Nick and Alyssa

All Talk No Jeans

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All Talk No Jeans is co-hosted by married couple Nick and Alyssa alongside occasional guests who contribute humorous stories and great content about topics we were going to talk about anyway. Nick and Alyssa have been married for over 10 years and have a 5 year old daughter and almost 2 year old son who also make appearances. There are a few loose rules we follow, no jeans allowed, even jeggings because they're a gateway jean. The conversation will derail often, embrace it. We are not a factual podcast but occasionally know random facts. Alyssa will make song references when possible. We also...

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Nick and Alyssa

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18 - Babylon Bee Headlines, Familial Dismemberment, and Family Funnies 08.01.2023 35:48

On today's episode we discuss Babylon Bee headlines, familial dismemberment, and some family funnies. We also express outrage at Rolling Stones latest top 200 singers and Addie makes an appearance to talk about art supplies and visiting the dentist. Join 1440 by clicking the link below. https://refer.join1440.com/alltalknojeans

17 - Comedians, Behind the Podcast, and Buc-ee’s 01.01.2023 32:24

On today's episode we only vaguely reference the New Year but discuss our love of Buc-ee's, talk about good and bad comedy experiences, and also give you some behind the scenes information about how we do our podcast.

16 - Christmas, North Carolina, and Addie’s Corner 25.12.2022 34:16

On today's episode we discuss upcoming Christmas excitement, recap our trip to North Carolina,, interview Addie, and talk about our possible demise. Merry Christmas to our jean haters!

15 - Top 100 Bands part 2 ft General Jess 18.12.2022 35:20

On today’s episode we finish the Rolling Stone top 100 bands and give more hot takes, anger, laughs, and analyze. General Jess moderates again and shares her own feelings on the top 50.

14 - Top 100 Bands part 1 ft General Jess 11.12.2022 31:35

On this episode we review Rolling Stone’s top 100 bands and give some hot takes, reviews, and share laughs. General Jess serves as the moderator to the chaos and has some hot takes of her own.

13 - Bank Robbery, Live Music, and Drop off Etiquette 06.12.2022 32:49

On today’s episode we have some numerous weird news, recount some numerous stories from our Menards days, discuss live music, and rant about drop off etiquette.

12 - Thanksgiving ft General Jess 27.11.2022 41:25

On this episode we discuss thanksgiving foods, traditions, and memories we have. General Jess is our guest this episode and she has some hot takes. Yes thanksgiving is over. Hot you can still enjoy these laughs. I-0-I == More ways to connect == I-0-I Spotify ------>>> https://open.spotify.com/show/0YgmfLbyCfGtr9JACAw3Yc?si=c152780cf6304842 Apple Podcasts ------>>> https://podcast...

11 - Cool Ranchisode 20.11.2022 33:49

On todays episode we cover some spicy topics and give you our hot takes on hot button topics. Then we cool off with ranch dressing debates and request your input on best ranch brands! I-0-I == More ways to connect == I-0-I Spotify ------>>> https://open.spotify.com/show/0YgmfLbyCfGtr9JACAw3Yc?si=c152780cf6304842 Apple Podcasts ------>>> https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/all-t...

10 - Contacts, Candy, and Addie’s Corner 30.10.2022 32:45

On today’s episode we discussed a contact lens mishap, the ins and outs of Halloween candy, and a new episode of Addie’s corner! I-0-I == More ways to connect == I-0-I Spotify ------>>> https://open.spotify.com/show/0YgmfLbyCfGtr9JACAw3Yc?si=c152780cf6304842 Apple Podcasts ------>>> https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/all-talk-no-jeans/id1599972440?uo=4 Google Podcasts ------&g...

9 - Creepy Crawlies pt 2, Tree Debris, and a Party 24.10.2022 35:36

On today’s episode we share some listener submitted creepy crawly stories, Halloween memories, mourn the loss of our maple tree, laugh at some weird news, and recap a birthday party.

