Alohomora!: The Original Harry Potter Book Club

On Episode 375 we discuss... → Luna & Myrtle adventures → Dead child in the bathroom → Wizard GED → Ugh on Percy : plot makes him prefect → Hogwarts motto is: we don't care if kids are in danger → Nothing like a little child murder to out a fraud → The first appearance of Harry's signature spell → We all feel bad for Moaning Myrtle → Underground ghost world → The septic tank of requirement Bec...

On Episode 374 we discuss... → James and Vernon's first meeting → Harry's lack of awareness is from the Dursleys attempt to stamp the curiosity out of him → The '90s housing prices make the Millennials sad → Let's just leave Harry at home → The Horcrux made Harry a different kind of baby → Geoff wants to be a magical cleaner → The purpose of a second chapter → None of us know Portuguese Become a s...

On Episode 373 we discuss... → Bloody Harry → Is Rex Lea Michele? → Casual Tuesday at Hogwarts → Matchmaking Hermione → Dating your friend's sibling → Katie had one job → Ghosts & mortal relationships → Dangerous overconfidence → Snape's Google alerts → Love a good bathroom cry → Harry's disappointing lack of sympathy for Myrtle → Shocking! Rex defends Harry Become a supporter of this podcast:...

On Episode 372 we discuss... → Molly, the spicy Gryffindor → Oh, my wizard god → What Neville's grandmother yells at him → Kardashians as Lockhart - is Gilderoy or Harry more famous → Are we a shark podcast? → Grace's husband, Tim Curry, or Lockhart - you decide. → The more last names you have the richer you are → Mummies or Walt Disney → Colin's friend crush → Narcissism theory → Grace & Kat...

On Episode 371 we discuss... → Humans hate change → Did Tonks or Moody actually do anything? → Scrimgeour's parallel death → How the tables turned against Harry perhaps too quickly → Alison stans Ron - fight her → Remus is the "adult, adult" → Nothing is hard for Hermione → Heated debate on the legacy of Remus Lupin → Dumbledore does not owe Harry his entire story Become a supporter of this podcas...

On Episode 370 we discuss... → Harry, the late riser → Introverts & Ambiverts → We still stan Lucius's luscious locks → Harry's life if he never went to Hogwarts → Petunia is punishing Harry for being her sister's son → Celebrities in the wild → Sports trump plants → (Hedwig) wants to break free → Aunt Marge in orbit → We can't not talk about trauma → Harry, the bad seed Become a supporter of...

On Episode 369 we discuss…→ Getting lost on the way to class → The nightmare of flesh eating trees → Everything you wanted to know… and maybe not know about potatoes → What Hermione’s and Ron’s house looks like in the future → We want to know your most awkward encounter → Harry’s a fabulous third wheel → No one dates at Hogwarts → We love you, late bloomers → Everyone’s childhood is ruined → Harry...

On Episode 368 we discuss... → Check out Sorting Hat Chats ! → If you don't have a friend in your group who is obsessed with Harry Potter, it's probably you → No one knows what episode they are on → Rex's feelings on Harry & Ron have not changed → Traumatic wizarding money → Macy's balloons → Ludo Bagman's moral compass → Fleur is one scary 1/4 bird → Arthur Weasley is the voice of reason → If...

On Episode 367 we discuss... → The scent of death, Lucius Malfoy, le parfum de la mort → Yes, Arnold Schwarzenegger was governor → Where we think Grimmauld Place is in London → Ravenclaw is the odd house out → 14 year olds be gossiping → Yay, Luna is here! → How legit is The Quibbler → Trevor still exists! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-...

On Episode 366 we discuss... → How the characters we're most like are the characters we get frustrated with the most → Hermione is a lot like Merope → We don't talk about Lily → How did they not die of hypothermia? → Horocruxes & redemption → Deluminator origins → Snape is a professional liar but not dishonest → What would happen if Hermione had been at the lake? Become a supporter of this pod...

