An Endless Redundancy with Olly Woods

Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) I really need to learn how to bank. AH MEAN GOODY-GUMDROPS, A'VE WOTCHED ENERFF WEAKEST LINK BY NOW. Still. I imagine it's going to take a while before any of this snowball affects anybody except mine and my neighbours' mental health.  Could you please , start telling other people about it...? Most people are...

Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) "That is pretty good, isn't-'t? - Haha. French." Welcome. Extravagence has bin shared but no expenses are incorrectly filed where they need not be in THE BIN. bUT, STILL: I don't think you're up for my brand of cult-behaviour. We do it with a hot poker, and you've gotta get MERELY A HANDJO...

Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Ello, there. A bellow from the origin of slavery. Not to bring up any bad memories... It's 2025, thanks. However, like the commercial need to rise to keeping up with the appearances of those who are in reciept of shedloads of, "FACKIN' MANEY" , and, yet, blood-lined Adidas... As if the point of power is...

Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) As you'll all probably be expecting ( unknowing strangers ), this, 'Headline'-kind-of-titles signifies another, "Have one Rest" , reading, as we delve into the shallow waters of mishaps people are willing to fabricate and/or sacrifice to the U.K., for all to enjoy.  Especially those who might'v...

Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) That's not necessarily a joke there... But somebody could fill in the gaps of where my wordplay falls down, and make a joke about how overzealous or underzealous my ID is. (In terms of psychology, set about by a man who ideally wants close family members to admit they'd like to fuck eachother.) Life's a bunt-...

Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) However:  You get what you've paid for.  As long as you don't remind yourself that Time is Money. I've been really struggling to come up with any weird bollocks or musings, and that's merely because I've had a lovely Christmas break (and not one Little Sausage has contacted me in order to, 'sto...

Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) I've just been writing humouros intentions as if anybody cares. Not like the old days. Not being chirpy enough to be accepted by boozey cunts. Sick of it.  Luckily, Christmas is over.  Good - Aside though ,  that's actually useful for my frail intentions to make others feel good, and yet... simultaneously... I&apo...

Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Yes. It's me.  However mucch of a wanker you think me of,  you've just got to trust me, on this..:  There are much bigger wankers discussed within this podcast.  Unfortunately it's nobody inspiring my morale to falter, like all these lucky performers have in Los Angelers,  stepping on their fucking toes. No. ...

Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Hello, Everyone. Especially that Fella in Singapore who downloaded loads of these in one day. It's inconsistent and yet improving feedback/statistics such as this, that compells me to take some Immodium after recording. It's a reeeal, river of shite, this week. But... you might like it... Less than I value, savour...

Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Good. Pissing. Gracious.  mē It has been a long while, and a long ropey and messy tract of the human experience that brings me back to your lovely Aurifice, for what I somewhat suspiciously advertised as being, " "Endless". Many of you may have been reeling back and going, " Endless?! Fucking, Endless, i...

Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) This week, I assume I'm going through withdrawal, because it's been fucking difficult to come up with fucking ANYTHING - Until I begin spilling the liquid diet from betwixt my lips. Very standard procedure self-doubt. Plentiful is the oddballs that encompass who I am. Fairly poetic, that. As all of that sort of ru...

Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) These are for these moments when you cannot wriggle free from the comfort of English voices. ???? Why the fuck did he bring out something to be pre-ordained to be censored ???? Life breeds something of us Gen-Z's. Mostly not coming out to the masses. #Not in a gay way... Millennial's* But if it were, I'd want...

Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) I did say, "ONE". Don't get greedy, now. After a month-long hiatus, (due to deciding to relinquish any semblance of life in favour of smoking bud), WE. ARE. BACK. In all honesty, less schizophrenic than before, but, still equally doting to the idea (spawned from great rappers) that schizophrenia is a positive...

Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Bollocks But, honestly: Bollocks and bullshite to you all.            I've understood where in which I fell to the path of the grey, but, in large to me having Social-Deaths/Living within my meansmentum/" Ah, I suppose it isn't All Bad. ", I suppose it's been something to ponder, and whatever wither...

Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Just to be CLEAR (CLARITY, however, NOT LIKE FINISH DOES FOR YOUR DISHWASHER): Please think before expecting violence solves anything... Watch, "A History of Violence", but, with no distractions, or people of different mindsets trying to jilt your viewing... The message at least is fantastic and very thoughtful as...

Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Was going to put a, "x", after the episode title, but wasn't sure whether that would be a step too far, these days. Please be ensured: NOBODY, is entitled to kiss me. It's just a niceity that many of us add on to text messages, when we struggle for bonds past those we know. It's a scary and Fearmong...

Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) ; That is genuinely a tattoo I would never be ashamed to see, as an empath. But, after dealing with suicidal thoughts scientifically, socially, compassionately, and with integrity...  I am willing to spare my dignity. In the name of entertainment value.  At least value it at an honest estimation.  "As I can fecking mon...

Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) HOWEVER (SINCERELY, STIW (SORRY, SINCERELY(since I'm not a lying tory fuckwit, just an honest-hard-working-one...(?)) FOR THAT COLLOQUIAL DIG, AS I MENTION IN THE PODDY, I RECKON YOU'RE, 'WELL SMART' (not a direct quote), AND DANGEROUS, AND CLEVER COMPARED TO TORIES, yet: (un/)certainly( certi..? too far...

Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) I know it isn't appropriate/overly-wise/not-risky to piss off charming-date-rapists such as Dapper Laurghs, but since I'm part-Cockney... I feel I've got a reverse-racism-esque right to. "Xharming" fucking Bully... Just as a very personal and intimate note to my ex-HEADTEACHER, it really genuinely a...

Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) what's your favourite colour of your fayvourite carrrrr??? I chat on a bad-sex/"friends"-line. As I say, I'm an Autistic-Fisherman: METAPHORICALLY. I'm into being a tragedy: it gets humourous/humourless. Depending on where I fall on your sword. Or, like... 'Not sure', could be something th...

Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) "I... dunno sometimes... I just... get irrationally scared..." " By the size of my own bollocks-brain. Move over, bollocks. My true penis comes to town - so to speak... in metaphors..." Hey there anybody out there, I honestly hope you're not choosing to alienate me, but I do have an awful lot to say...

Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) This is a ridiculous kind of seriously intentional rap. Sorry for being so confounding|confusing. ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________ "I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hell...

Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Old-school, and the Nua-Scoil need to learrn more doe ( faoi láthair ), I burn baby burn like disco-inferno. Burn slow like Irish potatoes. Now that I'm not getting high, it luckily makes much more sense, though. There is good-faith, and bad-faith. Very similar to positive and negative discrimination. And... If it help...

Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) You don't have to agree... I know that, "Art is subjective". Some Art is out-right toss. Hope you spuriously decide for yourselves, without even a direct message! Bollocks! Feck! Arse! If you do get it, however... "your bird can sing, but I still won't fuck you." _______________________________...

Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) Just. Fucking. Focus. Then. Fucking. Listen. ... please.... ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________ "I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape. Purely if you think I have some...