All Up Innes

Hello Again! I hope everyone is still feeling great after that Astros win. I've been trying to avoid this Davante Adams discussion because most people are morons. However, after reading some comments from an Emmanuel Acho Twitter question, I think now is a solid time to dive into it. Also, there is a somewhat similar story in Knoxville involving a Tennessee football player. I say somewhat similar...

Hello Kiddos! What a game! The Astros always find a way. Jilly and I break it down on tonight's "Unwoke Jamokes". I break down the anatomy of a come back. Jeremy Pena made people forget about Correa with his great defense and incredibly clutch AB. Are the Mariners dead?

It's Playoff Baseball time!! Astros fans are already bitching about game times. The reality is the Yankees will always get treated better when it comes to TV times. It's just the way it works. I don't think Astros people have gotten jaded yet. People are still really engaged and ready to go. I think everyone in the world wants Yankees/Astros. It looks like that's how it's shaping up based on the V...

Well, it's Monday. It was a miserable sports weekend for me. I also consumed too much booze and I'm feeling it a bit today. I'm saddened that the Cardinals lost. It's not just a sports thing. I was looking forward to spending some quality time with my dad. Ya know, we don't have a bad relationship, but we don't have too many memorable sports moments together. This could have been one of them. On t...

Hey Everyone! It's late Sunday afternoon and we are inebriated. My Saints got a win. That's a positive. Jilly's Texans got a win. That's good. The Eagles escaped because Kyler Murray is a moron. Jilly tries to explain to me why social media is the devil. I don't really listen because I'm a moron. I really want to meet up with Tank in Chicago for the Bears/Eagles game but Jilly doesn't think that's...

Well, the Cardinals lost in epic fashion and my day is ruined. It was made worse by lunatic McDougall's experiencing joy. God didn't have my back today. Jilly has brought it to my attention that I may have blocked some people who are actually fans. If that was you, I am sorry.

Hello Again! It's Friday and the Cardinals/Phillies series is starting this afternoon. I remain petrified of this matchup and I'm convinced that the Cardinals are losing. I'm not spiritual, but I think I need to ask a higher power for help. I cannot be miserable while McDougall celebrates. It can't happen. I read a Buzzfeed thread about stuff you should never brag about. Do I brag about these thin...

Hello Again! You've asked for more Jilly and you're getting more Jilly. This has been a hellish week for me due to the fact I'm doing 3 radio shows with zero help. Jilly is convinced my brain is shutting down. Also, I think I may have developed carpal tunnel from holding my phone too much. I'm also petrified of the Cardinals/Phils series. Also, we take a look at this weekends football point spread...

Good Morning Friends! I sit here today concerned that the Cardinals, after putting together such a lovely season, are going to get dumped by the Phillies this weekend. The petrified of the pitching matchups. The Cardinals haven't hit at all lately. This will be a soul crusher. My dad has already purchased tickets for Game 4 of the NLDS next weekend. This is pretty much the kiss of death. We are lo...

Hey, it's me. I'm currently stuck at the radio station because the garage is being blocked off by a truck full of pumpkins. I have been here 9 hours. I'm surly. I'm hungry. My wife is going to chop my balls off when I get home because she's hungry. My dog is probably miserable. Also, Joe Burrow is one of the few football players who honestly gets it.

Good morning friends! Today is World Teacher Day. We celebrate those wonderful souls who hover around the poverty line so they can tell your kids they are gay. Libs of Tik Tok aside, there are many great teachers and I have some stories about those who have impacted my life in a positive way. By that I mean I'll tell you about the hottest teacher in our high school. I remember where I was when Mar...

Hey, I found Jilly! I'm sitting in my house and I see live coverage of Aaron Judge trying to hit his 62nd homerun and I'd like to know why anyone cares. I've seen a lot of slander toward Albert Pujols on social media. I've seen people say he's getting thrown meatballs. I've seen people insinuate he's juicing. It's absurd.

