All That Glitters: The Eldorado Podcast

Isabelle is looking for negligee and a handsome young man. Phillipe interrupts Gwen's massage to talk about perfume. Terry likes a woman who enjoys her food. If you like what you hear and want to buy us a sangria at Joy's bar, you can tip us at: https://ko-fi.com/allthatglitterstheeldoradopodcast

Did Marcus repair or buy a new figurine? Freddie checks E-numbers. Gwen gets frisky but Drew has other ideas. Pilar has a realisation. If you like what you hear and want to buy us a sangria at Joy's bar, you can tip us at: https://ko-fi.com/allthatglitterstheeldoradopodcast

Marcus gets a German figurine. Freddie gets Trish up to date on the gossip. Trish is 'toast of the coast'. Roger the chaplain's not been to the Holy land or the kingdom of heaven. If you like what you hear and want to buy us a sangria at Joy's bar, you can tip us at: https://ko-fi.com/allthatglitterstheeldoradopodcast

Alex and Mark go "live". Joy gets cold toast and a flower. Gwen needs to keep her rubber gloves to herself. Abuela rocks a leather jacket. Bunny leaves everything ship-shape. If you like what you hear and want to buy us a sangria at Joy's bar, you can tip us at: https://ko-fi.com/allthatglitterstheeldoradopodcast

Blair doesn't leave room for the wheelchair. Per forgot he was a pacifist. Another new chef triggers memories for Roberto. If you like what you hear and want to buy us a sangria at Joy's bar, you can tip us at: https://ko-fi.com/allthatglitterstheeldoradopodcast

Trine and Razor channel High School Musical. is the new play 'Murder at the Monastery 2: The Abbot's Revenge'? Blair looks on the bright side whilst Gwen does a cockney accent. There's electrical failures around the urbanisation. If you like what you hear and want to buy us a sangria at Joy's bar, you can tip us at: https://ko-fi.com/allthatglitterstheeldoradopodcast

Fireman Sam comes to Los Barcos. Gerry has urgent beach bumming to do. Joy knows a bent copper when she sees one. If you like what you hear and want to buy us a sangria at Joy's bar, you can tip us at: https://ko-fi.com/allthatglitterstheeldoradopodcast

Stanley does his best James Bond or is it the Milk Tray man impression. Razor plants a rose at a building site. Gerry's looking for pledges. There's plenty of table salt at the supermarket. If you like what you hear and want to buy us a sangria at Joy's bar, you can tip us at: https://ko-fi.com/allthatglitterstheeldoradopodcast

How many staircases does the Fernandez house have? A man beats a tree with a stick. Blair is in danger of going blind. Bunny can't find the vegetables. If you like what you hear and want to buy us a sangria at Joy's bar, you can tip us at: https://ko-fi.com/allthatglitterstheeldoradopodcast

Joy dresses like an egg. Trine is working on an orgy whilst holding a candlelight supper. Razor prefers cornflakes to an English or continental breakfast. If you like what you hear and want to buy us a sangria at Joy's bar, you can tip us at: https://ko-fi.com/allthatglitterstheeldoradopodcast

Bunny thinks the Fernandez should sue the hotel. Ingrid and Pilar fluff. The theatre bar is the new beach bar. The Fernandez family wear black, except Ingrid. If you like what you hear and want to buy us a sangria at Joy's bar, you can tip us at: https://ko-fi.com/allthatglitterstheeldoradopodcast

May we take a moment of silence. Gerry's uncharacteristically excited for the wedding. Freddie reads a letter in a sandstorm. If you like what you hear and want to buy us a sangria at Joy's bar, you can tip us at: https://ko-fi.com/allthatglitterstheeldoradopodcast

Did Rosario give Roberto a mop as an anniversary gift? There are lots of flowers. Javier receives a fertility gift, not that he needs it. Try not to confuse your garter and garter belt. If you like what you hear and want to buy us a sangria at Joy's bar, you can tip us at: https://ko-fi.com/allthatglitterstheeldoradopodcast

