Alcohol & Anxiety

Jacob and Steven are out, so Stephanie has stepped in to help Jessica. It's a riveting episode, really. You should give it a listen...especially if you've ever wondered what women talk about.

Stagecoach is over and this trio is back. Well, kinda. Steven is absent for this episode as he still recovers. Jessica and Jacob briefly go over what it was like and how there experience was. Want to hear how it went? Well then, what are you waiting for!? Press play!

This episode sure talks about Stagecoach a lot, but sprinkled in there somewhere are pickup lines that are sure to help you out. Listen in and find the one that best suits you!

The power of the penis -- apparently it solves more problems than one.

Oh you know, just the usual gay, AI, sex talk. And if you didn't know, Amazon sells everything and Steven is your new "Handy-Man". That pretty much sums it all up.

Episode 69 starts off with a bang (no-pun intended). The first hour is chaotic, sexual, and hilarious. The second hour, things take a turn and they go deep (again, no pun intended). From fun to serious, this group says it all. Question is, how far will you go (in listening to the episode)?

Join this trio, in celebration of Steven's birthday, while he talks about his most recent sexual endeavors. You really don't want to miss it.

Welcome to The Alcohol & Anxiety Line, where you ask three less-than-qualified individuals for advise on your personal matters. While the advise provided may not be entirely helpful, it sure is entertaining to listen to.

Let's run through this real quick: Dickphobia, arranged marriages, sex, therapy, moon formation, gravity, operation paperclip, and more.

Remember when music was good and Friday nights were made better by TGIF!? Ya, those were the days. Now we're facing killer AI, holes in the sun, rediscovered continents, new found oceans, and so much more. What a time to be alive.

When a podcast is as random as this, it is hard to sum up what a single episode is about, but lets try this: A woman failed her driving test 959 times Pepsi cheated a guy out of a jet Stop identifying/classifying shooters Guns Garden gnomes Sex (of course) How to get away with murder (or not) the definition of "dumb" and so much nonsense at the end

CNN reports on "Digital Blackface". Men want more male representation in HR. And other random stuff. You're Welcome.

The universal saying for "I wasn't listening to your story" has always been summed up in three words: Damn, That's Crazy!! That is, until tonight. Thanks to Steven, we can now substitute that phrase with "There's stories everywhere". There really is no better way to tell people you don't give a shit about what they have to say than by responding with that. "Ya, cool story bro, they're everywhere!"...

Steven retells his most recent "hook up" story. Jacob went on a date. Jessica explains why Instagram won't recommend the Alcohol & Anxiety page to users. Are you shocked by any of it? Eh, neither are we.

Jessica and Steven take a trip down to Palm Springs. Jacob reminisces about his younger days. Kinda sounds like a lackluster episode, and maybe it is. Maybe it's not. There's only one way to find out....

Rainy days, do you love them or hate them? Do you agree or disagree with Tennessee's call on drag queens? Do you like hair in your mouth or is that the worst feeling in the world?

Do you have a soft spot for farts? Laugh uncontrollably every time you hear one? Do you enjoy a good ol' dutch oven? Or crop dusting? Then this episode is for you.

If this trio knows anything, it's that it's never too late to try to clean yourself of your sins. Ah, who are we kidding? They know nothing. Carry on and do you. Ask for forgiveness later.

...Penis sizes have increased. Anal fluids are a thing...maybe. And with a new device, all you long-distance relationship couples can now kiss your partners all day/every day with the help of new technology. Listen in if you wish to learn more useless facts.

Alcohol & Anxiety Podcast | Ya, we don't even know. Just listen.

Alcohol & Anxiety Podcast | The title of this episode would imply that someone in this group might know how to get away with crime -- Truth be told, they know nothing. But go ahead, give this episode a listen anyways. You may not learn anything, but you'll get a laugh out of it.

Alcohol & Anxiety Podcast | Jessica is an absolute child when it comes to talking about balls -- and as always, they somehow/someway manage to tie balls and vaginas into the conversation. It is what it is at this point and maybe the name of this podcast should change. Although, this episode does contain some educational information. It does involve vaginas and buttholes, but you'll have to tun...

Alcohol & Anxiety Podcast | On this episode, the trio spends a substantial amount of time talking about the male and female private parts. Jacob loves seeing thick labias, Steven wants to know how one takes pictures of their anus, and Jessica.....well, for someone that doesn't want to see all the penises, she's seen her fair share of crazy stuff.

Alcohol & Anxiety Podcast | On this episode of Alcohol & Anxiety, Jessica pretends to know football - the police are called to her house - and she makes up new words. Jacob and Steven are just there to make Jessica laugh. [Note from hosts] Utah!! You are blowing us away with your recent dedication and downloads of this podcast -- seriously, you guys came out of nowhere with this shit. Plea...

Alcohol & Anxiety Podcast | Holy hell - 50 Episodes!! These trash bags rang in their 50th episode with an intense foursome! The amount of tag-teaming that went on was exhausting and all the screaming was ear piercing. In the end, they all came together and had a great time.