Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

I saw my doctor today who left me with a riddle. I need Daniel's input. Also was my doctor in a frat? Daniel needs math to be visual and my dad claimed he invented wearing red sweaters. Bald eagles don't sound like what we think they do and turns out I've inherited a vindictive streak. Plus sociopaths! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and  Podcast Pals Product Picks . Get yourself some new ARIYNB...

Jenna Kim Jones and #AL are here and Jenna has pulled off an unbelievable feat involving her children's costumes: she has convinced them they don't actually want to be KPop Demon Hunters. Meanwhile there is a giant Halloween animatronic in our living room and Tony has PTSD regarding the way we're recording. Facebook marketplace has convinced #AL he needs an arcade in his home and Daniel is in cost...

Am I sabotaging my career by writing about my experience on The Adam Carolla show on my Substack ? I don't think so but Daniel has concerns. Also I'm being tormented by my larynx and Daniel has had an epiphany about watermelon. Plus more Taylor talk, finding inspiration, phone addiction, things that are or are not our fight and more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and  Podcast Pals Product Pick...

Scotty Landes (Bananas) is here and he knows a thing or two about mini-splits. Also he has a famous reality show neighbor which segues into a real behind-the-scenes of reality shows. How real are they? Scotty fills us in. We also discuss my Las Vegas sojourn, Daniel's Taylor Swift feelings AND THEY ARE STRONG GET READY, keeping voicemails, the reconstructed mummy voice, scary movies, daredevils an...

Daniel is Wendy's back door man and he seems to be offended by my saying this? Also we discuss Taylor Swift, the shutdown, a thing I said that maybe I shouldn't have said, performances of sympathy, snuggling and more. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here :  https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack:  http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks:  https://...

Jeff Drake joins us to talk about Daniel's denim jacket, stalling kids, Daniel TAPPING MY CLAVICLE WHILE WATCHING DANCING WITH THE STARS, accidental crack smoking, Copenhagen, pubic hair, The Joy of Sex, parenting, a mysterious and upsetting refrigerator smell, and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and  Podcast Pals Product Picks . Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here :  https://...

We cover A LOT in this one from Stray Cat Strut to mucus, Charlie Kirk's wife, conspiracies, superstitions, Spirit Airlines, The Morning Show and more! Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here :  https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack:  http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks:  https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP6ER?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp...

Jordan Morris is here and we bond over being nice people who avoid conflict which has definitely hurt our careers. Tony is FINALLY back. He still hates cold cuts. Why is there no crock of hot meatballs backstage? I cannot shut up about My Octopus Teacher. Daniel still has beef with David Foster and we also talk about Oasis and beard oil. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and  Podcast Pals Product...

I need to talk about the chicken I recently made and my issues with it. Also I'm having a real situation with our duvet cover. Daniel REFUSES to engage. I was a week early to an appointment and we watched My Octopus Teacher five years late and have some thoughts. Daniel encountered a study about popular people and also we need to talk about full leg tan guy. Plus some thoughts on the Jimmy Kimmel...

Jimmy Pardo and Betsy Sodaro are here for the final 2024 Tony's Picks episode unless I just hand the whole endeavor to Tone Zone. Jimmy wants to go to a California Raisins convention except he's a hater. Betsy makes the case for the Raisins. I was right about something Daniel was wrong about and the experience filled me with glee. Daniel recalls another time I was right. Jimmy thinks we've reached...

Why did Daniel have lasik TWICE and how does the apocalypse figure in? Plus the items you'll need when society crumbles, tiny tacos, Guadalajara facelifts and your calls. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here :  https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack:  http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks:  https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP...

Greg Heller and Joe Kwaczala are here and Greg gives us an update on the Farmer's Market Mantra Guy. Plus we discuss sandwiches, Joe's movie, my sinuses, my inability to discuss money without being awkward, Greg's work, Greg's children, pickle cucumber moments, advent calendars and so much more! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks . Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch...

I really need to figure out the best way to answer questions I frequently get. Daniel has some advice. I once wrote a personal mission statement and we want to know the best Christmasy stores. We recall a pumpkin patch and Daniel is having diarrhea or is it? Listeners are appreciating a philosophical Daniel and I remember a road trip with Adam Carolla and Mike August. Plus we did a round of JMOE,...

