Analog Jones and the Temple of Film: VHS Podcast

Don't f*ck with the Analog Jones! Enjoy our Child's Play 3 (1991) VHS Movie Review and our total disagreement of the film.   Quick Facts of Child's Play 3 (1991) VHS Movie Review Directed by Jack Bender Produced by Robert Latham Brown and David Kirschner Written by Don Mancini Based on Characters by Don Mancini   Production company: Universal Pictures Distributed by Universal Pictures Release date...

Get ready for the ride of your life with Analog Jones and their Total Recall (1990) VHS Movie Review!   Quick Facts Directed by Paul Verhoeven Produced by Buzz Feitshans and Ronald Shusett Screenplay by Ronald Shusett, Dan O'Bannon, and Gary Goldman Story by Ronald Shusett, Dan O'Bannon, and Jon Povill   Starring in Total Recall (1990) Arnold Schwarzenegger Rachel Ticotin Sharon Stone Michael Iron...

We talk about SDCC 2019 this week! Subjects include Marvel Movies Ray Harryhausen's Lost Movies Book Famous Monsters of Filmland AVGN The Dark Crystal TV Series and More!  How to find Analog Jones Discuss these movies and more on our Facebook page. You can also listen to us on iTunes, Podbean, and Youtube! Email us at analogjonestof@gmail.com with any comments or questions! Learn more about your a...

Sarah and Stephen talk big hair and boobs with their Straight Talk (1992) VHS Movie Review. Quick Facts Directed by Barnet Kellman Produced by Carol Baum, Howard Rosenman, Fred Berner, and Robert Chartoff Written by Craig Bolotin Starring Dolly Parton James Woods Griffin Dunne Michael Madsen Production company: Hollywood Pictures Distributed by Buena Vista Pictures Release date: April 3, 1992 (Uni...

Matt and Steve serve and protect your ears with our Robocop (1987) VHS Movie Review. Quick Facts Directed by Paul Verhoeven (Total Recall and Starship Troopers) Produced by Arne Schmidt Written by Edward Neumeier and Michael Miner Production company: Orion Pictures Distributed by Orion Pictures Release date: July 17, 1987 Budget: $13 million Box office: $53.4 million (US) Starring in Robocop (1987...

Matt and Stephen wish for a pot of gold and get a chance to review the newest man in green. Check out our Leprechaun Returns (2018) Movie Review. Storyline Twenty-five years ago, a young woman and her friends stopped an evil Leprechaun by shoving a four-leaf clover in its mouth and watching its melting body fall into a well in North Dakota. What happened to his pot of gold is anyone's guess. Today...

Matt is back! This week Analog Jones reviews a dizzying trip in our Dark City (1998) VHS Movie Review. Quick Facts Directed by Alex Proyas (The Crow) Produced by Andrew Mason and Alex Proyas Screenplay by Alex Proyas, Lem Dobbs, and David S. Goyer (Blade) Story by Alex Proyas Distributed by New Line Cinema Release date: February 27, 1998 Budget: $27 million Box office: $27.2 million Starring Rufus...

Who's ready to hear Matt Kelly (Horror Movie Night Podcast) and I talk about a sleazy, wine-centric horror film? Enjoy us figuring out The Vineyard starring James Hong. Quick Facts Directed by James Hong and William Rice Produced by Harry Mok Screenplay by James Hong and Douglas Kondo Starring James Hong as Dr. Elson Po Michael Wong as Jeremy Young Sherri Ball as Celeste Karl Heinz Teuber as Paul...

Analog Jones and the Jersey Ghouls go hunting for killer apes! Get ready for cartoon accents, a smoking/drinking gorilla and sesame cake in our Congo (1995) VHS Movie Review!  Quick Facts Directed by Frank Marshall Produced by Kathleen Kennedy and Sam Mercer Screenplay by John Patrick Shanley Based on Congo by Michael Crichton Distributed by Paramount Pictures Release date: June 9, 1995 Running ti...

Get your black hair dye and leather pants out! Then listen to the boys talk about how freaking awesome this 90's film is with our Crow (1994) VHS Movie Review. Quick Facts Directed by Alex Proyas (Dark City) Produced by Jeff Most, Edward R. Pressman and Grant Hill Written by David J. Schow and John Shirley Based on The Crow by James O'Barr Starring Brandon Lee as Eric Draven Rochelle Davis as Sara...

First, sorry about the audio, Skype hates us. Second, yes, another Avengers: Endgame movie review. We know everyone talked about it last week, but sorry, we are slow. ENJOY! Quick Facts Directed by Anthony Russo and Joe Russo Produced by Kevin Feige Screenplay by Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely Based on The Avengers by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby Starring Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark / Iron...

What do you get when you combine Y2K, bourbon and a bad wig? Chaos! Enjoy our Strange Days (1995) VHS Movie Review. Quick Facts Directed by Kathryn Bigelow...Near Dark, Point Break, Hurt Locker Produced by James Cameron and Steven-Charles Jaffe...produced Motel Hell and Ghost Screenplay by James Cameron and Jay Cocks...Academy Award: Best Original Screenplay, Gangs of New York (2002) Story by Jame...

