Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Jordan Morris, Robin Shorr, Tony Thaxton and Daniel are back for a discussion of Elden Ring, Robin's amazing diary readings, cats, a smear campaign regarding cats, sexy age-related pooping concerns and Daniel's opinions of the show. And a cameo from Owen! Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon:  http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   This episode is bro...

Daniel is huffing a puffing like no one's business at the beginning of this episode. Also the rug in the studio blows chunks out of his butt apparently. I am carrying the show, hence one set of footprints. We take your calls and Daniel has a lot of say about rivers. Plus the most teenagery teenager we ever saw and a memorable crop dusting. And a performance of Irish folk song "Wee Falorie Man" by...

Robin Shorr, Jordan Morris, Tony Thaxton and Daniel are here and Robin is pretty sure it was the table full of Machine Gun Kellys who gave her covid. Jordan is showing off his newly renovated home office and needs our thoughts on a potentially enraging conversation he had at a party. I've decided there's no good way to explain you're a podcaster and Daniel is the green juice of Twitter. And more!...

The Bad Boy of Podcasting himself, Tony Thaxton, is here IN PERSON to talk with me about his passion for self checkout, cautious optimism, having several options, this show needing an airline czar and also a young people czar, the thumbs up emoji, fly swatters, dating, grey days, paying me 40K to record in person and more. We also took your calls. Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/s...

David Huntsberger, Renee Colvert, Tony Thaxton and Daniel are here to talk about the two images we all remember from the Guinness Book of World Records. Also David's legendary almanac of outfits that he's kept ever since he was a boy. Plus Renee's new job, Daniel's horrible joke in the Starbuck's drive thru line, Pi Day, MLMs, Ponzi schemes and cults, Daniel's dark sex and more! Products I Use/Rec...

Mike Sacks writes about comedy for The New Yorker, The New York Times and Vanity Fair to name a few but he also writes comedy himself. His latest book, Passing on the Right is written from the point of Skippy "Batty" Battison, a fictional right wing comedian, podcaster and satellite radio shock-jock whose takes are too hot for the mainstream, or so he believes, and who is so familiar I was sure he...

Jackie Johnson, Ben Sheehan, Tony Thaxton and Daniel are here to get to the bottom, no pun intended, of a lot of things. Do you know what color your you-know-what is? Jackie is surprised to learn hers is a deep purple while most of the dudes on the show claim ignorance of their own special shade. We talk about what's in store for Jackie's third trimester and Daniel offers some unique baby names as...

Writer, actor, host and comedy legend Beth Lapides has been referred to by The LA Times as the "Godmother of alternative comedy" for creating the long running UnCabaret—one of the first, if not the very first alt-comedy shows. Now she's released So You Need to Decide , an audiobook that's part memoir, part conversation about decision-making featuring discussions with some of your favorite comedian...

It's The Alison Rosen/Doughboys Crossover Event Spectacular of the Century in that I was on the Doughboys Double on Tuesday and now they are on my show!!! Have you ever wanted to hear some of your favorite guests talk about various types of USB cables? You'd think you wouldn't but you'd be surprised! It wasn't just tedious tech talk with Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell though! We also talked about my...

Doctor and stand up comedian Priyanka Wali (HypochondriActor) joins the show to talk about my aversion to water, high fructose corn syrup, whether she's more doctor or comedian deep down, what she thinks she'd be if her family hadn't pressured her to go into medicine (the answer will surprise you!), her experience with depression, cohosting HypochondiActor with Sean Hayes, string cheese, artificia...

Do you take a shower immediately upon waking? Tony does. And then he puts on shoes! (And also clothes.) I prefer to wake up slowly before being violently accosted by wetness. Tod Perry is here and he frequents the same sandwich shop where Greg Heller famously left a Yelp review for reasons we can't remember. Robin Shorr is here and she brought her diary! And turns out Tod did as well! An embarrass...

Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson of the hit podcast Guys We F*cked join us to talk about Our Special Day, the true emptiness of the butt, their good cop/bad cop relationship, Krystyna's transformation, Corinne dating a married man in an open relationship and the truth about polyamory, how the show started, Amber Rose, anti slut-shaming, their deal with Luminary, haters, childhood trauma, dev...

Arden Myrin, fresh from food poisoning, is here to encourage my eventual move to Rhode Island. Rob Cohen, who has not only been to Arden's hometown but met her dad, is also here to be uncomfortable while I ask him personal questions. Tony is here too and claims he has no game but I don't buy it. I'm a little up in my head following a recent podcast appearance and also my husband is encroaching on...

