Am I the BLEEP

It's another episode with these two chaotic Jonathans throwing coaching at you that'll make you put down the loud snacks you like to eat during your podcast time. If that doesn't apply to you, then maybe it's time to head back to the ol' opera house. Yup. Coaching Pearls: Shitting on meteorologists (Yup), Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Assholes Band (Yup), Breaking from the format (Yup), Entitled to not go...

Some podcasts refine their product, giving you the crème de la crème of their content. Not us, though. We give you the whole cream, just like the podcasting farmers intended. That's why this episode has long posts and even longer coaching, extra creamy. Coaching Pearls: Pizza thesis, Korma's a bitch, Takeout messages, A perfect time to trade up, Ah! Real assholes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...

Welcome to this nighttime episode of our show, where the Jonathans demonstrate why our bedtime remains well before 8 PM. If you want to fall asleep to this episode, you're welcome to try. It gets pretty raunchy throughout, though, so consider wearing earplugs. Coaching pearls: Jonathiccc, First-time agreements, Oompah loompah wedding photos, Yoda: The stepmom I wish I had, The blending of fam...

Sup normies! We're here to get you what you want and what you need and what you crave. Do we succeed? Listen to the full episode to find out. Unless what you need/want/crave is quiet time. In which case, turn the volume way down. Coaching Pearls: Swearing Spit-Take, Thick Soup Guy, After-Before, Fireplace Amnesia Exercise, Double-edged a-hole, Normies Support the show Hosted on Acast. See aca...

This episode is the one where we decided to just make our jobs easier by deciding if people are assholes from the title of their Reddit post. We then immediately learn why that does not work out....enjoy! Coaching pearls: First Takes, SIL Vacuums, Demetre Dates, Star Economy Moguls, Weed Snack Improprieties Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Everybody is getting married this week. You, us, the posters on AITA, everyone. Does that mean we all have to go get marriage licenses? Do you have to make an appointment for that? Maybe we should all coordinate because we only get an hour for lunch. The Pearls:  Clean Screen Queen, Celebrating Love with a Mushroom Risotto, Consensual Bedroom Knocks, Wedding Guest Goofs Support the show Hosted on...

Both Jonathans braved sickness of the body and soul to get this coaching podcast to you this week. We really hope you like it, because all the medical professionals we bamboozled so we could record this episode are pretty peeved at us. Coaching Pearls: Poor Grammar Poetry Slam, Juicy Booty Problems, Adopting The Ring of Fire, Limits of Horse Biology, A Testicular Argument, Ice Cream Lottery Dreams...

We're back-ack-ack-ack! Not like a heart attack, though, more like an old friend that shows up at your door with a nice ready-to-go meal and podcasting equipment. Coaching Pearls: Strong Warbler Energy, Dookie Howser, Breaking the third wall, Why do you want her dead!?, Death Trifle, 1731 was a mid-year. Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

B eing or not being the AH in a situation is a tricky L ittle situation that takes the E xpertise of the Jonathans to E ncourage thought and adjudication to P osit who is and who isn't the AH If this doesn't show up like an acrostic poem on your device, I will eat my hat. Also please give us 5 stars as a bare minimum rating. It's the only way. Support the show Hosted on Acast. See a...

It's us.... HI. We're the Jonathan's, it's we. It's AITB time. The Jonathans agree. Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After a brief meeting at 4 am, the council of Jonathans met to discuss a very important matter. After hemming, hawing they began to understand what the real question here was... Doest calling thy colleague a nosy ***** maketh thee an AH? Let's find out. Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Geronimo! The jabbering Jonathans jump judiciously into  the stories of jaded jabronies and shed their jacklight onto  jackass juveniles to judge the justifiableness of the jabbering  gerrymander. Don't worry. We won't quit our day job. Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this epic episode of Am I the Bleep!?! We are ecstatic, elated, and another generic 'E' word that describes excitement to introduce a very special guest.  The one...the only... JROSE11!!!!!! You may know him from Twitch or one of his many other endeavors, but today you will get to know him as a very special co-host of our show. While he is not a Jonathan, his name also starts with a &...

