All That To Say

OMMMMMMM…say it with us! OMMMM. It doesn't take much to relax these days. Just get yourself some mushroom coffee, Enya on repeat, Om body spray, a penny whistle, a hot bath, and pray to St. Gertrude. Feel your worries (and swollen thighs) melt away! We also have the recipe for overstimulation: Starbucks, side hustles, Ozempic, Adderall, tacky keychains, and 6-inch skintight shorts. Adjust your IUD...

Learn more about the All That To Say Podcast by visiting  www.podcatts.com .  Want even more from Miranda and Kristin?  Subscribe to our Patreon  for just $6/month. Enjoy bonus episodes and exclusive ATTS content you won't find anywhere else! Looking for something we mentioned? Shop our recommendations on  our Amazon page ! CALL US on the Honesty Hotline (HoHo!) anytime! 877-914-6464. We want to h...

Welcome back to this AWARD WINNING PODCAST. Read that again. Write it down. Shout it from the rooftops! Thank you to everyone who voted in the BOB Awards - we are so thankful!  On today's episode you will not only hear the power go out mid-episode, you'll also hear us laugh harder than we ever have. Our sides still hurt and the mascara is still running. #thisisacrisis Learn more about the All That...

So much happened in the Bravo Universe this week. We had no choice but to break it all down for you! Summer House...The Valley...Vanderpump...Pregnancies, Divorce, Hired, and Fired! So much going on. Let us know your thoughts! Learn more about the All That To Say Podcast by visiting  www.podcatts.com .  Want even more from Miranda and Kristin?  Subscribe to our Patreon  for just $6/month. Enjoy bo...

The sun might be dim, but we are shining bright this Thursday. Time to sip some sangria and sign your friendship contracts...Jenn's hot brother has arrived! Down the Wyoming Well we go!!  Thank you to our newest podcast sponsor - OrthoCarolina. Download the Hurt app for free today! Learn more about the All That To Say Podcast by visiting  www.podcatts.com .  Want even more from Miranda and Kristin...

Get your iced coffees shaken and ready for a new episode of All That To Say! There are so many memorable moments from this episode…where to begin? Kristin is still finding her way as a new 40-something and this includes raging against the young redheads, loving her bird app, sleeping alone, worrying about taxes, and eating double patties (it's been 84 years…). Meanwhile, Miranda "maybe I'll just b...

Thank you to our newest podcast sponsor - OrthoCarolina! Download the Hurt app for free today! Learn more about the All That To Say Podcast by visiting  www.podcatts.com .  Want even more from Miranda and Kristin?  Subscribe to our Patreon  for just $6/month. Enjoy bonus episodes and exclusive ATTS content you won't find anywhere else! Looking for something we mentioned? Shop our recommendations o...

Get your Sudafed meds ready, PodcATTS! It's Spring Break Tuesday! After a PSA about drugs ("Let's stop doing Meth"), it's onto lighter topics like Miranda's goldfish brain and her urgent PSA for the Chick-fil-a team. We can't wait to hear y'all's thoughts on too-sweet tea! Kristin remains sober-curious while debating the pros and cons of alcohol + menopause. Is this what 40 looks like?! Should we...

Welcome back to PART TWO! Good luck making it through the end of this. AHHHHH! Learn more about the All That To Say Podcast by visiting www.podcatts.com .  Want even more from Miranda and Kristin?  Subscribe to our Patreon  for just $6/month. Enjoy bonus episodes and exclusive ATTS content you won't find anywhere else! Looking for something we mentioned? Shop our recommendations on  our Amazon pag...

Before we begin, let us extend our apologies to Jack Thomas for all the yelling, harping, and complaining. We DO have some issues to address. Who among us doesn't take issue with LG and Maytag appliances?? And certainly we've all heard the RUUUUMORS about Scooter Braun!? And maybe you are sick of "glizzies" just like we are!  We have so much to unpack that we've split this episode into two parts....

Happy Thursday, y'all! Thank you to our newest podcast sponsor - OrthoCarolina! Download the Hurt app for free today! Learn more about the All That To Say Podcast by visiting  www.podcatts.com .  Want even more from Miranda and Kristin?  Subscribe to our Patreon  for just $6/month. Enjoy bonus episodes and exclusive ATTS content you won't find anywhere else! Looking for something we mentioned? Sho...

In the words of pop icon Hilary Duff: Let's go back…back to the beginning. Imagine your kids buckling their own seatbelts. Imagine a dandelion before puberty. Imagine a tan, thin ankle. Imagine NCSU winning the NCAA tournament. Imagine telling us what to do. Imagine playing Secret Hitler. Explore these exciting fantasies and more on today's episode! Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir? Learn more...

