Almost Everything

Back once again! What an episode you all have to look forward to, I'm jealous of you really. In this podcast Tim & Lewis discuss the new half season, multiple passports, how family takes it out of you and Tims close call with the feds. A weather theme takes over the middle part of the podcast as discussions about going to school with no air conditioning and a rain covered Australia takes place. Bu...

Come one come all to another episode of The Almost Everything Podcast! This episode was a pain in the a$$ to edit so I can't be bothered writing a detailed description, its funny and that's all you need to know, ya nosey scumbags.    CHECK OUT THE SPONSORS  www.mirrorattire.com   Use code: AEPOD for 10% off   https://www.podbean.com/aepod for 1 month free podcast hosting on Podbean     Follow us o...

Well well well, look who's made a return. We're back with another pod and I can't be bothered to write a detailed description like normal. All you need to know is that its jam packed full of weird and wonderful stories and segments. We're sorry its taken so long but the busy boys have been busier than ever. We hope you ENJOY! Love from Lewis and Tim xx   Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpodc...

WE’RE BACK WITH A BANG! In this episode the tale of the old lady shitting in the alley is told, granny arse is discussed and chasing the devils cum is definitely not a saying. Tims expensive taste comes up, grooming your beard and not wiping make an unfortunate appearance as well as using money as chopsticks. More to look forward to is “where’s the beef?” Meeting celebrities, roasting comedians, f...

It's new mic time babyyy, coming to you crystal clear and sleeker than ever. In this episode a serious isolation is in action, we discuss the buffer brothers and shaking hands with covid. There's panic in the UK, we bond over pushing the petrol light limit, and talk about breaking down. Apparently it's international coffee day when we recorded so naturally we had six. Air Jo coffee makes a return,...

3 days late but we got there in the end! In this episode we cover Tims 2 day bender, feminists, a gamblers chat takes place and we give the perfect example of practicing what we preach. We agree on guilty playstation pleasure, see what it’s like in isolation with Tim, discuss passport hold ups and half day Fridays. Covid continues to confuse us, liquid gold makes a return, the Indian wave is upon...

Well well well, another weekly episode to caress those eardrums. In this episode we discuss the big move, the new studio and watching your heart rate. We have a lengthy covid chat zzz... The hot topic of triangles or boxer briefs takes place, an update on the angry trolley boy and a hostage situation. More of the busy boys, Tim taking the reins, Blitzen Dickson and taking the pod places.   ENJOY!...

Wowee, what a show we have for you. Tim the Italian makes an appearance, there are more stories of our week in England, hanging up on important calls and the ring dinger. Big news on the house move, being shoulder deep in boxes, angry trolley boys, angry guy or flaccid guy? The sex quiz, spiky d*cks, country download update and guilty pleasures.  ENJOY!!   Follow us on the gram @almosteverythingpo...

Two in two BABY!! Your boys are back with another banger. In this episode we cover the testimonials from you, Britney Spears, controversial topics, the wrong podcast direction, deaf scams, a ballsy cat, mice plague, rat bites, the worlds longest pube, how it's all bad for only fans, bang bros, benson the pod dog, copyright issues, and a podcast lawyer.   Enjoy!   Follow us on the gram @almostevery...

Boy oh boy are we glad to be back! The season is off to a hot start with chats about saunas, laptop struggles, the pod dog, 3 years of podding, curry nights, new whip, cop encounters, listener testimonials, comfy car seats and weird sayings. ENJOY!!   Follow us on the gram & tiktok @almosteverythingpodcast Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST Or flick us a testimo...

For our day 1 listeners we bless you with an audio only special with EXCLUSIVE content. Keep your ears peeled for the big announcement 👀   We hope you ENJOY!   Follow us on the gram & tiktok @almosteverythingpodcast Check out our twitter for updates & spontaneous tweets @ALMOSTEPODCAST Or flick us a genuine dilemma via email to thealmosteverythingpodcast@gmail.com

We're back from a mini hiatus with a banging new episode! In this bad boy we discuss a new speedo design, which side does it flop to? unpopular opinions, burgers... higher or wider? Rick & Morty season 4, boiling crustaceans, uppers and downers, and a new segment : KIWI DOCTORS!!! We hope you enjoy.   Follow us on the gram & tiktok @almosteverythingpodcast Check out our twitter for updates & spont...

We’re in the mood for the nude and bringing you another episode. We describe our microphones and discuss out of context dessert, Michael Jordan, growing 8 inches, are NBA players faithful? The ‘full thottle effect’, the dicktionary is cumming, Lewis’ speeding ticket, the mysterious envelope, big tings in the mixer, bats on a power line, movies titles that give away the plot, who’s the greatest spo...

