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Moni and Patience visit Lady Liggett the mystic to have their fortunes read before they officially join the Medicine Show. Meanwhile, Julius tries to get out of trouble, while Eli confronts Victor the snake handler and Chester has a very unsettling job interview with Dr. Bleeker. Will Moni pass her second interview to join the show? What are Bleeker's plans for Chester? And what in god's name is t...

Our posse becomes more involved in the medicine show as they try to figure out their places in Junction. Chester and Julius make their debut performances, with varying results, as Julius finds a new nemesis and Chester continues to terrify the townsfolk. Eli explores the animal enclosures and avoids Pinky, while Moni and Patience finally meet with Dr. Bleeker to discuss their future with the show....

As Eli decides what to do in the aftermath of his serpentine encounter, Patience and Moni deal with something going "bang" in the night before giving the townsfolk plenty of bang for their buck in an interesting audition. What the hell is happening in this town? How will this ragtag group come together in the end - or will they? Transcript: Download Content Warnings: Profanity, Violence, Sexual Th...

There's trouble afoot in Junction, Texas, as the first half of our new posse arrives to join Dr. Bleeker's traveling medicine show. Eli the magician, Moni the acrobat, and Patience the sharpshooter quickly realize that things ain't quite right with these new folks they're performing for, and asking about it only leads to more questions. Transcript: Download Content warnings: Profanity, Violence, H...

After encountering the strange life forms that…live?...in this other world, the survivors now have more questions than they have answers, and at least one of them appears to be missing their body. With time running out, they all try desperately to get themselves back home, whatever the cost. What does the mysterious entity in Gracie’s body want? What’s with the glowing crystal balls? And who’s goi...

The surviving passengers on the night bus attempt to flee the burning vehicle as something inexplicably horrible pursues them. But the landscape around them is unfamiliar and inhospitable, and they may find that the horrors behind them pale in comparison to what lies ahead. What caused the bus to crash? Who brought them here? And what’s with the ominous stone fist in the middle of the desert? Tran...

While on the late night bus home in London’s east end, Freddy, Gracie, and Jake find themselves and their fellow passengers drawn into a mysterious other dimension when the bus suddenly crashes in the middle of nowhere. With tensions already high, the agitation and frustration grows as everyone attempts to work out what the hell just happened…and how to get home. Will anyone make it out of the bus...

The Taft siblings strike deeper into the dark woods of the holler in search of their missing Pa. Dark truths are unearthed and the family roots are untangled as they speak to Jinny, the wise witch, and follow the strange tracks to the bog. But some secrets are too much to bear, and the siblings may wish they'd let the past die there amidst the trees. What horrors await them in the bog? What really...

Deep in the Appalachian mountains, the adult Taft children Lorelei, Pistol, Blair, and Faith reunite at the old homestead to search for their missing father. Surrounded by memories and moonshine, the siblings uncover family secrets and old half-truths that some would prefer stay buried in the roots of their childhood home. What secrets will they learn about their family out amidst the trees? Trans...

The conclusion of our two-part Halloween Special for 2021. Scott Dorward is our Keeper of Arcane Lore for this special two-part Halloween Improv game of Call of Cthulhu. Join Scott along with Rina Haenze, Wes Davis, Joe Trier, and cuppycup. A family vacationing in Maine during Halloween encounters a totally-not-a-cult gathering. Transcript: Download **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** htt...

Scott Dorward is our Keeper of Arcane Lore for this special two-part Halloween Improv game of Call of Cthulhu. Join Scott along with Rina Haenze, Wes Davis, Joe Trier, and cuppycup. A family vacationing in Maine during Halloween encounters a totally-not-a-cult gathering. Transcript: Download **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 Thi...

Our investigators come to some terrifying conclusions as their ill-fated adventure in UNLAND finally ends (or does it?). Lives are shattered as easily as mirrors as dark truths come to light and reality proves only skin deep in this place. What is dead may never die, especially in UNLAND, and our parkour enthusiasts may learn that some things are, perhaps, even worse than death. What truths await...

Our investigators are pulled ever deeper into UNLAND, where new terrors await them at every turn. The familiar becomes the horrible as they quickly learn nothing - and no one - is what it seems. What's that in the mirror? Where's the exit? And does splitting the party ever lead to any good for anyone? With Keeper Scott Dorward and guest-starring Joe Trier and Eoghan from How We Roll. Transcript: D...

