Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

The show is off to a rocky start when a memory lapse threatens the usual beginning! Thankfully things right themselves in time to recount Elliot's run in with law enforcement, the most embarrassing thing I ever said or at least one of them, the opposite of aromatherapy, suture chat and more!   Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here :  https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Sub...

Lizzy Cooperman is back and she has so much to catch us up on! She's fills us in on her new ride and tells us a dramatic story about the first night she had her new dog. We also discuss hazelnuts, French therapists, Year of The Fire Horse, leprechaun traps and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and  Podcast Pals Product Picks . Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here :  https://aliso...

We discuss our Easter plans, I remember attending a Methodist preschool, Daniel isn't big into marshmallows, we read Spotify comments and discuss the costume party we're headed to later that day, Daniel misses my parents, we discuss Daniel's mixed feelings about being around people and we touch on Lindy West and Daniel's Red Hot Chili Peppers dream. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and  Podcast P...

Jackie Johnson returns to talk about her dog Gary's defiling of a number of household plushies, Daniel refusing to sashay into the scent per the store's recommendation, "Drops" Thaxton, Jackie and my color seasons, Daniel firing shots, poop time, plastic surgery, seeing Hair far too young, cadaver fat and more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and  Podcast Pals Product Picks . Get yourself some n...

Am I okay, Daniel wants to know? Also we discuss my rebellious nap with a contact in, problematic art, Michael Jackson, Daniel's new names for his signature fragrance, my flight home and then we get a surprise visit from our first ever six-year-old guest who is now seven. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and  Podcast Pals Product Picks . Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here :  https://alison-...

Jesse Joyce and Danny Ricker join Tony, Daniel and me to talk about the catering situation at Jimmy Kimmel Live! where they both work, the prank Danny was on the receiving end of, why you have to choose between cargo shorts, an earring or vaping, Jesse's favorite foods, a revelation about Colonel Sanders and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and  Podcast Pals Product Picks . Get your...

There's a lot to say about my adventures in New York but frankly it all pales in comparison to Daniel making an appointment at a scent bar in Burbank where they specifically designed a signature scent for him. But then when it came time to name said fragrance he got self-conscious and took the easy way out. Will he call to rename? We're all wondering. Plus so much more! Plus we did a round of JMOE...

What a treat to welcome back Dave Dameshek to the show after far too long. He joins Daniel, Tony and me to talk about our home decor, Benjamin Button, his plans for aging, jeans, the guy who offended Dave's sensibilities, birds, feeding a picky squirrel, verticals and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and  Podcast Pals Product Picks . Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here :  https...

*and Daniel This week we are unlocking a Patreon exclusive episode of my new news show . Enjoy! Or don't!   Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here :  https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack:  http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks:  https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP6ER?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_aipsflist_aipsfalisonrosen_0K0AJFYP84PF1...

Wendy Molyneux and Jeff Drake are here to talk about parenting a child with type 1 diabetes (their youngest son was recently diagnosed), getting two new puppies, chili crunch mouthfeel, Daniel and my begrudgingly changing opinion of Porto's, Tony's new haircut, giant cupcakes, kid performances, Alison's rabbit itch and so much more! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and  Podcast Pals Product Picks...

Daniel and I are in the thick of Elliot's school performance and we need to talk about it. I have a big decision to make and also we take your calls and comments. And I can't stop thinking about the time I showed up to party an hour early.   Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here :  https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack:  http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz...

Eddie Pepitone joins us to talk about bathrobes, Greg Fitzsimmons, big butt Latina content, toasted skin syndrome, fish talk, his latest special The Collapse, his podcast Apocalypse Soon, Peter's graduation, my wanting to try ketamine therapy, peyote, Daniel's ongoing signature scent adventures, going to Milan for the olympics, Picasso, Tony's foot bath and more! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY...

Daniel receives some compliments on his physique recently and he is the worst at taking compliments. Why? Meanwhile I need to talk about a poll I conducted regarding how uncomfortable we all find bras. I had an epiphany recently about not feeling strong in my body and the way it makes me behave. Plus we read your comments and answer some questions. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and  Podcast Pa...