You can’t hold us back now baby! We’ve got an external hard drive and we are ready to infect your eardrums and bring you yet another episode. In this ep the third business meeting takes place, we discuss the length of the podcast, segment sequence, the almost everything dictionary, stubby holder merch, liquid gold returns again!! Pineapple milkshake beer?! Everybody loves Gavin, hitting a wall, th...

Welcome to the red tie event, a Mother’s Day special of the podcast!! In this episode we cover, baby bargains, tearing up over chick flicks, the chick flick Hall of Fame, thirst for Firth’s girth, gluten-free vegan beer, Brighton Le Sands… Not is classy as it sounds, which movies make you cry? tears that don’t respond to gravity, having a good cry, the YouTube rabbit hole, people falling over, das...

We’re dressed, ready and on a mezzanine level to bring you another episode of the podcast. In this episode Liquid Gold returns, we discuss if beers were celebrities, visiting beaver town, weapons for league players, garden drinks, our daily routine, people watching Olympics, party ties, Trust The Pod segment is back with a new jingle, how to hold your drinks, skipping phone queues, a rough ride wi...

Coming to you LIVE on the front lines of coronavirus lockdown! A podcast first for us as we debut a supplementary video for the ep on YouTube. In this episode we cover, chucking Easter in the background, ghost titties, the podcast TikTok, Tim’s Pringle diet, possum invasion, social distancing beard, if coronavirus was a party, the nightclub supermarket, England’s lockdown weather, people who exerc...

We're back face to face in the studio!! We hope your speakers have recovered and are ready to be re-broken. In this ep we discuss Apple in the UK, artistic people movers, the specs of Lew's whip, identifying as a calculator, roundabouts in England, fiat pics, Aussie artists, the "hemitudial" ditch, Madonna - the thottier Marilyn Monroe, shushing a baby, kid-free cafes, inconvenience-free zones, Ti...

We’re back and fully lubricated! We’re in the same room, we’ve popped a strepsil and our vocal cords are clear for podding. In this episode we discuss Tim’s big suprise for Lewis, our week in England together, Tim gets a passport in 2 days, a postman with tourrets, in a director’s box, a free tie & scarf, in a penthouse with a royal family member, napping on a toilet seat, Tim’s rally, Tim gets ki...

Thanks to Steve jobs and the power of the interwebs Tim and Lewis are back coming to you live from FaceTime! We talk about the ‘pretty’ free country of England and their diet, Black Friday sales, açai bowls, the 6 brass strings and a PlayStation controller to pass the time, peeing on a fence, charities getting your bank details, mobility store throwback, new segment: Trust The Podcast, how to elim...

Yes you read it correctly... season 1 of the Almost Everything Podcast comes to an end. But we're not going out quietly! In this episode we discuss our plans for season 2, an old lady gets a face full of grass, we debut some asmr with toast, producer grizzy joins us in the studio, Deanna the spam follower, and we take a trip down memory lane of what has been the best year of our lives so far... We...

We’re outside, on the beach and under the stars for this one...until we gave way to the winter weather. In this episode anti social Lew takes place and we talk about, pretending to be in rock bands, band name: viagra... slogan: rock solid, wind free zones, tax write offs, tea in winter, demolishing 2 pizzas alone, winter rigs, tim’s on the soy milk, mezzanine level of spirituality, chilling in the...

We're back with a boom! In this episode we are cracking open a cold one in the bro robes on mothers day, name a better combo...we'll wait. We discuss death threats from a deaf lady, old men in Hawaiian shirts wearing Birkenstocks, grown men with shopping trolleys, balls under the table, getting bored with people when drunk and a NEW SEGMENT: jobenile questions with Jobe - do camels have nipples?  ...

We're in the original studio for this one! In this episode we tell the story of how we (Tim) got jumped by junkies, getting kicked in the lumbar spine, putting a verb to things, the ongoing demand for us to create business advertisements, all you can eat wings, Tim's terrible lip incident, listening to Marvin Gaye on record and of course a bit of feedback.   Follow us on Instagram @almosteverythin...

Boy oh boy did we have fun with this one. In this episode we release the radio advertisement for Scooters & Mobility, talk about our thrift shop endeavours, give an informative lesson on how to tell if she's into you/single, and we reach a peaceful state of zen. Hope you all ENJOY!   This episode is brought to you by AIRJO COFFEE, visit airjo.com and use code AEPOD20 for 20% off your first purchas...