I think the Manningcast on ESPN 2 is the most entertaining thing on sports TV. I don't really have anything against the Philadelphia Phillies. Well, other than the fact they are from Philadelphia and I really dislike Philadelphia. I've got some great fans there and I appreciate them, but I just don't want them to experience joy. That said, It's looking like my Cardinals are going to play the Phill...

I was reading a story about this new movie "Bros" staring Billy Eichner. "Bros", from what I gather, is a movie about gay dudes and their relationships. Cool. I have no qualms with that. In fact, based on the star of the movie and the fact that Judd Apatow is producing, I think I'll like it. That said, the movie is a dud at the box office and the star is blaming homophobes. Let's discuss the art o...

Saturday night I told myself I wasn't going to wake up to watch the Saints/Vikings in London. I know the Saints stink. I know Andy Dalton is the QB. I know they have no chance of doing anything this season and probably many seasons to come. The run is over. Yet, I ended up watching the whole damn game and hate myself for it. Today's "JIS And Wake Up" is about my up and down morning watching the Sa...

Josh Innes has spent the last seven weeks in a podcast exile. Why has Josh disappeared? What is the future of the podcast? Why did Josh choose today to say something? Josh has issue with the way media people and fans handled the Tua injury. Why are so many athletes frauds?

Josh Innes and Jilly open the show discussing Scotty Innes becoming a Tik Tok celeb. This is truly a shocking development. The Breakfast Club radio show is losing Angela Yee. Why does this matter? Josh shares and agent with Yee. Does Josh's agent even know he exists? Josh shares some stories about his old agent. Josh is concerned about the bottom third of the Astros lineup. Josh is also annoyed by...

Josh Innes and Jilly open the show talking about their drunken Air BnB rental. The gang is headed to Fayetteville, Arkansas to see LSU take on the Hogs in November. Go Hogs. This Air BnB is a Bed and Breakfast and looks haunted AF. Josh unloads on Pete Rose. How will Deshaun Watson handle an entire Massage Therapist convention in Cleveland? Oklahoma Assistant HC Cale Gundy resigned after he said a...

Josh Innes and Jilly open the show discussing National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day. Somehow this becomes a heated debate. This transitions into Josh explaining why he feels like he's been awful at his job lately. This is the therapy session. Boosie Badazz is not pleased with Brittney Griner's sentence. Is there a greater feminist than Boosie? Josh has a great idea about how to avoid getting arrested...

Josh Innes and Jilly crack open a Bota Box and break down the MLB Trade Deadline. How did the Astros do? Which teams are contenders? Also, Josh waxes poetic about Houston. The wine does that.

Josh Innes and Jilly open the show discussing Deshaun Watson's six game suspension. Josh as zero doubt Watson is a predator and has gotten away with this. The Astros have traded for Trey Mancini. The Astros never seem to lose trades. Have the Astros ever had a "One the got away" trade? Lady Cleveland Browns fans defending Deshaun are a weird bunch. Josh wants to know why we can't say that ladies c...

Brock Osweiler is back in the football world so the gang brings back the Brock Osweiler Wheel Of Sound for a glorious celebration.

Josh Innes and Jilly open the show talking about Josh's sisters missing cat. For some reason Jilly has been roped in to this search for the cat. Keep in mind that Jilly is a thousand miles away. Josh makes the mistake of telling Jilly that coyotes have been spotted near by. Josh explains the "HandiFat" movement. Jilly thinks Josh is anti social with the neighbors. Josh shares a story about Tenness...

Josh Innes and Jilly decide to take to Twitch after a day of drinking and playing Yahtzee. Josh won the the new Sunday Funday Yahtzee belt. The Astros swept the Mariners and now the Sea Men can climb back in their hole. A Philly media dope asked a dumb question of a player and got a stupid answer. Our friends PK and DK decided to call and shit went off the rails. The gang share stories of online p...

Josh Innes and Jilly open the show discussing the Astros Game 1 win over the Yankees. Josh shares a story about a good deed he was part of at the gas station. Jilly and most of the chat thinks he was dumb for doing what he did. Yankees announcers were whining about how the Astros fans boo Aaron Judge. Josh plays the audio. Kate Upton looked smokin' hot at the ASG. Some angry ladies on social media...