Analog Jones and the Temple of Film: VHS Podcast

Listen to Matt and Steve talk about Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets. The title is as long as the movie! It was directed by Luc Besson and it stars Dane DeHann, Cara Delevingne and Clive Owen. We also discuss Cloverfield Paradox and What Happen to Monday. Storyline: In the Century XXVIII, the space station Alpha is a city where beings from different planets live together exchanging thei...

Listen to Matt and Steve discuss New Line's Lost in Space from 1998 where one family goes off in space to save the world or something like that. I mean, they failed, they got lost, everyone is dead back on Earth.  Directed by Stephen Hopkins and starring Gary Oldman, William Hurt, Matt LeBlanc, Mimi Rogers, Heather Graham, Lacey Chabert, Jack Johnson and Jared Harris.  Learn more about your ad cho...

Matt and Steve discuss Beyond Skyline by XYZ Films. This movie was picked for our Future February line up and mostly because of the rad poster. Beyond Skyline (2017) Film Details: Beyond Skyline is rated R, has a runtime of 106 minutes and was released December 15, 2017 in USA. Storyline: A tough-as-nails detective embarks on a relentless pursuit to free his son from a nightmarish alien warship. D...

Listen to Matt, Steve and special guest Scott Roger, from Horror Movie Night Podcast, talk about this James Bond rip-off. Get ready for bad accents, Pangaea continents, one random ninja, zero lasers and a pop song that never stops! Laser Mission (1989) Quick Details: Laser Mission was originally titled “Solider of Fortune”. This film has a runtime of 84 minutes, is rated R and came out in the US d...

Matt and Steve discuss Mom and Dad, no, not their kooky parents but a new dark comedy. Directed by Brian Taylor and starring Nicolas Cage, Selma Blair and Anne Winters. What do you do when your parents turn into killing machines after only one thing, YOU?!? I don't know...hide in the basement? We also discuss 12 Strong, the horse soldier movie and talk about nerd news. Learn more about your ad cho...

Listen to Matt and Steve discuss the VHS tapes of VeggieTales: Are you my Neighbor? (1995) and Sing, Stretch and Play with Mom & Dad (1994). We kick off our first Jesus January with some fluffy Christian shorts. Matt gets venumous and Steve sings his heart out! If you like the show please rate and review us on iTunes (https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/analog-jones-and-the-temple-of-film-movie-po...

Matt and Steve discuss their favorite movies of 2017 along with some bad ones! If you like the show please rate and review us on iTunes (https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/analog-jones-and-the-temple-of-film-movie-podcast/id1297464116?mt=2) Interested in Matt Storc's writing, go to Horror Society (https://www.horrorsociety.com/category/chicago/) Join our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/gr...

Listen to Matt and Steve discuss The Adventures of Pinocchio from 1996. We've got another clamshell VHS cover with magic action art, more crappy CGI and one of the most terrifying puppets ever created. Come carve out some new memories with Analog Jones and JTT.  If you like the show please rate and review us on iTunes (https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/analog-jones-and-the-temple-of-film-movie-p...

Matt and Steve discuss Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle and Logan Lucky. Two quick reviews in one minisode, MERRY CHRISTMAS you filthy animals! If you like the show please rate and review us on iTunes (https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/analog-jones-and-the-temple-of-film-movie-podcast/id1297464116?mt=2) Interested in Matt Storc's writing? Go to Horror Society (https://www.horrorsociety.com/categor...

Listen to Matt and Steve discuss Jumanji from 1995. We've got a clamshell VHS cover, crappy CGI and some sweet practical effects to talk about in this mid 90's family adventure film. Come roll the dice and enjoy the adventure! If you like the show please rate and review us on iTunes (https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/analog-jones-and-the-temple-of-film-movie-podcast/id1297464116?mt=2) Interested...

Welcome to Analog Jones and the Temple of Film. This week Matt and Steve, with their special guest, Ashley, discuss the new Star Wars film, the Last Jedi. This podcast contains spoilers, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. Written and Directed by Rian Johnson (from Characters created by George Lucas), starring Daisy Ridley, Adam Driver, Mark Hamill, John Boyega, Oscar Isaac, Domhnall Gleeson, Laura Dern and the l...