Comedian, actress, writer and podcast host Betsy Sodaro (Ghosts, Duncanville, We Love Trash) joins us to talk about growing up in Colorado, being the daughter of a children's playwright and youngest of four sisters, writing notes to her parents, trying to be "cool" in middle school, religion, working with Crystal the monkey on Animal Practice, the California Raisins, panic attacks, her prank engag...

I am not okay with receiving emails with, "Is everything okay?" in the subject line. Also, I want to know where everyone stands on deviled eggs. Wendy just experienced her first zoom bombing and Dave has started drinking coffee. And he's good at it! I need to figure out what to do about an interview situation and Wendy is seducing Daniel with the aforementioned deviled eggs. Plus mental haunted ho...

Dog trainer Laura London returns to talk about leaving Texas and why, what's causing the dog overpopulation problem, the agendas of trainers versus veterinarians, doodles, common training issues, shock collars and why they create dogs that bite, separation anxiety, where your dog should sleep, flirt poles, Wendy's rockin' physique and more. We also took your calls and answered your questions. Prod...

Robin Shorr and Joe DeRosa join us on Tony's FIRST Thursday show since his tour that didn't go as planned. I recently received a copy of a letter I wrote when I was 14 and it's horrifying. Robin has been revisiting notebooks from around this time too. Joe DeRosa has opened a bar/sandwich shop and I want to hear all about it. Plus the existential crisis affecting all of us. And a cameo from Owen! P...

Jon Gabrus is here—on his birthday no less—to talk about fat squirrels, growing up in a diverse but segregated area of Long Island, starting High & Mighty, changing schools a number of times, getting in trouble, losing a scholarship, wearing his dad's jeans, kid fashion, drinking, therapy, relationship day-to-day, Improv level one go-tos, meeting Betsy Sodaro and so much more. We also answered you...

Kurt Braunohler and Scotty Landes of Bananas are here with us although actually Scotty is currently in Tahiti. He's also been in Bora Bora and Moorea where he learned fish love pepperoni pizza. I want to know if it's ok to violently and loudly stretch while talking to someone or if that needs to be saved for the same people you burp and fart in front of. Also we are getting to the bottom of coconu...

Jenny Pentland, author of the riveting memoir This Will Be Funny Later, was the real life inspiration for the Becky and Darlene characters on the series Roseanne, created by her mother Roseanne Barr. Jenny joins the show to talk about having been institutionalized between the ages of 13 and 18, how being a mother to five children of her own has kept her from feeling much anger at her own parents,...

Jenna Kim Jones, Allan Moss and Jeff Fox are here and how is it we're only just now learning that Jenna's family owned a fruit farm?? As such, Jenna is the perfect person to weigh in on the question of who are seedless grapes for. Plus we find out about Daniel's possible hernia, the year of Jenna, my ongoing battle with exclamation points, email etiquette according to Al, Mike Tyson's hype man, bu...

Journalist and podcaster Sarah Marshall of hugely popular You're Wrong About and You Are Good joins the show to talk about how she envisions the word "juggernaut," growing up in Oregon and Hawaii as a "lonely, adultified kid," her theory that loneliness is an American problem, grad school, fan fiction, television about television, memory, Tonya Harding, Go Ask Alice, Flowers in the Attic, the Sex...

Jackie Johnson is here with some fantastic info about the effects of pregnancy on her bootay. Kevin T. Porter is here and honestly, his story about pretending to be the casting director of Super Mario Brothers is the best thing I've heard in a very long time. I want to know if 2022 is the year I finally downsize my exclamation points but everyone's telling me I need to ditch "no worries" as well w...

Dalton Ross, Executive-Editor-at-Large for Entertainment Weekly (and old friend of mine) joins the show to talk about fighting Oscar De La Hoya for a story, how he and I met, playing the long game to get on my show, the frog he bought his son that's still alive, empty nest syndrome, meeting his iconic wife (Christina Kelly of Sassy fame), how competition reality shows are filmed, Survivor, Temptat...

It's our first show recorded in 2022! Robin Shorr is here and she once starred in a Hallmark movie with Steve Gutenberg! Also she was passionate about salad in a Golden Corral commercial. Jordan Morris puts down the video game controller long enough to join us. Thanks to him now we know about Lady Dimitrescu and goth vampire giantesses. And we also talk about Sweet James and James Lipton. And more...