Analog Jones tries to survive all the adrenaline and sex appeal in this high octane film, enjoy our Point Break (1991) VHS Movie Review! Quick Facts Directed by Kathryn Bigelow Produced by Peter Abrams and Robert L. Levy Screenplay by W. Peter Iliff Story by Rick King and W. Peter Iliff Production companies: Largo Entertainment and Levy/Abrams/Guerin Productions Distributed by 20th Century Fox Rel...

Listen to Steve and special guest Jon Harrington say the magic word and save the day when they talk about DC's newest film, Shazam! Quick Facts Shazam! is a comic book movie based on DC Comics character of the same name. Shazam! was released April 5, 2019, on a budget of $80-100 million. Directed by David F. Sandberg Produced by Peter Safran Screenplay by Henry Gayden Story by Henry Gayden and Dar...

Listen to Analog Jones celebrate the return of James Gunn to Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 with their top 5 James Gunn Movies!  Stephen 5. Scobby-Doo (2002) Zoinks! Two years after a clash of egos forced Mystery Inc. to close its doors, Scooby-Doo and his clever crime-solving cohorts Fred (Freddie Prinze Jr.), Daphne (Sarah Michelle Gellar), Shaggy (Matthew Lillard) and Velma (Linda Cardellini) a...

Listen to Analog Jones explain this one-joke film in our Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982) VHS Movie Review. Quick Facts Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid was released May 21, 1982, on a budget of $9 million and had a box office return of $18,196,170 million. Top 5 Films in May 1982 1. $124 million, Rocky III 2. $57 million, Annie 3. $39.5 million, Conan the Barbarian 4. $23.6 million, The Road Warrior 5....

Analog Jones goes on a thrilling adventure trying to catch Peter Foley before he kills again! Quick Facts Copycat is a psychological thriller that was released into theaters on October 27, 1995, on a budget of $20 million and made $32 million in the box office. Top 5 Films in theater in October 1995 1. Get Shorty 2. Powder 3. Vampire in Brooklyn 4. Copycat 5. Now and Then Director: Jon Amiel Write...

Listen to Analog Jones as we try to catch a murderer in New York with our mind powers! Quick Facts Eyes of Laura Mars is an American thriller film that was released August 2, 1978, on a budget of $7 million and had a box office return of $20 million. Directed by Irvin Kershner Produced by Jack H. Harris, Jon Peters and Laura Ziskin Written by John Carpenter and David Zelag Goodman Production Compa...

Listen to Analog Jones try to solve this mystery and not get turned into a couple of porn addicts.  Quick Facts 8mm was released into theaters on February 26, 1999, on a budget of $40 mil and made $96.6 mil worldwide. Production Company: Global Entertainment Productions Distributor: Columbia Pictures Director: Joel Schumacher Producers: Gavin Polone, Judy Hofflund, and Joel Schumacher Writer: Andr...

Analog Jones has to go to work (turns baseball cap) and meet this film halfway to figure out if arm wrestling is a real sport. Join us as we enjoy our last "sports" movie in our Over the Top (1987) VHS movie review. Over the Top Quick Facts Over the Top was released on February 13, 1987, on a budget of $25 million and made $16 million in the box office. Sylvester Stallone was reportedly paid $12 m...

Analog Jones and special guest Alex Vazquez from Windy City Horrorama Film Festival in Chicago, try and keep up with Bronson crawling through Death Wish 4: The Crackdown (1987). Death Wish 4: The Crackdown Quick Facts Death Wish 4: The Crackdown is a 1987 action thriller film, and the fourth installment in the Death Wish film series. Death Wish 4 had a budget of $5 million and a box office of $6.9...

Analog Jones tries to survive this full-tilt action sports film in our Rollerball (2002) VHS Movie Review starring Chris Klein, Jean Reno, LL Cool J, and Rebecca Romijn-Stamos! Rollerball (2002) is a Sci-Fi action film that was released into US theaters on February 8, 2002, from MGM and Columbia Pictures. Rollerball had a budget of $70 million and had a box office return of $25.9 million. Rollerba...

We try to tackle this sports movie in our The Last Boy Scout (1991) VHS Movie Review.  Quick Facts The Last Boy Scout was released to United States theaters on December 13, 1991. The budget for the film was $75 million and had a box office of $59.5 million. Other movies in the theater at the time were Hook, Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, The Addams Family, Beauty and the Beast, My Girl an...

Terry and Steve take on the "biggest and most ambitious Christian film ever made" with their Left Behind (2000) VHS Movie Review. Can Kirk Cameron save their souls or will they get LEFT BEHIND?!? Quick Facts Director: Vic Sarin Producers: Joe Goodman, Paul Lalonde, Peter Lalonde, and Ralph Winter Writers: Joe Goodman, Paul Lalonde, and Alan B. McElroy Based on Left Behind by Tim LaHaye and Jerry B...

Analog Jones takes on Disney's black sheep in their The Black Cauldron (1985) VHS Movie Review!  Rated: PG Released: July 4th, 1985 Runtime: 80 minutes Budget:$44,000,000 (estimated) Gross USA: $21,288,692 Trailers A Bug's Life Teaser Trailer Meet the Deedles Kiki's Delivery Service (Kristen Dunst is the voice actor and Matthew Lawerence) Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World Lady and the Tramp Co...