An Animorphs Book Club Podcast

We discuss "The Decision." The Animorphs become mosquitos to take blood from Marco's favorite clown, then the author gets bored of that plot and suddenly switches to a better one. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “The Underground.” Rachel sneaks around the Yeerk Pool in disguise and is really cool. She'd be good at Among Us. Watch us eat oatmeal: https://youtu.be/fqAh26cujBg Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “The Warning” and take a journey through 1990's internet. Jake and Cassie burn down a mansion owned by Visser Three’s twin brother and then make out in the flames. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast hi macho man big eyes brown eyes brown deep hair eyes brown

We discuss “The Escape.” The Animorphs finally ride roller coasters as birds. We theorize in ways that require a lot of misinformation, some opinions change, and now this book is the Bible. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “The Unknown,” a title referring to an Andalite toilet. The Animorphs watch a Yeerk poop. Visser Three watches Cassie poop. That’s how this book is. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “The Change,” where Tobias grows giant, and then eagles fly out of his butt. We also talk about some things that have made us cry, like playing Othello. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss the second half of “The Andalite Chronicles.” Elfangor and Lauren flop around the universe then suddenly feel like smoking cigarettes and voting. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast Content warning: This episode contains discussion of fictional sexual assault

We discuss one half of “The Andalite Chronicles,” and it’s lightyears ahead of other Animorphs books. Alfangor, Alauren, and Lauren go on an adventure fighting Scoo Pachoos. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

(Not Animorphs) Mustard, Stir, and Blue Thunder play a storytelling game while waiting for a pizza delivery. Here's the game: https://acsherman.itch.io/pizza-heroes Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

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We discuss “The Forgotten,” the book that B Natural forgot about. Jake runs around in the Amazon rainforest talking to nobody. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast Becoming a fly and not eating poop is like going to the Grand Canyon and not looking at it.

We discuss “The Android,” the most appropriately-named Animorphs book so far. It teaches us about the Chee, the Pemalites, and how Zero-space works.  Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss Air Morph One: Ready For Takeoff. Melvin, presumably the newest member of the Animorphs, isn’t very good at writing. Anthrax is an American heavy metal band. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast Some audio is from episode 4 of The Animorphs Book Club, that other podcast. We’re still on hiatus from releasing episodes regularly, w...

We discuss Animorphs the Graphic Novel 1: The Invasion by Chris Grine. Everyone should buy this book. Also, we're on hiatus. Watch the Graveyard Golf video: https://youtu.be/ovRitRZGNUE Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast Shoutouts to "The" Animorphs Book Club.

We discuss “The Secret.” We also spend a lot of time talking about previous Animorphs books, because this one is really bad. It’s smelly. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss "The Alien" and finally learn what an aristh is. Ax contemplates his relationship with the Animorphs, his duty to avenge his brother's death, and the taste of salt and grease. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast Special thanks to Mr. John Kirbysdreamland2.

We discuss “The Andalite’s Gift.” FLASH! Tobias offers to poop on Marco. Marco is dating a giant dust monster from Saturn.  Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

(Not Animorphs) We read and discuss Dr. Seuss’s “Hop on Pop.” If you have this book at home, feel free to read along with us. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

We discuss “The Stranger.” In this book, they Netflix and chill in Cassie’s barn and eat Tobias at Visser Three’s barbecue. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast Don't we all think that Tobias is birdened enough?

We discuss the most flawless Animorphs book so far, “The Capture.” Jake’s friends decide to tie him up for three days. Jake is like “yay.” Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast Alternate episode titles: “Visser Milgram Test” and “Someone kill this fool for me”

We discuss “The Predator” and spend almost ten minutes arguing about whether or not the ending is a cop-out. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast Alternate episode title: “Ants are Satan Incarnate”

We discuss Kapplegate’s fourth Animorphs book, “The Message.” Most of us think it isn’t great, but AX! AAAAX! Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast "Some jokes are just too dumb for me, and that one wasn't."

B Natural, Batter, Mustard, and Stir discuss hawk sex and then argue about the third Animorphs book, “The Encounter.” Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

B Natural, Batter, Kurger Bing (?), Mustard, and Stir discuss the second Animorphs book. Episode discussing Hop on Pop coming soon. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast

B Natural, Batter, Kurger Bing, Mustard, and Stir discuss the first Animorphs book. Watch out for axe murderers. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/rbX3dC6 Email: AABCpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @AABCpodcast