Arman Assadi, Nick Urbani, and Eric Johanson

Alfalfa Podcast

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Three entrepreneur and investor friends swimming in the messy grey, seeking the edge in money and meaning 🌾Join Arman Assadi, Nick Urbani, and Eric Johanson live every Wednesday at 5 PM Pacific (PST).We are a community first and have been called "the best place on the internet". Hop into the intellectual sh*tshow that is our Discord community for daily shenanigans and thought-provoking conversations with like-minded humans. 👉 All links and socials at alfalfapod.com

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Arman Assadi, Nick Urbani, and Eric Johanson

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Why Dating is F***ed & Do Cabals Really Run The World? | Ep 259 26.09.2025 2:30:16

We uncover the dark side of transactional dating, question the "end times" cabal theory, and debate if finding love is a lost cause, all with special guest Farya. Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/alfalfapod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Join the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Episode Highlights: 🌾 The "Fake M...

The Right Cancels The Left, NASA Finds Life & "Squad Car, My Love" | Ep. 258 18.09.2025 1:50:38

We debate a society that cheers for murder, deconstruct a bizarre assassination confession, and ask if it's smarter to just tune it all out. Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/alfalfapod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Join the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Episode Highlights: 🔫 The Normalization of Political Violen...

Charlie Kirk MURDERED In Cold Blood: Can America Recover? | Ep. 257 11.09.2025 2:15:37

We debate the rise of political violence, a broken justice system, and whether we can come back from the brink. Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/alfalfapod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Join the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Episode Highlights: 🇺🇸 Reacting to the Charlie Kirk assassination 🚌 The bus stabbing the med...

Minotaur Smut, Legalized Prostitution & Redefining God | Ep. 256 04.09.2025 1:49:14

We go from the depths of human society to the heights of cosmic consciousness. Buckle up. Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/alfalfapod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Join the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Episode Highlights: 🤔 Redefining God & AI prophets 🇨🇦 Canada's "Sex for Rent" debate 🐮 The viral mi...

Govt Buys Intel, Ditching Bitcoin & The "Scottish Axe Girl" | Ep. 255 29.08.2025 2:00:32

The US government is now a tech investor, Stephen is breaking up with Bitcoin, and Europe has an axe-wielding "anti-Greta." Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/alfalfapod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Join the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Episode Highlights: 👑 Swift Effect: Could her engagement spark a baby boom?...

College ROI is Zero + The Triple-Levered Portfolio + The New Alt-Right | Ep. 254 22.08.2025 1:56:39

This one dissects a sales hack too wild to be true and dives deep into the cultural forces creating a new generation of extremists. Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/alfalfapod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Join the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Episode Highlights: 🎓 Jobless Male Grads 💰 The "Hot Girl" Sales Hack 🚩...

WNBA Dildos: Funny or Cruel? + “Surplus Humans” & The Fall of Conscientiousness | Ep. 253 14.08.2025 1:55:37

This week, the Alfalfa Pod tackles the WNBA spectacle before diving into the high-stakes reality of AI, the 'surplus human' crisis, and the 3-year window to escape the underclass. Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/alfalfapod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Join the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Episode Highlights: 🏀 The Great...

Naked Human Carwash + Preserving Human Knowledge + Is AI Bringing Back Religion? | Ep. 252 07.08.2025 2:39:55

What starts with a wild Burning Man confession evolves into a deep debate on the fabric of existence. Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/alfalfapod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Join the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Episode Highlights: 🔥 Burning Man Confession: Arman’s “Naked Human Car Wash” 🤖 Robo Uteruses & the Future of Postmod...

AI Can't Take Our Great "Genes" or Great Pizza | Ep. 251 31.07.2025 2:06:36

This episode pivots from the "Great Jeans" culture war to the reality of the AI endgame to red flags and pizza... so something for everyone. Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/alfalfapod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Join the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Episode Highlights: 👖 Sydney Sweeney, American Eagle, and the 'Great Jea...

The Hunter Biden Habit System: FORGET The Goal, Master The Ritual | Ep. 250 24.07.2025 1:52:10

From a six-figure crypto trading disaster to what Hunter Biden’s crack addiction can teach us about building good habits, this episode goes completely off the rails. Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/alfalfapod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Join the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Episode Highlights: 💻 Meme coin launchpad disaster: a crypto trad...

Why This Failing Liquor Chain Is The Hottest Stock On The Market | Ep. 249 17.07.2025 2:06:33

From a $1.5M poker win against Phil Ivey to a front-page war with Mark Zuckerberg, the boys share their unbelievable origin stories. We then dive into the "Microstrategy for Ethereum" playbook and explain why the current crypto bubble could dwarf 2021. Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/alfalfapod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Join the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/czHr...

Grok Goes Full Hitler + Cash Is Trash + ETH's Revenge Arc | Ep. 248 10.07.2025 1:38:53

Your AI chatbot just had a Nazi meltdown and the FBI officially buried the Epstein files. This is the financial playbook for when reality itself starts to feel like a psyop. Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/alfalfapod⁠⁠⁠⁠ Join the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Episode Highlights: 🤖 Grok Meltdown: X’s AI goes off the rails, f...

"Why Men Left" + AI Job Apocalypse + The Crypto Comeback | Ep. 247 03.07.2025 2:13:23

We break down how to future-proof your career from AI, debate a viral NYT article on the state of modern dating, and question a billionaire's decision to diversify. Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 ⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/alfalfapod⁠⁠⁠ Join the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Episode Highlights: 🧠 Meta’s dropping $100M to steal top AI talent 🤖 How to s...

