Almost Never Podcast

Almost Never is back, and we feeling crazy, sexy, cool. This week on AN, the lads dive into their current ship statuses; relationships, situation-ships, open-ships, sinking ships. Tory Lanez catches a 10 year sentence that even his hairline doctor couldn't save him from. Made in America gets cancelled and Tiesto keeps getting younger. Then, we return to the Travis Scott album, Sean returns to...

We're back at it again with a brand new episode, and it's better than anti-depressants! In fact, this episode is so big, we had to cut it into two. Woman's World Cup is underway down under, the world is melting, and people are locking their toddlers' in their cars — Pro tip: don't call the locksmith, just break the window. Childhood pyro reminiscing, stun gun party tricks,...

We're back with part two of our first two parter, and we're starting off with 6ix9ine and Kodak Black linking up — and Kodak don't care if a rat is making him cheese. Is YNW Melly the Oj Simpson of this generation? The glove don't fit, so Melly gets a mistrial. The lads pretend they know something about the court system, and Josh gets out of jury duty because he doesn't tr...

This week on Almost Never, Josh goes to New Orleans, and one of the guys goes missing and gets robbed. Southern hospitality, swamp people, and gators love marshmallows. Travis Scott drops Utopia and production is immaculate — Trey calls it album of the year. Who wore the music transition better, MGK or Post Malone? Beatles might release new music, stop releasing dead people's art, and J. Cole...

This week on Almost Never, the lads get celebrate Sean's birth and get questionable with the morals.  A helium can comes along for the ride. Sean gives some insider tips on how to get yourself a job without ever being hired, Trey suggests starting an outdoor only fans. No one is ever going to ask you to show proof of your high school diploma. Obama makes an appearance. DeSantis... The questio...

Bienvenidos! The sun is back, and so are the Almost Never lads with another episode. A laundry thief, heroes doses in the burbs, and Denzel v. Stathem v. Vin. AirBnB is hitting the post pandemic blues with a 50% drop in revenues. The guys ask, "what happened to crypto", and admit to their "close calls" and losses. Something goes Boom. The Elon-Zuck beef continues with the relea...

Welcome to another episode of Almost Never! This week is a good one, as the lads prove you can be serious and funny. The Island Boys have Sean and Trey concerned for their well-being, and Josh spreads his advantageous wings and goes on a weed (purchasing) break. The guys co-educate each other on fake foam pits, the difference between doxing and swatting, and Adriana Chechik post corn, and then get...

Ten episodes in the bank! On this week of Almost Never, the lads talk new music drops, short people and Irish goodbyes, and that black Canadians created hockey. Josh sweats out the demons after his 3 day bone broth and smoothie gut cleansed, finds out he's part middle eastern, and now his DNA is property of Blackstone. The Dodgers take the L to the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, Josh calls...

Disclaimer: we do not think the loss of life is a joke and do not intend for any malice in our satire.  We swear we have hearts... The Almost Never gents are back at it again. Josh asks the question, "How much fungi does it take to go full Megan Thee Stallion — body, ody, ody, ody", and finds his answer somewhere between the California coast and Fried Cauliflower. Trey takes on a new sup...

This week on Almost Never, we all have synesthesia! Josh enters the spider verse, Sean gets a dry aged meat education, and Trey is a little bit Budden and a little bit Rogan. Bill Murray is in his Pete Davidson phase with Kelis and her milkshake — rizz level, high. PGA waves the white flag to LIV and come together for the merger. Messi comes to the MLS and brings 7 million followers with him. Appl...

Welp, they let us back for another episode. This week on Almost Famous, los tres muchachos viven mas la vida. Trey gets saucy (and sweet) with a group of strangers out in front of Sam's Hofbrau and denies the capabilities of ChatGPT. Lebron gets his roses (from a group of Laker haters) and Ja's shoes sell out. Neruolink gets the okay from the FDA to put chips in human brains, and the guy...

The Almost Never lads are back with another one. Josh almost loses his hand to mosquitos and plants a seed for his Alisha Lehmann love story. Megan Thee Stallion is dating Romalu Lukaku, Jokic is in beast mode, and Shannon buys his way out of his relation-Skip. Al Pacino raises the DiCaprio bar by becoming a father to be at 83 with his 29 year old girlfriend — good for him, rough for her? Josh and...

We are gathered here this week to celebrate the blessing that is Trey Ross, and naturally we do it in Almost Never fashion. We got kicks, pies, balloons, and more. Jimmy Buckets is on fire, Ja Morant isn't breaking any laws, and Nuggets are taking the Lakers in 5. The gang reminisce on the best porchetta sandwich ever, and the days of I Can't Believe its Not Butter. Trey gets uncomfortab...

The Almost Never lads mix it up this week with some musical chairs, and it gets weird right out the gates. Josh donates a "specimen" to a sperm bank and talks about making deposits, and the lads weigh in on donating, if you'd want your kid to find you, the man with 500 "children", and if Nick Cannon remembers his kids names. Trey puts Sean's vehicular damage legacy on...

Hello good people! Oooo-Weeee, we got a lengthy one for you this week. The AN chums briefly nerd out on Star Wars (sans Trey... because he isn't a nerd), Trey introduces the group to "To Skeet a Predator", and things escalate quickly with hot takes on nature, nurture, and insanity pleas. The death of Jordan Neely is discussed and (wavy) lines are drawn in the sand of wilding out, se...

This week, the Almost Never lads talk Coachella and headliners, reminisce on the past years, and proclaim they are too old to camp. Sean teaches Trey and Josh how the NBA play-in tournament works and why it still sucks for the 7th and 8th team. Then, the lads switch gear and talk new age gun control with retina scanning and finger print triggers. Trey shakes things up with a conversation about Zio...

Back at it again with another one. The Almost Never lads hit you with the need to know traffic lowdown, ponder the make up of the sandwich, and explain how they almost lost Josh after last episode. Sean gives some questionable tech start up insight and his Quasi-modo face job,  Trey poses the question , "what is your poorest gourmet meal", then hits the guys with the "murder marry k...