All My Fantasy Children

WELCOME, JUNIOR WIZARDS, to a very special All My Fantasy Children audio drama! Join us as we pay a quick visit to the quiet town of Mudtrap, where a father and son chat about life, family, and digging.

Welcome, Junior Wizards, to the local P&P! Aaron and Jeff's Dark Magickal Pizza Recipe. 1. Receive the finest prompt dough from @Dromedary on Twitter -"this hero's a mom. who falls asleep all the time, but that's okay, because she's got a big heart, and an even bigger weapon" 2. Add Dark Magickal Spiral Ham Chunks ™ 3. Bake for approximately 50 minutes and you will have pie fit for Mama Kather...

Welcome, Junior Wizards! Dark Magicks. Spiral Hams. Mr Honkers. How does it all connect!? This week, Jeff and Aaron return to Geode to give life to prompts from @DoilySpider AND one from @Daninrl! The first, "A failed mad scientist who is in love with their most successful creation" and the second, a mystery that will be revealed mid-episode! Our Senior Wizards will meet Rust Ironhands, a scientis...

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, The Dark Magick Spiral Ham has trapped Aaron and Jeff in a prison from which there may be no return! From Twitter user, @websitedotbiz, comes "An adventurer trapped in a survivor style puzzle dungeon, their exploits being broadcast around the world" Enter Doc Scruff, the hero that will put your mind at ease.

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week on All My Fantasy Children, Aaron and Jeff are transported by the Dark Magick Spiral Ham to the city of Geode! Our Senior Wizards channel the power of @Sealkie's prompt, " A dwarf dreams of seeing the sky one day. " into Stratos, a young Dwarf with a destiny to see what lies beyond.! Will you join Jeff and Aaron as they endlessly churn butter in hopes of making s...

Live from your town, it's The Catch Cavalier Show! Welcome, Junior Wizards! Tonight Jeff and Aaron have stared into the Dark Magick Spiral Ham and pulled from it a prompt from Twitter user @plantbird "Catch Cavalier, the world's most charming necromancer"! Will you join Aaron, Jeff, and ol Skelly into the great beyond to find out why in Jeremy's name there is now a skeleton on All My Fantasy Child...

Hello, Junior Wizards! We wanted to give you a brief look at what is to come in terms of bonus content for the podcast! Soon we will be channeling Dark Magicks into audio dramas featuring our characters, and more short stories like this one! Hope you enjoy, and if you do, consider supporting our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/AllMyFantasyChildren

The Dark Magicks have taken their toll on our Senior Wizards. They attempted to channel the Darkness using the prompt: " " and created... Pelter. Can our Senior Wizards manage to craft a life when they must channel the Dark Magick from within themselves?

Hop on the Reflection for All My Fantasy Children's first Holiday Special! We channel the Dark Magick from @TreeHuggerKing's prompt: "A cute old train conductor who is beloved by all his passengers" to create... Trick Smallman. It is truly a holiday miracle.

Put back on your brass gears, Junior Wizards! (Recommended before listening: Madam Mysteria) Aaron and Jeff are going HAM with their Dark Magickal abilities to do a little bit of world-building this episode as they re-enter Grasshopper city to create a character from @Spectacles_ak's prompt "a fighter who claims to a paladin that's just between gods right now, ok?" Enter... Lendin "Justice" Judica...

Put on your thinking caps, Junior Wizards! In this episode, thanks to @LeviathanFiles' prompt, "Mr Jeans is *5[= 3@*/>;'s manager. Wheelin' and dealin' to get them the best booking. May or may not be a myconid in disguise." Aaron and Jeff must solve the mystery of Mr Jeans. Who do they manage? Also why are they wearing just a vest and pants in the frozen North?

Get ready for a Dark Magick BOGO! This week, Jeff and Aaron have put in a little extra power to grant their listeners a duo of Fantasy Children! Thanks to prompts from BOTH @birch_pine and @jetpackisland, we get to meet the greatest crime-fighting pair the Fantasy World has ever seen!