On this special mini-arc of Ain't Slayed Nobody: A long-shuttered amusement park with a scandalous past proves irresistible for our team of parkour enthusiasts looking to go viral. Flips and tricks abound as J0ns3y, Maxx, Kevin, and Jason film and bicker their way into a light bit of breaking and entering. What secrets lie beyond the shuttered gates of the Funland amusement park? What secrets are...

The night is dark and full of terrors for the McDonald family as their encounters with the cosmic horrors of Fairyland draw to their conclusion. The tenuous sanity holding the family to reality grow ever weaker as they learn the truth about the town's children and come face to face with their own nightmares. Is Maggie safe? Will anyone survive Fairyland? And worse...do they even want to? Transcrip...

Bill McDonald and his family try to settle into their new jobs after a traumatizing first night at Linty Farm. Cryptic comments from the townsfolk build the tension for our party, and it soon becomes clear that fear and terror are the order of the day in Cullingstone. What is wrong with the children in this town? Is Maggie safe? What unimaginable horrors lurk in the woods? And will Ol' McDonald li...

On this Ain't Slayed Nobody mini-arc: the ASN crew and guest Keeper Scott Dorward tackle the cosmic horrors of 19th century Scotland in Cthulhu Dark. Bill McDonald and his family arrive back in their ancestral homeland in the Scottish highlands, ready to take up a new life as homesteaders. But the family quickly discovers that something isn't quite right in woods around their new home, and a littl...

Join Scott Dorward, cuppycup, Rina Haenze, and Graeme Patrick for this World War Cthulhu: London series. In this debut episode, our investigators from the East End of London seek shelter from a German air raid during WW2. Meet new friends in the bomb shelter. Join Patreon to enjoy the rest of the series at https://patreon.com/aintslayed . **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.a...

At last, the stars are right! But for whom remains to be seen. The full scope of Brock's plans for Ellie, and for the world, are revealed in blood and darkness as Johnny calls on an unlikely ally and the sheriff reaches out to forces she may not be able to control. Who will win in the final showdown? Where's Erik? Can the world survive what's being unleashed upon it? Find out in this final ride do...

Events in Olvido race towards their inevitable conclusion in part 1 of the season finale. As Ellie emerges from stasis to seek her revenge and Johnny awakens from his horrific ordeal, the stars begin to align...but for what? Can Johnny find Jeremiah and reunite what's left of our beleaguered posse? Will he have the strength to complete the ritual that might be their best chance at salvation? Is El...

While Johnny and Jeremiah deal with their own traumas back in Olvido, Ellie and Father Flint face their individual fates at Colin Brock’s estate. Worlds collide for the Sheriff as she struggles to separate reality from dreams, and should she ever fight her way back, she may find that her allies are no longer as close or reliable as she would have hoped. As for the Father, his mission to save the l...

With the posse split, Jeremiah questions his fellow prisoner in the church basement. He learns a bit more about Colin Brock's motivation while trying to stay connected to reality. Meanwhile, Johnny asks Ida about the book he received from her curio stand in Las Cruces. How far down the rabbit hole will he go? Transcript: Download **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/...

Our posse, still reeling from the events of the last episode, try to escape the dangers pursuing them at every turn. But with the endgame in sight and madness nipping at their heels, the party may find themselves out of time and without a friend to turn to as past, present, and future begin to converge down these darker trails. Will Colin Brock ever pay for his sins? Can any of the party escape th...

The blood of Ellie's father cries out from the ground, and the truth about what happened to him has startling consequences for our posse as they struggle to cope with everything they've just learned. Johnny, Flint, and their new followers go looking for the other investigators, while Jeremiah continues to forge his own path. Will our investigators reunite in time to prevent disaster? What is Colin...

Dark secrets and hidden truths come to light as our posse continues to delve into the mysteries of Olvido. Lance and Ellie have a heart-to-heart with Colin Brock, while Johnny, Jeremiah, and Father Flint venture deeper into the dark heart of the hotel. What cosmic horrors await the party in their investigations? Will the mystery of Ellie's father's murder finally be revealed? And what (or who) is...