Learn more about the All That To Say Podcast by visiting www.podcatts.com .  Want even more from Miranda and Kristin?  Subscribe to our Patreon  for just $6/month. Enjoy bonus episodes and exclusive ATTS content you won't find anywhere else! Looking for something we mentioned? Shop our recommendations on  our Amazon page ! CALL US on the Honesty Hotline (HoHo!) anytime! 877-914-6464. We want to he...

Carowinds It's a magic breeze Let the breeze take you where you please The magical world of history Laughter, excitement, and fantasy Every wind drifts along with ease Let the breeze take you where you please Where each day is a holiday Every day is Saturday Fun never ends... Carowinds! Learn more about the All That To Say Podcast by visiting www.podcatts.com .  Want even more from Miranda and Kri...

It's another beautiful Tuesday here at All That To Say and our mouth glands are sweating already! We may look like blue crabs, but we aren't crabby (just rusty). Miranda feels great in her fading spray tan and 4 top/3 pant combos. Kristin feels cared for in Matt's vortex of vacation planning. Sure, things could be better…less sports, more Adderall, less parasailing, more Casey Anthony behind bars....

YOU GUY. It's time to break this down once and for all. And you NEED...you MUST...trust us on this one. Miranda is ready to refute every rumor with facts and evidence. Listen closely as we put our heads together and figure out what's *most likely* going on with Princess Kate! Learn more about the All That To Say Podcast by visiting www.podcatts.com .  Want even more from Miranda and Kristin?  Subs...

Happy Thursday, podcATTS! One of us is ready to party and one of us is teary. Any guesses? Today we used "every fiber of the rope" to bring you ridiculous stories and belly laughs. We're so glad you're at the top of the podcasting pyramid with us. We're *all* happy, shiny people here…not sorry people! Let's bake some {insert celebration here} cakes, cut some limes, file a lawsuit, and cheers to th...

Leave it to us to be thorough in our quest for truth. On today's episode we will give *you guy* a bounty of updates: who was driving the Bronco?, what's the verdict on Heavenly relationships?, was the Bluey episode edited?, is Kristin's cat ok??, what's the status of the scholarship?!  But we won't stop there! Find out who wants to poison the water, where to see the Milky Way galaxy (and fax machi...

Vandalism! Thievery! Forest fires! I *DARE* the Bluey editors to erase any part of this epic episode. Our listeners can handle it, ok?? Maybe they want to feed their cats Adderall or mix sour cream with salsa. Maybe they need to purchase an old radio for their local silent store?! Maybe they buy designer cosmetics on the way to their economy seats. LET US LIVE!!! Learn more about the All That To S...

So…you GUY. Who was driving that famous white Bronco? Our Instagram poll showed varied results just as Kristin suspected! How are we all so uninformed?! Thankfully you have us at All That To Say to clear up these lies. (Speaking of…did you hear about Kate's BBL?) Today we are sharing more *fire* insider info you've come to expect from us: pee for at least 8 seconds, stop using the Beyonce song on...

Are we all still #teamAriana?! Learn more about the All That To Say Podcast by visiting  www.podcatts.com .  Want even more from Miranda and Kristin?  Subscribe to our Patreon  for just $6/month. Enjoy bonus episodes and exclusive ATTS content you won't find anywhere else! Looking for something we mentioned? Shop our recommendations on  our Amazon page ! CALL US on the Honesty Hotline (HoHo!) anyt...

You are going to CHOKE when you hear: Miranda's burp on command Jett's resume Where your tax dollars have gone Mouth saliva noises How we will pronounce "duvet" from now on Why Miranda matched her curtains ...and so much more! Learn more about the All That To Say Podcast by visiting www.podcatts.com .  Want even more from Miranda and Kristin?  Subscribe to our Patreon  for just $6/month. Enjoy bon...

Welcome back to another  episode of All That To Say!  This week we are breaking down many social phenomena: How did Harris Teeter beat Miranda in the BOB Awards? Do Madison Vining's children look for castrated balls on her farm?   Why do trolls hate Matt & Abby so much? Can Miranda become the new IG Bee Lady? How many people are slamming their laptops shut until Monday? Why do we know so much abou...

911 + 227 = PLEASE COME THRU, PODCATTS! We won't give away too much, but just know this is another classic Miranda story. ENJOY!  Learn more about the All That To Say Podcast by visiting www.podcatts.com .  Want even more from Miranda and Kristin?  Subscribe to our Patreon  for just $6/month. Enjoy bonus episodes and exclusive ATTS content you won't find anywhere else! Looking for something we men...

Welcome back to our mid-life crisis - The All That To Say Podcast! Today we are full of "how to" lessons: how to pronounce Appalachian, how to "feel good" with a 3 hour morning wellness routine, how to keep your kids from cussing, how to activate Super Almond, how to know if someone is popular, how to join us for the ATTS cruise in November, and how to spot misinformation. Whew! Slap on a monocle,...