Czar Mamdani + The War On The Young | Ep. 246 26.06.2025 1:34:19

This one gets heated. From a raw, first-hand account from family on the ground in Iran to the future of New York City's economy, this Alfalfa pod covers it all. Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 ⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/alfalfapod⁠⁠ Join the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Episode Highlights: 🗽 NYC’s Socialist Savior? Free buses, gov groceries & no c...

No Kings, No Wars | Ep. 245 19.06.2025 2:08:21

This episode dives deep into the escalating tensions between Iran and Israel, unpacks the "No Kings" protest movement, and explores a wild governance theory: What if we ran states like companies with CEOs? Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 ⁠https://linktr.ee/alfalfapod⁠ Join the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Episode Highlights: 🇮🇷 Déjà Vu: Is I...

The LA Riots, Trump Vs. Elon & The New Economic Playbook | Ep. 244 12.06.2025 1:40:20

The streets of LA are a mess, Waymos are getting torched, and we're trying to figure out what's real and what's a psyop in the escalating immigration debate... Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 https://linktr.ee/alfalfapod Join the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Episode Highlights 👀🧠 💥 LA Riots & Immigration: Policy, protest, and compassi...

$SBET + AI White Collar Reckoning + All Drugs Olympics | Ep. 243 06.06.2025 1:50:58

Is Bitcoin headed to $300k before a crash back to $50k? We debate the massive Circle IPO, the truth about nicotine's 'benefits,' the "Enhanced Games" (all-drug Olympics) and the AI white-collar reckoning that's already here... Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://alfalfapod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ Join the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBY⁠⁠⁠⁠ Epis...

The Michael Saylor of ETH!? + Golden Handcuffs & Lifestyle Creep | Ep. 242 29.05.2025 1:48:50

Why are billion-dollar firms piling into Bitcoin and ETH (is SBET the MicroStrategy of ETH? 📈)? Plus: handling your money in a broke-government world, robot actuators, nanny costs, and nicotine’s grip. Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 ⁠⁠⁠http://alfalfapod.com⁠⁠⁠ Join the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBY⁠⁠⁠ Episode Highlights 👀🧠 📈 ETH's MicroStrategy Moment: SBE...

South Korea is Dying & Investing In Humanoid Robots | Ep. 241 22.05.2025 1:55:01

We dive into global population collapse, the robot investing gold rush, and why recycling is probably a scam. 🤖 Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 ⁠⁠http://alfalfapod.com⁠⁠ Join the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBY⁠⁠ Episode Highlights 👀🧠 ✨ Bitcoin's stealthy All-Time High – where to next? ⚽ Man Utd's woes & the shifting sands of global football (MLS...

How To Get Rich & Can This Stock Earn 100% A Year | Ep. 240 20.05.2025 1:36:51

We're diving headfirst into whether $10M is actually a nightmare and what happens after the money chase ends. Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 ⁠http://alfalfapod.com⁠ Join the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 ⁠https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBY⁠ Episode Highlights 👀🧠 📚 Felix Dennis's "How to Get Rich": Key takeaways on ownership & mindset. 💸 The "Enough" Money Debate...

She Fell In Love With GPT + AI 2027 | Ep. 239 09.05.2025 1:36:39

AI Doomsday by 2035? We unpack the terrifying plan (and a wild tax hack to get rich) before it hits. Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 http://alfalfapod.com Join the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBY Episode Highlights 👀🧠 🌏 AI Apocalypse 2035: Decoding the AI-2027.com timeline & debating human extinction. 💰 Tax-Free Riches? The parent-gifting retirement "ha...

100 Men vs 1 Gorilla + Reset Your Brain To Beat Burnout | Ep. 238 02.05.2025 1:33:44

Baiju-induced suffering, questionable gorilla math, critical China intel you won't hear elsewhere, and real talk on dodging burnout. Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 ⁠⁠http://alfalfapod.com⁠⁠ Join the Alfalfa Community Discord - ⁠⁠ / discord ⁠⁠ About the episode: 👀🧠 🤢 Ever tried Baiju? Witness the raw pain (and Nick's questionable peer pressure) as we kick off EP 238 with China&#3...

Should We Care More About Beauty? & Humanity's Greatest Weakness Vs AI | Ep. 237 26.04.2025 2:07:03

Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 ⁠http://alfalfapod.com⁠ Join the Alfalfa Community Discord - ⁠ / discord ⁠ About the episode: 👀🧠 Let's dive into episode 237! Are Trump's tariffs a genius masterstroke or economic chaos? 🤔 We're unpacking the wild ride for markets (especially #Bitcoin! 📈), #crypto's shifting narrative, and whether "Trump coin" actually has... fundamentals?! 😂 (Spoiler: D...

Will America Survive the Trump Administration? | Ep. 236 18.04.2025 1:54:16

Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 http://alfalfapod.com Join the Alfalfa Community Discord - / discord 💰Donate to the Pod: https://streamlabs.com/alfalfapod 🤝 Get Zbiotics (use code Alfalfa for 15% off): https://zbiotics.com/alfalfa 🏷 Check out Eight Sleep: https://bit.ly/eightsleepalfalfa (👉 Use code ALFALFA at checkout for a special discount.) About the episode: 👀🧠 Stuck questioning...

Which Extinct Animal Would You Bring Back + Steal This Business Idea | Ep. 235 11.04.2025 1:53:04

Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 http://alfalfapod.com Join the Alfalfa Community Discord - https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBY 💰Donate to the Pod: https://streamlabs.com/alfalfapod 🤝 Get Zbiotics (use code Alfalfa for 15% off): https://zbiotics.com/alfalfa 🏷 Check out Eight Sleep: https://bit.ly/eightsleepalfalfa (👉 Use code ALFALFA at checkout for a special discount.) *About the episode:* 👀🧠...