Fire up the Deadjournal, Junior Wizards! (Recommended before listening: The Wyzzardding World of Craig Hasterburg) This week, Aaron and Jeff channel the Dark Magick within twitter user @Corvidcall's prompt: "a crow magician who likes arts and crafts" The two come face to face with the one and only, Ansel. Mindfreak. Shabwah! The two learn about comedy, crows, and eating shit and dying slow.

This week Aaron and Jeff were beamed a prompt from Penumdra that is chock full of dark energy! "A ranger whose animal companion used to be a human" Join our two Senior Wizards as they create Eliza Johnswort, Halfling Ranger, and her animal companion, Callahan Whiskerman. Love sprouts in the most unpredictable of pumpkin patches.

This week, Aaron and Jeff delve into the mysterious history of their fantasy world and the powers and drive its course. The Five? That's new. The history of Iron Hill? Let's effin go! All this and more! The Senior Wizards would like to remind new listeners to perhaps listen to the previous episodes before starting this one (only if you care about maybe being a little bit lost).

Happy Halloween! Enjoy the tale of Pumpkin Jay! Join Aaron and Jeff on their first ever All My Fantasy Children Halloween Spectacular! The two are supercharged with Dark Magicks on this 'Ween, and will need every ounce of it for the spooky prompt submitted by @BlakeRyanBatman "Chad Butternut once left a pumpkin out- lightning hit it- came to life- it wanted to learn magic" Previous episodes recomm...

This week, in our return to CYBERPUNK 2020, twitter user @SweatdropEmoji has given us the prompt, "The manager of a farm-to-table nutrient paste co-op". Jeff and Aaron channel Dark Magicks through this prompt to create Skylar Morrison, a young man with connections that can make or break his business of the dark future.

Listen up, cyberpunks and Techno-wizards! This week, Aaron and Jeff take a look into the DARK NEAR FUTURE OF CYBERPUNK 2020 (as suggested to us by twitter user @robotclaw) to explore a prompt brought to us by Twitter user @tuilelaith_: "A mechanical person whose dreams are virtual spaces, connected to networks in strange and unpredictable ways." What does the future of A.I. look like? Is it a cold...

Icon art by Dave Lapru @plantbird Ahoy there, lovers of dark magick AND pirates! In this episode of All My Fantasy Children, Aaron and Jeff take twitter user @Plantbird's prompt, "A pirate captain with a strict no killing policy" and create Captain Goldbeard. Set sail with the world's most popular pirate and discover the true dream of all those who seek a life on the seven seas.

On episode 7 of All My Fantasy Children, we are bringin' the music back with a prompt from twitter user, @Spacekase. "A Dragonkin bard who wants to be an idol" In a world where creativity is dead, only one Draconic idol can drop the bass and get this party started.

With the help of the prompt "A dwarf with style" from twitter user, DaigleBagel, our hosts conjure John-Pierre, a man with so much style, he had to be brought to you by a very specific sponsor. Aaron and Jeff discover that sometimes style is not open to interpretation. Some people possess an incredibly powerful aura of magnetism, and with that aura, a single person can change the fate of the world...

Aaron and Jeff are blessed with a prompt from @DaMoonRulz. "A Cleric whose Holy symbol is a tome known as: "The Secret" Our hosts channel their power to create the hero, Madam Mysteria, a priestess with a secret power. However, not even she can save them from returning to a familiar land... with an unfamiliar foe.

Aaron and Jeff channel dark magics to give life to @ydacretsim's prompt "A jester who thinks he's a wizard". The two soon learn that sometimes things are not meant to grow on trees.

Episode art by Shannon Dapper! @ShannonDapper on twitter! Jeff and Aaron channel dark energy to create @KeanKeeKs' prompt, "a small half-orc who just graduated orc-academy(?), never fit in, and wants to figure out his next steps in life". The two come face to face with the devil and learn that he has a taste for interplanetary Gatorade.

Jeff and Aaron are blessed with BeeCollage's character submission, "Big Jeremy, the ironmonger's son". Our hosts witness the fall of an empire, but live through the reign of a savior.