Almost Alpha

Johnny Pemberton (Fallout, Superstore, 21 Jump Street, Your Mom's House Podcast) and Miranda Meadows (Tomorrow's Game, hilarious Comedy Store comedian) come on to discuss delivery drivers pooping in packages, how to hit one specific woman in a group of ladies, chopping down trees with machetes, getting attacked by Armenian Super Marios Bros, and most importantly, HOW ALPHA WE ARE! Learn more about...

Milk & Honeys podcast hosts Kayla Becker (FKA WWE’s Kayla Braxton) and Vanessa Curry (Pussycat Dolls, Dancing with the Stars)  come on to discuss with Taylor sitting on planes next to dead people, sleeping naked, really dumb people, selling celebrity breast milk, crazy pro wrestlers and comedians, redneck calculators, and most importantly, HOW ALPHA WE (and our cats) ARE! Learn more about your ad...

Hilarious comedians Shapel Lacey (Don't Tell Comedy Special "Three Dads, Two Moms", Lesser Known Characters Podcast) and Willie Simon (Comedy Store Paid Regular) come on to discuss chill Chihuahuas, wild animals in the bedroom, anger management, male cheerleading, Asking Jesus to help win a flag football game, comedy writing, and most importantly, HOW ALPHA WE ARE! Learn more about your ad choices...

Hosts of the "The Book Lisp" podcast, Sarah Colonna (Netflix'sInsatiable, Shameless, Chelsea Lately) and Jon Ryan (NFL Super BowlChampion punter for the Seattle Seahawks and owner of the PortlandPickles) come on to discuss trying to stop being nice, "show friend"not "show business", getting scammed by Brad Pitt, NFL PR classes,football hecklers, and most importantly, HOW ALPHA WE ARE! Learn more a...

Francisco Ramos (Venezuela'Merican Youtube special, and Hulu's “This Fool”) and Carlos Santos (Netflix's Gentefied, Vacation Friends) come on Almost Alpha to discuss gym etiquette, what to when people speak in Spanish next to you, how to not have an accent, and most importantly, HOW ALPHA WE ARE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Felipe Esparza (Netflix/HBO specials, What's Up Fool? Podcast, LastComic Standing Winner) and Christina Kartchner (Never Have I Ever,TikTok comedian) gift Taylor with the most hilariously awkward episodeof Almost Alpha in history while discussing becoming an Americancitizen, getting attacked by a stranger with breast milk, brokenhomes, and most importantly, HOW ALPHA WE ARE! Learn more about your...

Super funny standup comedians Beth Stelling (Crashing, Netflix & HBO standup specials) and Nico Santos (Superstore, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3, Crazy Rich Asians) hang with Taylor to have a silly and also very thoughtful conversation about their experiences speaking up for themselves in show business, AI, allyship, first dictators, close calls with cancellation, and most importantly, HOW ALPHA...

Super funny standup comedians Katherine Blanford (Jimmy Fallon, Catholic Cowgirl standup special) and Nicole Aimee Schreiber (Don’t Tell Comedy, Lil Kev) hang with Taylor to have a very ridiculous conversation about their levels of gayness, having the police called on you, playing baseball with Weird Al, being late on purpose, road rage, one legged pro wrestlers, self defense, trying to get soft c...

Sarah Baker (The Kominsky Method, Bob's Burgers, Young Sheldon) and Ralph Garman (Family Guy, The Ralph Report, Hollywood Babble-On) take turns roasting Taylor for his dating disasters, try to canceled, talk secret talents, collecting Batman Adam West memorabilia, IVF donations gone wrong, and most importantly, HOW ALPHA WE ARE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mary Lynn Rajskub (24, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia) and Christina Kartchner (Never Have I Ever, TikTok) come on and share stories about dating white supremacists, the 90s, weird things that happen on airplanes, and most importantly, HOW ALPHA WE ARE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Danny Jolles and Maz Jobrani are very nice and but don't worry they're also very funny! We discuss meeting our heroes, fires, porch pirates, getting recognized by people who think we're someone else, and most importantly, HOW ALPHA WE ARE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The funniest podcast hosted by a boy and his chihuahua are back with Kristin Hensley and Jen Smedley of I Mom So Hard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The funniest podcast hosted by a boy and his chihuahua returns with the HILARIOUS stars of Hulu’s new hit sitcom Deli Boys! (Asif Ali & Saagar Shaikh) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rachel Scanlon joins Taylor and Joey to talk about Southwest Airlines, Girls Night Out, The Comedy Store, Bachelorette Parties, Will (and Willow) Smith at the DMV, outbidding other people, and boyfriends that are NOT intimidated by us. More Rachel Scanlon: Website: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/rachelscanloncomedy/?hl=en Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@twodyk...

