All Week with @kylebhawan

How did Paul Maurice get hired again? And Why did the Toronto Maple Leafs give up on one of the most important players in NHL history? Yup, Nazem Kadri is that GUY. What a story that is being written by the Lebanese-Canadian. And also, did you know Trevor and I met in university and actually found a way to cheat on our first exam together? What a beautiful start to what has become the greatest fri...

Kuzmenko lands in Vancouver. What a sight. Thank you Vancouver for finally being respectable. I can now sleep at night. Also, the Lightning strike and Trevor's dad was wrong again. He's been wrong so many times. That's a damn shame cause he's now a grandfather. Ahh, I'm praying for the Beggs family.

Eh, sometimes you suck and then sometimes you suck as bad as Tampa Bay did on Saturday night in Colorado. That was mind-boggling. Speaking of which, were the Lightning players high prior to puck drop? Did they smoke some indica? Probably and probably not. Oh. Happy Fathers Day Beggsy.

Who is more important to the future of the world? Drake or Steph Curry? Who the f*ck knows. I'm just here asking the questions. Anyways, congrats to the Warriors and their fans. Y'all some lucky people for real. Lookatchuuu with all those rings.

The other day, I saw a lady take a poop at my fave park and my life changed forever. Speaking of which, the Colorado Avalanche and their fans are three wins away from doing the most. Wow, that is truly incredible. Also, will Boston win game 6 and drag this series along? Nope.

The game is GROWING and so are our uhhh yenno, c**ks. Why? Because of Stiffs and their products. Use Beggsy at the checkout and save 30% on your order and get back to being the hard man you are. Anywho, the Stanley Cup Finals begins tonight & it really had us thinking about health, family, competitive nature, the moment, and how the game may see it's best Championship final in decades.

Oh Canada, Andrews Wiggins did that. He is the best. With all our son's commands. Is that the lyric? I dunno, anywho Andrew Wiggins did that. He put my country on the map with an outstanding performance in Game 5 of the NBA Finals. Wayne Gretzky who? Marie-Philip Poulin did what now? Did she just move into second place in the all-time clutch list for Canadien athletes? i think she did and thanks t...

I have made the executive decision to cheer for Belgium in the World Cup of Soccer. Canada, your shenanigans have burnt this bridge. Y'all really going to play that card during this time of your tragectory? Nah, can't do it. Anywho, I gotta win. Speaking of winning, you can't spell Tampa Bay Lightning without winning.

Alright peeps. I'm mad. For real. I. Am. Mad. And I shouldn't be I mean f*ck, it's sunny over here on the west coast of Canada. Anywho, after Makar's performance thus far in the playoffs, it is safe to say the NHL has never been in better shape to explode. Look at the stars over there and look at those two spectacular stars over there. Cale Makar aka Bobby Orr and Connor McDavid aka Wayne Gretzky...

Look, Basketball and I don't know each other very well and I'm out here saying the Draymond Green is more important than Steph Curry...why? Cause I don't watch basketball. Anywho, that dude is one entertaining son of a gun. Moving on, did the Rangers just lose the Eastern Conference Championship?

Yeah yeah yeah, we barely talked about sports today. The Oilers got kicked around last night and then kicked around some more.. Can Connor come back from this? Probably and probably not. Oh and is Beer Pong a sport? And if you had 10 bucks, who would you bet on. Hindu Kush Bhawan? Or Big Daddy Beggsy? Ahh, what a conversation.

I'll leave this here. Every bleeping second you spend time on someone else's dreams mother f*Ckaa you are not spending it on yours. Right? I know. Anywho, we talk about the Rangers possibly winning their first Stanley Cup since 1994. I mean sh*t, it's possible since they might have caught some Swagger for being those guys who did that to that goalie. We also chat about the 2nd Best Player in NHL H...

The other day, my pal told me to mentally prepare myself to last longer in bed and to stop uhhhh....panic-masturbating. IYKYK. Anywho, the Oilers suffered a game 1 loss to Nathan MacKinnon and the AVS but are still right where they usually are and that's with a chance to do the impossible thanks to the pace of Connor McDavid and that other dude named Leon.

Is this the best the NHL has to offer? Think about it....You can argue that the 6 best players are remaining in the conference finals. Zoom over the NBA and you got two historic franchises in the Warriors and Celtics facing off in what should be again, a star-studded afair. Tatum vs Curry? Anywho, enjoy SPORTS and SLEEP.

Thank you Steve Kerr and F*ck you America.

Nazem Kadri should have his moment on top of the Hockey World after the bullsh*t that his family and he had to deal with over the weekend. Some hockey fans, unfortunately, will never change. Congrats you f*cking assholes. Also, is it easier to cheer for the Oilers because they have everyone's favourite player on their squad? Connor McDavid is doing the most and can definitely be the catalyst for t...

Trevor wins father of the year once again.

Lol Toronto Sucks...

Thanks Adam for helping me out.

COCONUTSGO

Sorry Trevor...

It's a tough place out here...

LET HIM LIVE!!!!!!!!

And he could of been in Vancouver...

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