All Dutch Pods

  On this episode Sean & Nicole talk about the 2018 film The Dark. There’s the care giving zombie girl, the boy with the invisibility cloak and someones podcasting without undies….. *This show is NSFW* If you would like to help support the show we now have T-shirts which can be found at www.mealymonsterland.com When Shopping at Amazon why not use our link, it won’t [&#82...

The Splits boys are back again to reflect on another week of running and getting back into better habits. 

On this episode Sean & Nicole review The Funhouse which was a suggestion from listener Matt Lappie, one of the hosts of  the 80-89 podcast. There’s a reluctantly rebellious teen, a pervy younger brother, after hours slide rides and one hell of an ugly monster boy.  *This show is NSFW* If you would like to help support the show we now have T-shirts which can […]

We are back and we catch you up on what the hell has been going on. It’s a Splits only episode!

On this episode Sean & Nicole talk about the 2009 horror comedy Zombieland. Nicole tells of her own zombieland like experience while Sean relives his old drinking days. it’s a case of deja vu with this horror comedy… *This show is NSFW* If you would like to help support the show we now have T-shirts which can be found at www.mealymonsterland.com When Shopping at Amazon […]

On this episode Sean & Rob talk about a retro classic, First Blood. Who didn’t love Rambo as a kid in the 80’s but the question is, do the guys love Rambo now. If you would like to help support the show please use our link when shopping at Amazon.com Contacts & on the Web Rob  […]

Best of episode: Bears, snakes, mountain lions….. The splits find the true monster to the running man/woman.. Geese!  One split learns not only are they mean, they also can take flight when agitated

On this episode Sean & Nicole talk about the 2019 film Us. There’s doppelgangers, candy apples and trains oh my… *This show is NSFW* If you would like to help support the show we now have T-shirts which can be found at www.mealymonsterland.com When Shopping at Amazon why not use our link, it won’t cost you anymore. Follow us on Instagram Facebookhorrifiedchicken.com Nicole&#8...

On this episode Sean & Rob talk about a few retro themed trailers and commercials that have been floating around the web as of late. Which ones are the guys excited about, hopeful about and which one they hoped was just a joke. Doug’s guest spot HERE Vic’s guest Spot HERE If you would like to help support the show please use our link when […]

  On this episode Sean & Nicole revisit Sean’s childhood terror Children of the Corn. There’s a ton of selfish, disrespecting teens who act out with murder, a couple passing through who just happen to hit a kid and act as though it’s just another drive on the countryside. *This show is NSFW* If you would like to help support the show we now have […]

On this episode Sean & Nicole get another “Friend Suggestion” from their friend MC. Nicole tells the story of her own rage incident, Sean questions the use of Smurf in the Smurf world…. and of course there’s those quick ass zombies too. *This show is NSFW* If you would like to help support the show we now have T-shirts which can be found at www.mealymonsterland.com [&#8...

Fresh off running the fastest 50 miles ever at Project Carbon X, we are joined by one of the very best ultra runners in the world Jim Walmsley!

  On this episode Sean & Nicole talk about the 2019 film The hole in the ground. There’s a single mom, spider eating kid, the neighborhood crazy lady and a one of the knight’s watch. Is it all in her head or is there really an impostor? *This show is NSFW* If you would like to help support the show we now have T-shirts which […]

Dutch and Bill are back to recap what turned out to be a super fun experience trying their hand at the Allegany Adventure Run 27K.

On this episode Sean & Nicole watch the horror comedy Happy Death Day 2U. The same cast with a twist but more baby face killings, a new love triangle, and a time loop machine? They loved the original but how do they feel about this time looping dimension hopping sequel? *This show is NSFW* If you would like to help support the show we now […]

Dutch and Bill are back to discuss a cable line being knocked down, Bill’s 6 hour classic experience, their upcoming trail race, the guy who accidentally broke the tape when the lead female was coming through, finding the right vest, the cable repair guy using your bathroom and so much more! 

On this episode Sean & Nicole talk about the 2018 film Assassination Nation. This thriller is full of scandal, masks, vigilantes, teenage over sharing, adult lies and a lot of crazy.  Are Sean & Nicole just old? Does Nicole turn serious with her deep thoughts? *This show is NSFW* If you would like to help support the show we now have T-shirts which can be […]

The guys are back and are all feeling good.  This episode addresses a one star review, Sean’s run commutes, debating Bill’s Easter run and the guys admit their fears of wildlife on the trails and Glen’s ego leads to an injury. 

On this episode Sean & Nicole watch the 2018 post apocalyptic film The Domestics. There’s the bed sheet gang, your local snowplower gang & some assholes who wear animal heads… Join us as we discuss this fun and sometimes irritating film. *This show is NSFW* If you would like to help support the show we now have T-shirts which can be found at www.mealymonsterland.com When [&#823...

  On this episode Sean& Rob talk about Cadbury eggs, Peeps, Orange chocolate? & oh yes, the 1985 film Ladyhawke starring Matthew Broderick, Rutger Hauer and Michelle Pfeiffer. If you would like to help support the show please use our link when shopping at Amazon.com Contacts & on the Web Rob  Sean Email the show ~ […]

The boys are back for the first PATREON only Splits episode. We discuss a stinky situation in a time crunch, Game of thrones incest, dish soap in a dish washer, a special shout out to some of our supporters on Patreon, a resurgence for Sleepy G, Bill’s new trail adventures, lifting weights, the origin of the FAT ASS, Cast Away scenario, and so so much […]

On this episode Sean & Nicole get a night out to go see the new 2019 Pet Sematary. There’s new stuff, there’s old stuff but which ones beddah? We also have results from our “which Church did you like better, 89 or 19? Leave a comment on Facebook or our Instagram and let us know which you choose. *This show is NSFW* If you would […]

It’s a Splits only episode where Sean & Bill catch up.

On this episode Sean & Nicole talk about the 2018 film Summer of 84. There’s a lot of 80’s pop culture references… a lot. We also learn that light inside a tent makes for a happy silhouette show and plenty more in this weeks episode. *This show is NSFW* If you would like to help support the show we now have T-shirts which can be […]

Round 2 with Patrick Reagan, Eric Senseman, and Kris Brown discussing Eric’s Golden Ticket run at Black Canyon, Kris’ victory at the same race but different distance, Patrick gearing up for Western, the Rubix Cube question(!), Bryce Harper money, if they can beat Walmsley, and so much more!