all the space in between

hello slam poetry apologist, welcome to another one of these things. this week we're absolutely blessed with another cursed image of a swaggy little someone sitting down to pee (like a man), we talk about getting better at promoting online, and finally discuss whether or not simplistic poetry is... pretentious? it's a good episode! enjoy. FOLLOW BILLIE BLOSSOM ON INSTAGRAM

what up fellow soyboy moshpitters, welcome to yet another weekly installment of this show that you listen to for some reason god thank you so much. this time around we talk about hardcore dancing, moshpits, music festivals, fanny packs, and so much more. we even give some very genuine advice about whether or not you should ask somebody out... a second time? enjoy!

well hey, thanks for SCROLLING your way to another episode of this podcast. this week we talk about accidentally making someone puke and... and... okay we talk about social media again! for like most of the episode!! but it's still a good episode, i swear. someone asked about being an artist online while absolutely hating social media. really interesting stuff, enjoy.

well look at that, SOMEBODY is recording a podcast on their birthday. and what questions did we answer for such an occasion? none, we weren't in the mood. but we did take a lot of birthday quizzes so, maybe that makes up for it?

hello fellow fanpires, ready for another one of these? this week we absolutely rush through an episode in order to make it to a little, how you say, twilight date. so we asked discord for some questions! you know how this works, we talk about everything we can for one hours. breakfast foods, pop music, bugs, we even talk quite a bit about tiktok toward the end. does that sound at all listenable to...

howdy nooch lovers, we're back yet again with another pod for you to sink your little casts into (casts are teeth now). anyway! this week we talk about being stinky, read an embarrassing kindergarten story, and give some advice to a hopeless romantic who might have... taken things a little too far? enjoy! oh, and here's that podcast mitch was on recently. check it out if you want: https://open.spo...

hello fellow farm girls, are you ready for another ridiculous one of these? this week we talk about baby corn, DILF graphic design, and whether or not it's okay to act "cool" in front of your therapist. sorry, do you hear that? i gotta go, i think my neighbors car alarm is going off again.

uh oh, looks like we did the dang thing (recorded the 129th episode of a podcast). this week we talk about emo cows, whether or not 19 is actually the worst age to be, and what to do about the guilt of never playing stardew valley. enjoy!

hello snack munchers, ready for another one of these? this week we talk about putting bugles on your fingers, a very secret crush among our very own discord, and how to find a good therapist. does that cover all the bases of a good episode? we hope so!

howdy keyboard warriors. this week we do another discord lightning round! BOOM! imagine the sound effect there. anyway, you know how it works by now, we talk about anything the home.html discord server will throw at us! from avril lavigne to why tumblr used to be the best place in the world. want to join in on the conversation? consider becoming a patron! https://www.patreon.com/flatsound

hello space podders, hungry for a couple pickles? you better be. this week we talk about what to do when your not quite straight best friend comes off a little... homophobic? we also talk about being the punkest person in the office. a little. kind of. enjoy!

this week we talk about... i mean, a lot of stuff that doesn't have anything to do with the actual episode. but i swear, we eventually got to a couple questions. one was about whether or not you should (coincidentally?) get someones name tattooed onto you, and the other about crediting tattoo illustrators. can you guess the theme of this episode? probably not. enjoy!

greetings microbloggers. would you look at that! another episode. this week we talk about the power that comes along with owning one of the best domain in the world, give a long answer to a very... short problem, and read a story about a dear listener's very drunken night. we might even share a few drunken stories ourselves. enjoy! CLICK HERE to book a pride portrait shoot with billie

would you say that you respect your elders? what about when they're trapped inside of an elevator? hmm, much to consider. this week we hear a ruthless little tale about an old woman, talk about whether or not you should delete your old art, and then discuss zine making. art art art, are you sick of it yet? 

hello fellow art snobs, we've got a long and very sincere one for you this time. this week we discuss... art! like, a lot. from staying motivated to what we think makes a good artist, we talk about it all and then some for almost an hour and a half. are you into that? we hope you're into that. enjoy!

hello fellow domain snatchers. this week we talk about... um, farting i guess. but we also talk about t shirt printing and give some genuine advice about what to do when you're dating someone with conflicting political views. really all over the place on this one, eh? enjoy!

hello you little lovestruck gamer. it seems spring has fully sprung because we've been getting more and more relationship type questions lately. and you know what? we're kinda into that. this week we talk about setting your own boundaries, how to get into gaming, and whether or not it's okay to share intimate details about your relationship with your best friend. pretty mature episode! at least fo...

howdy mommy bloggers, i sure hope you had a good sunday sunday sunday. this week we talk about feet, how to disappoint your mother, and what to do about being embarrassed about your old work. we really cover all bases in this one. enjoy!

hello podcast intro vibers, are you enjoying this absolute banger so far? this week we talk about slowsmogs newest release, how we'll unfortunately never put out a branded fanny pack, and whether or not you should break up with someone over text. not bad if you ask me. actually, this one might actually be kinda...heh, good? enjoy!

hello ummm idk, stinky. i'm gonna go with stinky this week. this episode we talk about why we don't like cds anymore, old non-vegan boots, and then we talk a LOT about art and spotify and all that. is this it? the spotify rant finally?? kinda yeah! enjoy.

howdy cryptominers. this episode is another discord lightning round! we talk about everything from our favorite length of socks to what inspired us to create art early on. gameboy games, milfs, we cover it all. we do also talk about bitcoin a lot at the beginning and i have no idea why. enjoy!

well hello there vegcast description reader, we got a real doozy of an episode lined up for you. this week we kinda "go off on one" as the kids say. no but uh, really, we only get to one question about our relationships with veganism and then just kind of talk about... whatever else. enjoy!

our dear, sweet podcast description reader. we regret to inform you that we are in fact back to that same ol' naughty potty pattern you thought we left behind. that's right, the trinity continues with a start question, a fart question, and an art question. this week we talk about how comedy can change how you view someones work, learn about a roommate bathroom incident which in turn sparks a full...

ready for another pickley little artcast? this week we talk about whether or not it's possible to catfish the show catfish. we also discuss how to get through a group project when one of your partners is... less than ideal, and then finish things off by talking way too long about our own art and the importance of brand consistency. sounds mature, right? wrong. we still manage to somehow shoehorn t...

welcome bonkcast description reader, we're back with another trifecta of emails for you to sink your little ears into. this week we give some more genuine relationship advice! i know, i know. we got into relationship stuff in the last episode but this time we particularly delve into long distance relationships. we really talk about all... the space (god i'm so sorry about this)... in between. stre...