Almost Midnight: A Horror Anthology podcast

It’s another “manage your expectations” week as Mr. Cleaver takes you back into the world of analog terror all alone and by himself! V/H/S 2 features ghosts, zombies, and alien party crashers and may not be suitable for children, the elderly, people allergic to tree nuts, etc.

MJL joins MrCleaver for episodes 4-6 of Tales from the Crypt’s second season! Episodes: Till Death, Three’s A Crowd, The Thing from the Grave!

MrCleaver welcomes Almost Midnight mainstay MJL as they tackle the first three episodes of Tales from the Crypt’s second season. (Thunder crashes) Enjoy!

MrCleaver flies solo on this one, ladies and gentlemen, so manage your expectations as he takes you on a ride through the kid friendly anthology known as The Willies (thunder crashes)!

MJL swings back by to chat with Mr Cleaver about the last three episodes from the historic first season of Tales from the Crypt!

When the Crystal’s away the Cleaver will record with MJL from the Brutes and Slashers podcast! We mourn her absence then we cover the first three episodes of legendary anthology series Tales from the Crypt!

Crystal and Cleaver get their report card as they finish up the ABCs of Death ‘franchise’ with N-Z of Part 2. School’s Out, degenerates!

School’s back in session deviants as Crystal and Cleaver tackle A-M of the superior sequel to 2012’s ABCs of Death.

Crystal and Cleaver return for some extra curricular mayhem as they finish the uneven, fascinating 13 final shorts in The ABCs of Death!

Crystal and Cleaver learn their alphabet this week as they cover the first 13 segments in this audacious, divisive anthology!

Hit the trail to terror with Crystal and Cleaver as they run afoul of rascally gunslingers, vengeful native Americans, and more terrors that’ll make you declare “What in tarnation is a-goin on here?” Saddle up!

Crystal and Cleaver tackle arguably the best anthology since Creepshow as they find themselves surrounded by werewolves, zombie children, serial killing principals, and one little trick-or-treater who takes Halloween VERY seriously!

Crystal and Cleaver witness classic fairy tale tales filtered through a horny uncle. We have a werewolf, a telekinetic Goldi Lox, we have questionable babysitter choices, and we have some witches!

Crystal and Cleaver head into found footage territory with the first in the VHS series! GASP as the Succubus traps her prey! WINCE at the rampant blood on display!

Crystal and Cleaver navigate the eyeballs, alien hair implants, and a gas station hosted by a ghoulish coroner who looks an awful lot like the guy who directed Ghost of Mars.

Cleaver and Crystal take an hour and forty minute long bullet for you as they navigate their way through the straight to dvd travesty filled with mad doctors, a radio, vampire (?), a homeless guy with a hot dog etc

Crystal and Cleaver cover the “real” Creepshow 3 in order to put off the horrendous Creepshow 3 for one more week. This week it’s Cannibalistic witches, vengeful cats, gargoyles, and a mummy. Cheers.

Crystal and Cleaver trek thru pond monsters, indestructible hitchhikers, and a vengeful cigar store racial stereotype and then they talk about it. Cheers.

The maiden voyage of the Almost Midnight podcast and we are looking at one of the best! Some people said “an all anthologies podcast?! How weird, get a job” and I said “Quiet mom, don’t stifle my creativity! Anyway, Mr Cleaver and Crystal Fear watch Bugs and meteor shit, enjoy!