8 - Childhood Trauma, Creepy Crawlies, and Something Else 10.10.2022 36:16

On this episode we discuss our spider problems, we rant about a few topics, and accidentally hit on some childhood trauma. Don’t worry there are still plenty of laughs and ridiculous stories. I-0-I == More ways to connect == I-0-I Spotify ------>>> https://open.spotify.com/show/0YgmfLbyCfGtr9JACAw3Yc?si=c152780cf6304842 Apple Podcasts ------>>> https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podca...

7 - Aluminum Foil Anniversary 02.10.2022 33:59

On this episode we share some funny stories from the past ten years of marriage, we get a little wholesome, and share some fun things we’ve done lately I-0-I == More ways to connect == I-0-I Spotify ------>>> https://open.spotify.com/show/0YgmfLbyCfGtr9JACAw3Yc?si=c152780cf6304842 Apple Podcasts ------>>> https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/all-talk-no-jeans/id1599972440?uo=4 G...

6.2 - We’re Back! And a Catch Up 25.09.2022 37:01

On this episode we discuss our hiatus and what we’ve been up to. We recap podcast rules and also talk home renovations, moving, and our summer concert series. I-0-I == More ways to connect == I-0-I Spotify ------>>> https://open.spotify.com/show/0YgmfLbyCfGtr9JACAw3Yc?si=c152780cf6304842 Apple Podcasts ------>>> https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/all-talk-no-jeans/id1599972440...

6 - The Batmanisode, Sourdough and "Its not you, is us". 21.03.2022 13:46

How do we feel about the newest Batman? What is our favorite sourdough item? Are we breaking up? Find out on this episode of All Talk No Jeans! I-0-I == More ways to connect == I-0-I Spotify ------>>> https://open.spotify.com/show/0YgmfLbyCfGtr9JACAw3Yc?si=c152780cf6304842 Apple Podcasts ------>>> https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/all-talk-no-jeans/id1599972440?uo=4 Google Po...

5 - Toy Story, Home Renovations and an Olfactory Anomaly 27.02.2022 24:17

Today we talk about accurate Toy Story reenactments, the woes of minor kitchen renovations and the inability to sniff. What are we even talking about? Find out on this episode of All Talk No Jeans! I-0-I == More ways to connect == I-0-I Spotify ------>>> https://open.spotify.com/show/0YgmfLbyCfGtr9JACAw3Yc?si=c152780cf6304842 Apple Podcasts ------>>> https://podcasts.apple.com/us...

4 - Surprise Animals, Fast Food Letdowns and a Slow Speed Chase 21.02.2022 30:02

Join us on this episode of ALL TALK NO JEANS! Today on this episode we cover some random animal related family stories, talk more trash about fast food and discuss a suitcase rampage. I-0-I == More ways to connect == I-0-I Spotify ------>>> https://open.spotify.com/show/0YgmfLbyCfGtr9JACAw3Yc?si=c152780cf6304842 Apple Podcasts ------>>> https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/all-t...

3 - Valentines Day, Energy Bars and a National Security Breach 13.02.2022 32:32

Today we cover some of our favorite (and least favorite) Valentines life events and candies. We discuss the cost of stealing a snack and even dive headfirst into issues of national security. Put on your comfy pants an join us on this ping pong of conversation!

2 - Jack Russell, Pop Tarts and Classic Rock - Featuring Salty Momma 06.02.2022 30:18

On this episode of ATNJ, we grill Salty Momma about pop tarts and her affinity for Tommy Shaw's hair. Why is she salty? I guess you will have to just listen and find out.

1.5 - Thermostats, Mouse Trap and McDonalds 30.01.2022 31:37

Today we talk about being forgetful, pro level parenting advice and rankit / crankit on fast food restaurants. Get comfy, settle in and join us on ALL TALK NO JEANS! I-0-I == More ways to connect == I-0-I Spotify ------>>> https://open.spotify.com/show/0YgmfLbyCfGtr9JACAw3Yc?si=c152780cf6304842 Apple Podcasts ------>>> https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/all-talk-no-jeans/id159...