Taylor Williamson and Lizzy Cooperman are here to talk about puppy yoga, how they met, my recent trauma, Lizzy possibly adopting rabbits, New Mexico, shelter people, jury duty, matching cars and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and  Podcast Pals Product Picks . Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here :  https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack:  http://ali...

I have some advice for people with living parents and Daniel is sporting a new accessory. Both Daniel and I are struggling with motivation lately. At the insistence of someone possibly problematic I follow on Instagram I made list of the things I really LOVE to do and it's illuminating. And upsetting? I'm ready to crown the best freshwater fish of all time, personality-wise, and a caller has a Jus...

Rob Schulte is here and he witnessed a very dramatic pre-show massacre. I need to get something off my chest about a couple new turns of phrase I abhor and I want to know about Rob's new endeavors. Of course we talk about Scheana and the rest of the Bravoverse and I share about our packed weekend. Daniel had a run in with our mortal enemies and Jeff is clacking tongs. Plus we did a round of JMOE,...

Was I an awful employee? Did I have an horrendous attitude? It's not looking good. Also the earth is trying to broil us and I share a story of an unfortunate headline. Peter has destroyed my computer and a caller says this is normal. Daniel says humans evolved from bananas or something like that and I have a surgery update. Plus Snack Chat, Girls, Daniel's and his ex's favorite restaurant, Daniel...

Wendy Molyneux is here and she recently experienced a miracle. And it isn't almost being put on a jury with Gene Simmons! Her husband Jeff Drake is here and he's tempering his excitement. Elliot had a withering remark for Daniel and all of our children are into Italian Brainrot. Plus I have some follow up questions about the fancy toaster oven I've heard so much about. Plus we did Just Me Or Every...

Are Daniel and I sick? It's impossible to tell. We discuss how litigious my parents were and how annoyed I still am over the peacock incident. Daniel one-ups me with tales of his own. We also talk about Taylor Swift's luxurious energy quote and try to figure out who was the funniest presidential hopeful. Plus your calls and more. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here :  https://alison-rosen-sho...

Jackie Johnson has a new family member named Gary and by the time you hear this she will have newly snatched eyelids. We discuss the VR headset that's ruining my life, Backstreet Boys at The Sphere, the world's longest leaf blowing, The Pitt, why adults children of alcoholics do or don't fight online, Daniel's anti-aging routine and more including YPOOP. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone...

Daniel and I both think the other one is the messy one in the house so we've devised a foolproof way to figure out who's right. Daniel hates our farmhouse sink and I have a hysterectomy update. I recall the time I saw the slowest human in the world and Elliot knows how babies are made. Plus hormone chat and your calls! Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get...

Jeff Drake is here by himself dammit and that is okay! We discuss the campaign for Naked Gun, Smokey Bear and other things we misremember from our youth, the dog Jeff's wife Wendy found, the time I found a dog, the time Daniel's boss found a baby, fruits Jeff Drake has or has not eaten and so much more. We also do a round of Yes Please or Oh Puhleeze (Asian pears), JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Prod...

Daniel's been sitting on a brilliant business idea and I finally get him to share it with the listeners. There's even more to it than I realized though. Plus we talk about TV shows ending and beginning (And Just Like That and Project Runway) and Daniel puts his foot in his mouth by saying he has a big nose too . Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yoursel...

Renee Colvert joins us to discuss our new intruder, her new hair, tech neck, my surgery, goblet squats, working out, hips, the movie Tony's scoring, Daniel opening a snack bar for the ladies, Patti Lupone, people pleasing and so much more. Plus we did a round of HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here :  https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to m...

Comic, writer and podcaster Josh Wolf returns to catch us up on everything he's been doing since he last visited us in 2018. We discuss moving to Las Vegas, doing a podcast with his son (Hey Maaan), traveling to Greece, his wife's ex-boyfriend, South Park, BB and Jojo, touring with his son, handwriting, raccoons, the Starbucks app and more. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pa...