On Episode 365 we discuss... → The chapter gives off Lost energy → What is Death? → The actualization of Dumbledore → Snape's a 9/Hagrid's a 4 → What exactly happened Karkaroff → Talk to you never - TTYN → We start the new year off by giving Snape the benefit of the doubt → Hermione's main character energy → Rita Skeeter is living her best life → Hagrid might be the only one who is mentally health...

On this special bonus episode we discuss… → The most heartbreaking death in the series → Ships! Hermione/Ron or Hermione/Harry → Is it Voldemort or Dolores Umbridge who is more evil? Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support .

On Episode 364 we discuss... → School is boring → Just a children's book → Conflicts about Lupin → Poor undeveloped, Lily → Grace fights really hard for Chamber → Tracy loves death → We don't have a bad thing to say about Half-Blood → Rex still hates Harry → The Marauders are all in our heads → Plot vs. character → We can't decide about the end of Order of the Phoenix → Podcast definitive ranking...

On Episode 363 we discuss... → We're shocked that spiders can't speak → Harry in Winter is the hosts' favorite → Though The Wizards' Consort is a close second → Somehow wizards know about Star Wars → Everyone is plagiarizing Diggory → An abundance of notes → Musings from some sad, old, millennials → We're dying for someone to choreograph a dance to The Weasley Stomp → No one likes Do the Hippogrif...

On Episode 362 we discuss... → Madam Hooch uses her PTO → Spreadsheets at Hogwarts → What's the point of a five minute game → No stakes in chess → Failed Polyjuice blood transfusions → Rex's atomic number theory → Sam advocates murder to learn → Chocolate frog card Patronuses → More Quidditch than Flamel Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-ha...

On Episode 361 we discuss... → Are Molly & Arthur good parents? → Wise fools → There are so many Weasleys! → Post Gen fanfics → Ginny might just break the seventh son of the seventh son lore of the family → Ron and Ginny are the best and worst of the Weasleys → George married a reminder of the twin he lost → John over Tom → Thoughts on Ron → Where does Hermione fit in → What Albus Severus should h...

On Episode 360 we discuss... → Snakes in bed → School days, school breaks, & schoolmates → How to stare fear in the eyes → Awkward movie kisses Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support .

On Episode 359 we discuss... → How Unforgivable Curses are the last things Harry and Voldemort say to each other → Avery is back in the count → The 90's were a different time → Definitive order for "how bad" a curse is Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support .

On Episode 358 we discuss... → You know it's bad when Hermione is scared → The duality of youth → Does Voldemort care just a little or completely soulless? → The chapter's mix of creepy horror and emotional devastation → A choking rag of a person Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support .

On Episode 357 we discuss... → Slytherin career day → High praise for Lavender → Anybody seen my Goyle? → Quidditch is love, Quidditch is life → "I'm a Puff and I'm staying" Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support .

On Episode 356 we discuss... → Dementor RAs → These books aren't here for romance → Nothing happens in the chapter... Except the most important inciting incident → Molly & Arthur/Lucius & Narcissa: ying and yang on judgments → Amos Diggory: the world's most annoying helicopter parent → The Weasleys might be unknowingly rich in Muggle money Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.c...

On Episode 355 we discuss... → Check out episode 285 http://alohomorapodcast.com/episode-285-food-why-would-you-eat-that/ → Why a school for children has a dungeon → The wizard American library might be in the New York Public Library → How many deaths are worth the answer to a question → Downton Abbey House-elf style → snake poop → Gremlins & Tamagotchis: alive and creepy Become a supporter of thi...

On Episode 354 we discuss... → ... Daddy Remus → Where does canon begin and end → Molly's clock is doing more harm than good → Narcissa needs her space → George & Fred just sounds weird Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support .

On Episode 353 we discuss... → Discrepancies in "History of Magic" → How Sprout and Flitwick might be meant to be → Sprout and Snape fanfiction → Neville could have saved the day with Herbology... or not → Mandrake Liberation Front is back! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support .

On Episode 352 we discuss... → Is Harry really the narrator → Movie Ron < Book Ron → To Aureo, Trelawney might be the ultimate villain → Choosing your own "Potter" adventure → Please be nice to animals and do not bury them alive Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support .