Matt and Steve discuss The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988) and the crazy production of this film.  If you like the show please rate and review us on iTunes (https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/analog-jones-and-the-temple-of-film-movie-podcast/id1297464116?mt=2) Interested in Matt Storc's writing, go to Horror Society (https://www.horrorsociety.com/category/chicago/) Join our Facebook page (h...

Matt and Steve discuss Baby Driver! Spoiler, we both liked it. Is it good enough to land on our top 10 for 2017? Find out in January. Directed by Edgar Wright and starring Ansel Elgort, Jon Hamm, Eiza González, Jamie Foxx and Kevin Spacey. We also discuss Justice League, the Halloween sequel, the Spawn remake, Chicago Horror Society's Movie Nights and our Christmas giveaway . Look out next week fo...

Matt and Steve discuss Flight of the Navigator (1986) voted by you, the fans of the show on Facebook. This was Matt's first viewing of this little 80's cult film about a boy taking the ride of his life.  Directed by Randal Kleiser and starring Joey Cramer, Paul Reubens, Cliff De Young, Veronica Cartwright and Sarah Jessica Parker.  If you like the show please rate and review us on iTunes (https://...

Matt and Steve discuss the Babysitter (2017) and Happy Death Day (2017). We also talk about seeing John Carpenter's band playing his movie themes. Matt updates us on Windy City's Horrorama Film Festival and join us next week when we breakdown Flight of the Navigator from 1986. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2 (1987) VHS Movie Review Matt and Steve discuss Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2 (1987). We love Canada, we love Michael Ironside and we love Mary Lou! Join us as we try to survive prom night and the girls dying to get their crown. Film Details: This film was rated R, had a runtime of 97 minutes and was released to the USA on October 16, 1987. Taglines: -Mary Lou is back .....

Matt and Steve take a break and go to the theaters to see Jigsaw, the eighth film in the Saw series. This episode has spoilers but don't worry we call them out and give you time to pause. We will return to our VHS tapes next week with Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2. Happy Halloween! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Evils of the Night (1985) VHS Movie Review   Movie Details The runtime is 84 minutes, rated R and was released October 1985. The tagline for this film was “Alien vampires have just landed from outer space... in search of the one substance they need to survive... TEENAGE BLOOD!”. This movie was also titled “Demon’s Night” in France.   Synopsis Vacationing teens are systematically kidnapped and take...

Matt and Steve discuss a Scream rip-off that's pretty good. Watch academy award winning Jared Leto and the Noxzema Girl in this 1998 slasher! Directed by Jamie Banks. Starring Jared Leto, Alicia Witt, Rebecca Gayheart, Michael Rosenbaum and Loretta Devine. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt and Steve sit through a Chuck Norris box office bomb! It's also one of Cannon Films last pictures, BOO!  Directed by Aaron Norris (Chuck's baby bro) Starring: Well...Chuck Norris of course, Aki Aleong, Yehuda Efroni and Roland Harrah III Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt and Steve do their best to make it through Matthew Broderick's stupid ramblings. Why is this 80's fantasy so liked? Directed by Richard Donner Starring Matthew Broderick, Rutger Hauer and Michelle Pfeiffer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt and Steve discuss an early 90's reject of half animation and live action. Matt loves this film! Steve on the otherhand thinks it's Ralph Bakshi giving Paramount a giant middle finger. Stick around for an Aids PSA starring EVERYONE from the 90's! Directed by Ralph Bakshi and starring Brad Pitt, Kim Basinger and Gabriel Byrne. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt and Steve discuss Creepozoids from 1987. Ever thought about what you would do in 1998, six years after World War III reduces the planet to rubble and kills almost everything on earth!?! Me neither but I guess we wouldn't have to sit through Godzilla with Matthew Broderick, that's a positive....right? Directed by David DeCoteau Starring Linnea Quigley, Ken Abraham, Michael Aranda, Richard L. H...

Matt and Steve discuss this classic Sci-fi Action film from 1997, Starship Troopers, for their first VHS movie review. Remember kids, the only good bug is a dead bug! I'm doing my part....What about you? Film Details: Starship Troopers is rated R, has a runtime of 129 minutes and was released in the US on November 7, 1997. Starship Troopers was based off a Science Fiction novel by Robert A. Heinle...

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