David Huntsberger and Jeff Fox are here to hear about a momentous happening in one of my fish tanks. We also discuss the hobbies we're passionate about, Dave's refusal to purchase the thimble he so clearly needs, a bad Craigslist encounter, skiing, surveillance video hacks and so much more. We also guess my irrational fear, do a round of Snack Chat and a round of JMOE, HGFY and  Podcast Pals Produ...

Wrestler and comic Colt Cabana is here in person! We discuss Colt and RJ City's comedy show, working behind the scenes as a producer and director for AEW, his feelings about his body, Meryl Streep being prom queen, Colt's jokes, 90s trivia, guest starring on Chicago PD with Sophia Bush, heated bidets and so much more. We also took your questions and did a round of JMOE, HGFY and  Podcast Pals Prod...

Emily Fleming is here to help us taste Slovenian snacks. We're catching up on her brief time in a throuple, my shocking decision to cheat on my regular fish store, some questions I have for snake owners, Jeff's stunning reveal that he once lived alongside a snake, butt rock or is it bhutt rock and so much more! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and  Podcast Pals Product Picks . Get yourself some n...

We recount the Valentine's goings-on and discuss your comments. I want to try eyedrops that improve your vision and Daniel craps all over the idea. A listener has signature scent suggestions for Daniel and he's getting compliments on his physique. Plus Danimal's Animals and more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and  Podcast Pals Product Picks . Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here :  https:/...

Danny Ricker and Jeff Fox are here to weigh in on whether it's a yes please or an oh puhleeze when someone tells you to feel free to follow up with them. Plus we do another round of the game where people try to guess my irrational fear. Danny's kids are still taking overlong showers, Jeff's telling us about junk yards, I'm wanting to call mustaches by a certain offensive terms and Daniel is introd...

In honor of Free Bert , we're revisiting one of my favorite episodes with LeeAnn Kreischer. Original description: Writer, mother and host of  Wife of the Party ,  LeeAnn Kreischer  has always struck me as very wise and self-actualized. Turns out she really is! We talk about her incredibly challenging childhood, her desire to be happy, growing up with a borderline mother, meeting her husband Bert K...

RJ City and Dalton Castle join Daniel, Tony and me to discuss French cleats, color palettes, vengeance, RJ's decision to end Hey!(EW) and his regular Sunday livestream, Dalton's return to wrestling, Tony's housing situation, Daniel's manly sewing machine, defecation and so much more including RJ's plan for revenge. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and  Podcast Pals Product Picks . Get yourself so...

Daniel has a patented Daniel Quantz Hunch and I'm going off brand. Plus discussion of whether it's better to be defiantly authentic or to change something about yourself that bothers you. And Daniel reveals something he's never discussed on air and I'm super annoyed and need to vent! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and  Podcast Pals Product Picks . Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here :  htt...

Jordan Morris joins Daniel, Tony and me to discuss posthumous digital footprints, Knott's Berry Farm, yacht rock, protein-infused candles, my recent trauma, the time Jordan had to return a company gift and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and  Podcast Pals Product Picks . Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here :  https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: ...

Daniel and I are talking about far away dentists, TGI Fridays, the 23-year-old guy I met and was obsessed with for too long when I was 16, Free Bert, Daniel being a good judge of character, Phil Rosenthal's movie night, my grandfather and Daniel's road to achieving a badonk. Plus more! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and  Podcast Pals Product Picks . Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here :  h...

Dave Hunterberger is back! We discuss pet names, birth rates, hobbies, Daniel's dopamine, social outings, early crushes and more! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks . Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here :  https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack:  http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks:  https://www.amazon.com/shop/a...

I nearly divorce Daniel over a casual comment he makes about the weather and he proposes there should be a word for something interesting-adjacent. We recount some support group experiences and I want to know why Daniel is being so cool about the fish tanks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here :  https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack:  http://alisonrosen.substack....