Marcus knows some decisions he'll regret. Drew's attempts at toaster maintenance result in it flying out the window. Miss King is on a mission of mercy. Is frog spawn a wedding decoration? If you like what you hear and want to buy us a sangria at Joy's bar, you can tip us at: https://ko-fi.com/allthatglitterstheeldoradopodcast

Was the background noise at the Fernandez house rain, a washing machine or a dishwasher? Miss King and Rosemary are the ladies that do for the men that don't. The number of Joy's attack suspects increases. Blair is not Alan Whicker. If you like what you hear and want to buy us a sangria at Joy's bar, you can tip us at: https://ko-fi.com/allthatglitterstheeldoradopodcast

Gwen speed launders. What is the name of the container sweeteners are kept in? Phillipe suggests an affair contract. Should there be a touring Eldorado museum caravan? If you like what you hear and want to buy us a sangria at Joy's bar, you can tip us at: https://ko-fi.com/allthatglitterstheeldoradopodcast

The teabags need stay in longer. Terry provides a quick precis. Drew needs looking after. Spain is like a soggy Bournemouth. If you like what you hear and want to buy us a sangria at Joy's bar, you can tip us at: https://ko-fi.com/allthatglitterstheeldoradopodcast

Marcus has an executive prat reporting for duty. Saddam Hussein is on Drew's popularity rating. Blair gets an 'Armany' suit and a haircut. If you like what you hear and want to buy us a sangria at Joy's bar, you can tip us at: https://ko-fi.com/allthatglitterstheeldoradopodcast

We set up our four suspects. Trish does an impression of Mitzi. Is there another emergency residents' meeting on the horizon? Was there an extras shortage? If you like what you hear and want to buy us a sangria at Joy's bar, you can tip us at: https://ko-fi.com/allthatglitterstheeldoradopodcast

Freddie plays the heavy-handed father. Gwen admires her teeth. Lena feels shabby and deceitful. The bar is 'Joy-less'. Phillipe is Peter Pan of the tennis courts. If you like what you hear and want to buy us a sangria at Joy's bar, you can tip us at: https://ko-fi.com/allthatglitterstheeldoradopodcast

If only Roberto hadn't told so many people. Is Josephine Tewson waiting for a bus? Trish predicts saunas will be bad for you soon. The BBC watershed is tested! If you like what you hear and want to buy us a sangria at Joy's bar, you can tip us at: https://ko-fi.com/allthatglitterstheeldoradopodcast

Joy uses a bin as a vase. Phillipe handles a buoy. Gwen quotes Eeyore. Terry reads Natalie's fortune. The tennis club is dressed as a pride pinata. If you like what you hear and want to buy us a sangria at Joy's bar, you can tip us at: https://ko-fi.com/allthatglitterstheeldoradopodcast

Joy doesn't want to wake up to the remnants of an orgy. Isabelle's urge takes over. Has Terry paid his non-rewind fee? Of all the things new Trine has done wrong, is not wearing a white coat the worst? If you like what you hear and want to buy us a sangria at Joy's bar, you can tip us at: https://ko-fi.com/allthatglitterstheeldoradopodcast

Does Isabelle have her own keys or cash? Joy wants to play together, not on her own. Two old men drink on rubble. Is Joy behaving like Lorraine Kelly? A wealthy businessman arrives in Los Barcos. If you like what you hear and want to buy us a sangria at Joy's bar, you can tip us at: https://ko-fi.com/allthatglitterstheeldoradopodcast

Marcus addresses Freddie as "Oi". Gwen holds up a queue. Rosario shares a secret. Gerry has a set to paint. Joy is going to maim and disembowel someone. If you like what you hear and want to buy us a sangria at Joy's bar, you can tip us at: https://ko-fi.com/allthatglitterstheeldoradopodcast