Drew Lynch joins Joey Bragg and Taylor Williamson to talk Mother Nature, America's Got Talent, DNA tests for dogs, and of course, sharks who like to party. More Drew Lynch: Website: https://drewlynch.com/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/thedrewlynch/?hl=en YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqBvyjQOrXPcwSpvfovjREg Taylor Williamson IG: https://www.instagram.com/taylorcomedy Taylor's Comedy Sp...

Carlos Herrera joins us to talk Ingrid Andress National Anthem, Jewish Chihuahuas, acting classes, and successfully running from the cops Taylor Williamson IG: https://www.instagram.com/taylorcomedy Taylor's Comedy Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DQtK6FM7jM Joey Bragg IG: https://www.instagram.com/joeybragg Joey's Website: https://www.joeybraggcomedy.com/ 0:00 Ingrid Andress and Fergie’s...

Jessie "Jetski" Johnson joins Joey and Taylor to talk stolen bags, trad wives, out of pocket joke books, Dr. Phil, airplanes, and fighting for the arm rest. More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson - Website: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/?hl=en Taylor Williamson IG: https://www.instagram.com/taylorcomedy Taylor's Comedy Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DQ...

Justin Martindale joins Joey and Taylor to discuss GoFundMe, US president's teeth, gyatts in Ohio, hating salad dressing, and satyrs. Taylor Williamson IG: https://www.instagram.com/taylorcomedy Taylor's Comedy Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DQtK6FM7jM Joey Bragg IG: https://www.instagram.com/joeybragg Joey's Website: https://www.joeybraggcomedy.com/ 0:00 Old Man Gives Away $200K 7:30 G...

Fahim Anwar joins Joey and Taylor to discuss the Hawk Tuah phenomenon, candy powder seltzers, raw dogging flights, and LA vs Afghanistan before getting into rebranding SEO for criminals and their Alpha moments of the week: Joey quits weed, Taylor takes his window seat, and Fahim complains to Uber Eats. More Fahim Anwar House Money FULL COMEDY SPECIAL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbQczAcZb_0 Yo...

Joey and Taylor open up discussing Joey Chestnut being fired from the Hot Dog Eating Competition before getting into when they first discovered Ps and Vs, Betty meeting John Travolta at The Comedy Store, getting starstruck with OJ Simpson, and whether sleep paralysis is truth or fiction. They then examine Alpha Moments of the Week: Trump and Logan Paul meet, Joey acquiesces to a therapy exercise,...

Doc Willis joins Taylor/Joey to respond to the viral shopping cart lady before talking about Doc's time at the Comedy Store, meeting Leonardo DiCaprio and Bruce Willis, what aliens would think about MLK, and their Alpha Moments of the Week - Joey lies about narcolepsy, Taylor steals Chick-fil-A, and Doc improves his company's logistics. Check it out! 4:55 - Reacting to Lady Who Refuses to Return S...

Gilbert Galon joins Joey and Taylor to talk about Filipinos, stealing, viagra and anti-depressants, Mortal Kombat, and how Gilbert stopped a mugging for his alpha moment of the week! Check it out! 0:00 - Filipino Accents 5:38 - What's AAPI? 9:58 - What Taylor learned from his Filipino girlfriend 14:27 - Stealing is Fine 18:20 - Viagra Ex-AntiDepressants 25:00 - Gilbert's Fight Choreographer Friend...

Joey and Taylor open up discussing the new Titan submersible and the Man vs. Bear viral question before getting into their thoughts on online dating - expectations, catfishing, and how to dodge a bad date. Then BREAKING NEWS live on the pod, they offer their thoughts and analysis on Donald Trump getting convicted! Check it out! 0:00 - Titan Submersible 6:50 - Who Would Win? Bear or Naked Man in th...

After a quick ode to Betty, Joey recounts his time in Guatemala getting salmonella, dealing with stray dog abductions, and trying to get a massage before getting into a game of F*ck, Marry, Kill and recounting their most alpha moments of the week: paying it forward at Starbucks and chasing down a phone thief! 0:00 - Cold Open 6:42 - Joey Went to Guatemala... 10:30 - Joey Gets Salmonella 15:25 - St...

The newest 7EQUIS comedy podcast! Taylor and Joey kick off the episode talking about their perils of high school reunions and Joey getting expelled from school before getting into how they got started in comedy - complete with the earliest bits of their first stand-up acts. 0:00 - Intro with a Betty Song 5:42 - Wearing Make Up 9:10 - Taylor's Stolen Valor 14:25 - Taylor's All Star High School 18:3...