cuppycup & Scott Dorward

Ain't Slayed Nobody | Call of Cthulhu Actual Play

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Ain’t Slayed Nobody is a Call of Cthulhu actual play podcast that blends eldritch horror, Weird West storytelling, and dark comedy. Hosted by cuppycup and Scott Dorward, we run cinematic TTRPG adventures with roleplaying, rich sound design and tight edits. New to the show? Jump into the latest one‑shot or start the Y'all of Cthulhu campaign in Down Darker Trails. Follow us to join the posse and face what slithers in the dark. We’ve told stories in systems like The Between, Cthulhu Dark, Cosmic Dark, and Public Access, but our heart is in Chaosium Call of Cthulhu RPG games. We blend roleplaying...

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cuppycup & Scott Dorward

Episodes

Lakeview 3/3 - Renovations 28.03.2024 49:10

Our Lakeview visitors experience the resort in all of its glory. (Part 3 of 3) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Gore, Manipulation, Profanity, Violence Patreon suggestions used in the game: The w...

Lakeview 2/3 - Escape 21.03.2024 58:52

The visitors to Lakeview realize this resort is more uncanny than they originally thought. (Part 2 of 3) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Manipulation, Profanity Player Characters Scott Dorward a...

Lakeview 1/3 - Checking In 14.03.2024 53:22

A group of travel influencers meet at a lakeside resort where everything seems off. (Part 1 of 3) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Manipulation, Profanity Player Characters Scott Dorward as Keepe...

The Lengian Job 6/6 - Mountains of Madness 14.02.2024 1:05:37

The team attempts to capture a baby mountain. (Part 6 of 6) Guest starring Zach and Luke from Pretending to be People **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Fire, Gun use, Harm to Animals, Manipulation...

The Lengian Job 5/6 - Pressure 07.02.2024 47:49

The team decides whether to interfere with the conflict they caused or find passage to the mountains. (Part 5 of 6) Guest starring Zach and Luke from Pretending to be People **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTEN...

The Lengian Job 4/6 - Trolloping 31.01.2024 47:55

The team finds themselves in a strange land inhabited by creatures the size of trucks or busses. (Part 4 of 6) Guest starring Zach and Luke from Pretending to be People **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WAR...

The Lengian Job 3/6 - Siblengs 24.01.2024 49:11

Team Siblengs meets a potential new member for their journey to Leng. (Part 3 of 6) Guest starring Zach and Luke from Pretending to be People **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Profanity, Spiders P...

The Lengian Job 2/6 - Surprise 17.01.2024 46:50

The "team" meets Dr. Surprise and embarks on their new mission. (Part 2 of 6) Guest starring Zach and Luke from Pretending to be People **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Profanity Player Character...

The Lengian Job 1/6 - Book Room 10.01.2024 48:18

Four prospective members of The Athenaeum are given a mountain of a task. (Part 1 of 6) Guest starring Zach and Luke from Pretending to be People **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Profanity Player...

Christmas Stalking 2/2 - Deck the Halls 13.12.2023 56:12

The sorority sisters learn the horrible truth about who is behind the prankish murders. (Part 2 of 2) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Alcohol Abuse, Body Horror, Drug Use, Gore, Harm to Pregnant...

Christmas Stalking 1/2 - Up on the Housetop 12.12.2023 1:11:40

Tensions boil for sorority sisters at their Christmas party. (Part 1 of 2) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Alcohol Abuse, Body Horror, Drug Use, Gore, Harm to Pregnant Person, Profanity, Violenc...

She Moves Backwards 4/4 - Fire in a Theater 07.12.2023 48:26

Our investigators realize their role in the private screening is more than they bargained for. (Part 4 of 4) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Body Horror, Bugs/Insects, Fire, Gore, Profanity, Vio...

She Moves Backwards 3/4 - The Power of Cinema 06.12.2023 46:06

Our investigators partake in private screenings and castle exploration, some more willingly than others. (Part 3 of 4) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Body Horror, Bugs/Insects, Gore, Profanity...

She Moves Backwards 2/4 - Gimghoul Castle 01.12.2023 47:53

Our investigators consider crashing a VIP party after the screenings. (Part 2 of 4) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Profanity Player Characters Ross Bryant as Keeper of Arcane Lore Nic Rosenberg...

She Moves Backwards 1/4 - Scream Fest 29.11.2023 49:51

Four attendees of the Southern Scream Fest have a brush with fame. (Part 1 of 4) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Profanity Player Characters Ross Bryant as Keeper of Arcane Lore Nic Rosenberg as...

The Waking Children 4/4 - The Woken Man 13.11.2023 53:21

Tensions mount at The Longdale House as our investigators are attacked on multiple fronts. Guest Keeper Harlan Guthrie. (Part 4 of 4) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Betrayal, Body Horror, Child...

The Waking Children 3/4 - The Orphanage 07.11.2023 47:43

Our team of four heads to The Longdale House for answers. Guest Keeper Harlan Guthrie. (Part 3 of 4) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Profanity Player Characters Harlan Guthrie as Keeper of Arcan...

The Waking Children 2/4 - The Bookshop 31.10.2023 1:02:59

Four strangers have come together to solve a mystery. They investigate the family home and an apartment over the bookshop. Guest Keeper Harlan Guthrie. (Part 2 of 4) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNIN...

The Waking Children 1/4 - The Morgue 24.10.2023 1:13:46

Four witnesses to a suicide in Arkham are pulled into a bizarre investigator. Guest Keeper Harlan Guthrie. (Part 1 of 4) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Alcohol Abuse, Harm to Teenagers, Profani...

Eclipse of the Heart 3/3 - Take On Me 19.10.2023 1:03:07

Our student investigators confront the source of what is ruining their prom. (Part 3 of 3) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Profanity, Sexual Harassment, Violence Player Characters Rina Haenze as...

Eclipse of the Heart 2/3 - Poison 18.10.2023 44:29

The love bug that's struck prom isn't just weird, it's dangerous! Our student investigators seek help. (Part 2 of 3) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Profanity, Sexual Harassment, Violence Player...

Eclipse of the Heart 1/3 - Physical 17.10.2023 53:12

Four members of the prom committee begin the best night of their lives, maybe. (Part 1 of 3) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Misogyny, Profanity, Violence Player Characters Rina Haenze as Keeper...

SCIENCE! 3/3 - High Society 15.09.2023 40:23

The investigators explore the dangerous world beyond the portal. (Part 3 of 3) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Gaslighting, Insects (centipedes), Profanity, Violence Patreon suggestions used in...

SCIENCE! 2/3 - Out of Nowhere 14.09.2023 47:23

The investigators stumble upon a discovery made by other scientists in the society. (Part 2 of 3) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Gaslighting, Insects (centipedes), Profanity, Violence Player Ch...

SCIENCE! 1/3 - Head First 13.09.2023 49:33

A society of pseudoscientists gathers to solve the mystery of a missing staff member. (Part 1 of 3) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Drugging, Gaslighting, Profanity, Violence Player Characters S...