AIN'T THAT SWELL

There was more drama at Main Break than a day time soap marathon as the guillotine finally fell on the CT dismissing big names and rookies alike to the Challanger Series while elevating others to a glory run back-half of the season and a shot at the Woz finals. But it's really all about Jack Robbo, Bella Nichols, Neckbeard Florence and Gabriela Bryan who bashed, slashed and took flight to dominate...

The Children of the Corn tour - proudly brought to you by Billabong - goes deep into second belly button territory, the home of penile shrinkage, to unveil the truth at the centre of the corn. Hold onto ya cobs Swellians! This one is a head spinning, thumbscrew rompahhhhh.. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Smiv and Deadly go deep plunge on all things BOWL as Australian surfing makes its long awaited resurgence on the rails of Tyler Wright and Callum Robson. It's the perfect road song as we put the pedal to the metal and burn our way to Margies for the dreaded mid season guillotine!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's show one of the new tour and GET FWAAAARKED its a hmaaad as a cut snake. Ross Clarke-Jones returns to the Central Coast with his old buddy Thomas Victor Carroll to discuss getting flogged on the rocks at Nazare, breaking his back at Backdoor, winning the Eddie and more! Special guests Molly and Micro break down the Women's Bong Pipe Pro and why the Aussies can't make the top 5 on the men's an...

Inside Gabriel Medina's meltdown, Marzo's bid for max CT cone-age at G Land, Koa Smith's mushy powered brain injury recovery, how to deal with demons, when not to send it on giant slabs, and much more.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Parko and Toby Cregan on joining the tinny army, miraculous tales of survival, and #Scummo blows it again.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hmmmmmmmmmmaaaddddd!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Smiv and Deadly scoff some laced dried fruit and journey to Snapper Rocks for the final day of the Usher Cup to dive deep with Rabbit, Pauline, Rocky Rawlings and Dingo Morrison on Slater’s ocean IQ, the timelessness of Hog, how meditation saved Dingo’s life by shutting down the head noise, women at Pipeline, Dingo’s Quik Pro win, how to properly surf Snapper, comments on the sur...

Hmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The tempestuous beast that is Sunset lived up to its mantel as expected dishing up a Whitman’s sampler of warps, wobbles and big, blue Polynesian bowls.   For the second time in as many events, a Hawaiian wildcard rose to the occasion, taking out the Elite Tour event and with it the Jeep Gold Leader’s jersey.  In the women’s Brisa Hennessy capped a momentous year for Co...

Smivvy sits down with the 1970s surf legend, Steve Cooney - the first man to surf Uluwatu, as depicted in the seminal surfing and counterculture film, Morning of the Earth, now in its 50th anniversary.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dive Deep into this Mini Episode  as Connor O'Leary takes us inside the Tomb at the Pipe Masters, while 3x West Peak Champion Joel Parkinson Nose the hidden secrets of Sunset!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kelly Slater produces the most spellbinding performance in surfing history, taking out the best Pipe Masters event in living memory.  Womens wildcard Moana Jones Wong does the cakewalk and stuffs her face with tubular glory at the end of it, taking out the women's.  Liam O'Brien opens up about breaking his leg at Backdoor, the Brazilians battle against the odds, Anzacs huck 'emselves int...

All-time Hawaiian surfing great and Pipe lunatic, Jamie O'Brien sacks up and answers to The Swellians!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s pure pro surfing nerdism at it’s most psyched as Smiv and Deadly leave no piece of blood soaked lava unturned in their preview the greatest show on Ocean and the first event of 2022 WOZ season. Will Da Goat arm bar father time and make the cunt tap out? Will Carissa, Steph and Tyler get royally served by the next Gen of Hawaiian rookies? Will the ANZAC battlers go deep in the cone...

Venture back to 2011 as Deadly travels up the old F3 from Sydney to the Steel City of Newcastle to watch Matt Hoy shove a home made meat sock straight into his pie hole. Oh....and he shaped a surfboard as well.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Absolutely torched from the day of festivities beforehand, under the influence of a cosmic apricot, wilting like dried lettuce in the sun, energy levels dangerously low, hovering in the red zone, enter the G(A)OAT, the Rabbit, the spirit animal of Australian surfing, Rabbit Bartholomew. Sit back, light some incense, say your oms , spark a buddha stick, and cop an earful of iconic surfing folk lore...

Merry La Nina, Happy New Years and I hope you get the lot Rona ya mutt! Smivvy and Deadly are back to break down all the shenanigans and chicanery from Tropical PSYclone Seth, including Vaughan’s now infamous First Australian fade. Smivvy and Stace Galbraith eat a cosmic apricot and go toe-to-toe with The Great Rabbit Bartholomew at the Burleigh Single Fin Festival. Gearoid Mcdaid phones in...

Owen Wright – the Gathed-up, Chopes-conquering, skullet-wielding, tube pig degenerate hmaaaaaaaaaaadman – gets tied to a chair inside Coopers Surf Shop Coffs Harbour for an all-Swellian waterboarding of epic proportions. Included within: The time Slater iced the Big O’s 11-year-old face off, the greatest wave he ever saw surfed at Aussie Pipe, his wildcard entry to the Pipe Maste...

It's the heaviest wave on earth. The locals, the wave, the reef, all signs point to danger. So how did 43 year old Japanese man get a piece of Pipeline named after him? And why is he alive to tell the tale? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A surf trip holiday disaster the whole family can enjoy!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Swellian Army take over the airwaves as Smiv and Deadly dedicate an entire episode to the whims and curiosities of surfing’s most committed corelords. Deep-diving on topics such as reptilian Musk, the benefits of macro, Vortex Shaman’s World Title prospects in 2022 and Da Goat, Da Goat, and more Da Goat! Eddie Rothman and Smiv have a full-blown "Angry-off” and among other thi...

It’s a fully charged bolt of Pro Surf Nerdism fired straight from the Haleiwa toilet bowl deep into your Challenger Series-loving corn hole. Featuring Whacko Jacko Baker and Connor O’Learyzy Brah phoning in from Honolulu, a breakdown of JJF’s Haleiwa masterclass, a look at Swellian Queen rookie India Robinson’s meat hack domination, and a full review of all the new faces on...

It's a Sensory Cornhole Blowout Deluxe! Smiv and Deadly ring in the festive season with a visual, aural, corneal schvitzing of hmaaaaad proportions! Featuring the winners and losers from Haleiwa, early season Backdoor cone-offs, the face melting wave carnage of Snapt4, Re-Pulse, Ethan Ewing in Mex and Stab Highway. Theres Goat Watch, Tulsi Watch and Reptile Watch, and don't blink cause Smiv is tee...

Abandoned by his mother at six, beaten and bloodied in brawls for respect at the beach and in the streets, an adolescence surrounded by drugs and violence, Jamie O'Brien might be at the top of the heap at Pipeline but it hasn't come easy.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.