In this brand new episode of Am I the Bleep!?!, The Jonathans dive really....really...really deep into the complexities of relationships. They do this because they love talking about complex stuff in complex ways with complex people. Now say complex 10 more times and give this brand new episode a listen. It's simpler than you may think. Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

AITA for reporting a mother and her glitter monster to a flight attendant? I had a situation that happened to me on a long-haul flight yesterday and I need your verdict. I'd paid for an aisle seat in main cabin extra because of my long legs. It was a packed flight and my row-mates were a mother (late 30s?) with a young child (maybe 5 or 6). They brought a bunch of arts and crafts to keep the...

AITA for not wanting my husband to eat lobster in our house? I (F27) have a seafood allergy, anything that comes from the sea will cause me to break out in hives, be nauseated and have difficulty breathing, it never got to the point of being an anaphylaxis reaction but I do not want to risk it. My husband (27M) loves seafood specifically lobster. he will eat it when visiting his parents (who live...

"To bleep, or not to bleep, that is the question:  Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The a**holes of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of a**holes And by opposing end them. "  -William Shakespeare Check out the original posts here if you would like to read along: AITA for putting out my neighbours fire with my garden hose while we’re on a fire ban? AITA for n...

In this extra special episode of Am I the Bleep!?! The Jonathans are actually in the same room at the same time in the same city. It's kind of like a less Oscar-worthy version of Everything, Everywhere All at Once....but it's still pretty good. In this episode, we talk about exclusion and how to manage yourself in its ugly face.  Also, and on a different note...Thank you all for over 100...

In this corner, weighing at a combined 450 lbs, we have The Jonathans. A destructive duo ready to dive in and do what they do. In the opposing corner, weighing in at 0 lbs, we have Chat GPT. The force coming to take Jonathan's job right from their grasp. And it means it, folks! That's right! In this cage match episode, The Jonathans go head-to-head(?) with an invisible enemy to see who c...

Every single week, The Jonathans put their minds, their wits and their courage together to read from the titular 'Am I the Asshole' thread to determine who is the A**hole and who isn't. This is not a challenge they take lightly. Every day they wake up at 3 am to train in the style of a certain Rocky Balboa running up and down stairs until they have built the sheer fortitude to accom...

Writing copy for podcasts is hard. You have to listen to yourself speak...again and again and again for another 40+ minutes to find the part where you said something witty that will translate to you, the listener. It's like the worst answering machine-type experience in the world and I WILL NOT HAVE IT TODAY! So rather than me going through HELL, it's your turn. Listen to today's ep...

I couldn't think of what I wanted to say for today's episode description so I did the only thing I could think of and go to CHAT GPT to do my work for me.  Here's what was said by the infamous robot on it's first try... "Am I the Bleep!?!," is the podcast that's more relatable than your ex's rebound. Hosted by two comedians who make dark humor seem like a ra...

In today's epic episode, the jazzy Jonathans read stories from aloof a**holes and coach them...courageously. Is my copywriting improving or what!?! We coach the original posters of the following AITA threads: WIBTA if I didn't include one of my polycule members in a book I'm writing? AITA for "embarrassing" my husband by leaving the room whenever he chews gum? WIBTA if I a...

To be or not be the A**hole? That is the question. And the truth is that it's one that has been plaguing The Jonathans for millennia. And it's not for a lack of trying, it's truly all they think about, but it turns out to be infinitely more complex than they thought because there is more to the A**hole than meets the eye.  Today, The Jonathans do some digging, some diving deep and s...

“You can’t always get what you want…”  Maybe it’s a little past your generation, but sixty odd years ago, that line spurred legions of unwavering fans throughout the rock ‘n roll world. Today, the question isn’t really whether or not you can get what you want… instead, it’s more nuanced: Should you always get what you want? Not getting what you want can suck. It feels like you’re sacrificing a par...