Amateur-Ass Podcast

We missed a week, so of course this episode is a life catch-up. Enjoy our idle chatter. Or just FAFO. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Today's topics: jumpsuits, Valentine's Day in elementary school, and...very realistic dolls. Take your pick. Pick everything, though. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Have you been anywhere but here? Do you make any amount of money? Congratulations, you are an international business machine. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Do you feel manipulated by Disney? Do you wonder if Jeff Bezos grapples with happiness? Do you cry loudly at movies? This one's for you. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Be sweet to yourself. You're a good human. Maybe not as good as Nelson Mandela, but close. We love you. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

It's a big-ass chatty show about a whole lot of nothing. The gals are back and fall right into idle chatter. Happy New Year! Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

This ep has all the hot goss on Rashida's TikTok rabbit holes. Enjoy! AAP will be on break for the next two weeks. Happy holidays, sweet listeners!! Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Skeletal Mess is opening for Deja Vu Moment on tour. Get into it. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

A Series of Unfortunate Phrase Usage Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

The Wiz! The Color Purple! Whitney Houston! Are you sensing a theme? Claire and Rashida dive into it all! Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Claire is a busy bee this week, so this week is a special Bonds treat! Enjoy a little AB and Rashida time on this holiday weekend! Happy Thanksgiving--we are so thankful for our merry band of loyal listeners! Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Need a nice chill chatty episode? You've come to the right place. Everyone's hydrating, working, doing the damn thing. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

We're back! After a week away for illness and a week away for vacation, the gals have returned. Rashida carries the load this week with a recap of her trip to New York and a Disney Cruise. Come along and get drunk on one cocktail! Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud...

Rashida pretends to be away on the vacation that she also talks about going on in a few days. You'll get it.  Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

A classic chit chat. Everything under the sun, plus polygamy.  Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

You want a buffet of topics? Nation of Islam's beef with the Mormon Church? Or maybe Wonderful World of Disney? A bit of 'NSync riffing thrown in? It's us. We're here.  Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Ah, sookie sookie now! Join these Seasoned Professionals for Episode 61, where they discuss MORE Beyonce, the movie Tombstone, and getting on with life if you're mad.  Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

The amateurs are back from their break! Rashida heals from Covid, Claire has a new job, and they are both STILL MAD at Flashy Hat Guy from the Beyonce concert. So, ya know, the usual. Welcome back, friends! Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Friends, the Beyonce episode is here! Join Rashida and Claire from their hotel room in Vegas for a pre-show chat! Then go home with them and experience the come-down (the fatigue in their voices is a dead giveaway of a good time). In classic AAP fashion, the mixing on this one is wonky, due to rogue recording on different devices. We invite you to get over it and get into it. BEYONCE! Email us you...

The ladies spend lots of time discussing Barbie, being a good human, and some foundational hullabaloo about the intersectionality of feminism, empathy, and resisting urgency. It's a rabbit-holer, folks. Beyonce show is next weekend!! Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCl...

Foghorn Leghorn. Taz. Beyonce. What do these three things have in common? MERCH!  Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

This one's short and sweet, folks, because of....well, reasons. Hang in there, we've got Barbie talk, and of course, we are leading up to BEYONCE in a couple of weeks!  Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

If you made it through last week's debacle, welcome back! With no delays or tech issues in sight, Rashida and Claire simply catch up. Rashida schools Claire on some Beyonce rules, too, in preparation for their Vegas trip to see Queen B! Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin M...

A short-ass episode for an amateur-ass podcast. The tech just didn't come together, and rather than scrap the whole thing and leave our tens of listeners without an episode, we edited it into a masterpiece of frustration. Now you know how truly amateur we are. Enjoy. Or don't. It's a mess with tons and tons of laughing. We are stupid. Email us your stories about amateur moments of i...

Hear us, see us, empathize. We are sweaty and our hormones are raging! Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)