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Taco Bell's Mexican Pizza is back before Jesus, back on the Taco Bell menu and back in my belly! Is Taco Bell secretly rewarding us for being fat by bringing back the Mexican Pizza? Do us guys REALLY have to be friends with our barbers?? IS DOJA CAT BEING A LOVER OF FACE SITTING SOME OF THE BEST NEWS EVER??? Big nose, BIG pleasure AND MORE on "The Mexican Pizza is the Reverse Cowgirl of Fast Food"...

Another April = another edition of the New York International Auto Show coming through to make the rounds, tempting us with all kinds of cars ... FOR ME TO ROAST! 😂 😂 Did Kia possibly have the UGLIEST hybrid car on display? Is the auto show some people's excuse to be homeless in a cleaner setting?? WAS I SO TURNED ON BY A BENTLEY THAT I WAS READY TO HAVE IT PARK/SIT ON MY FACE??? High End annual...

Formerly Known As a "class act" and "swell fella", Keith Lee is now to forever be known as and redubbed THIEF LEE because that man stole! Yes, I'm just as shocked as you are BUT bro to the show/past guest Supa Nitro has presented quite the compelling case as well as EVIDENCE that he had his finishing move STOLEN by a (FKA) Mr. Keith "Bearcat" Lee!!! Has Keith Lee been playing too much WWE 2K and d...

Some women get joy out of slightly distracting you at the gym with a perfectly sculpted ass so that you purposely injure yourself ... and others are straight up EVIL!!! Proof? Look at Jada Pinkett Smith!!! Do ladies perfect their bodies for the sake of sabotaging us GOOD men? Would you tolerate your daughter writing a letter to a DEAD ex-boyfriend/"REALLY good friend" of mommy, asking him to come...

LISTEN! 2022 IS THE YEAR THAT I HAVE HAD ENOUGH WITH THE DUMBEST OR THE WEIRDEST COMMUNITIES OUT THERE TODAY!! THE FIRST BATCH TO GET IT??? DEEZ FLAT EARTHERS!!! How much is TOO MUCH to pay some of deez NBA to dribble, oh right, ROUND OBJECTS for a living? Would Elliot Stabler EVER stand a chance of making Kirby confess to he/she/its MANY crimes?? FORGET DEEZ ALIENS EXISTING OR NOT: ARE THEY GIVIN...

Singer/Producer/Engineer/Father/Uber connoisseur and owner of a government name cool enough to use as his artist(é) name, Just Cyntje is living proof of that old saying: “Excellence Is not a skill, it’s an attitude!!!" What's the cut-off age for shoving your kid into a stroller to get somewhere fast? Is a poorly-mixed/engineered song like having a cute but ashy baby?? ARE WE NOW SO ADVANCED AND BO...

DC dropped the ball (or the Bat) SO HARD! 😡 They had the GREATEST possible marketing ploy right under their noses and they FLUBBED it!! DOJA CAT WOMAN!!! Did cross fit Batman (Robert Pattison) actually stand a chance against Doja Cat Woman tho? Why is DC trying to fool us into thinking that 2 hours and 55 minutes is THAT much less than 3 hours and 4 mins?? IS COLIN FARRELL AS THE PENGUIN GONNA GE...

Pete Davidson is EAZY-LY beating YE (FKA Kanye) at this thing called "life" ... oh and also at being a better person, which cost you NOTHING to do too, YE!!! Did Kim Kardashian trade up by getting with Pete Davidson now? Was Pete Davidson buying an old Staten Island Ferry with Colin Jost PROOF that he's better than Ye?? IS DJ KHALED 1 OF THE (LITERALLY) BIGGEST FRAUDS IN THE WHOLE MUSIC INDUSTRY??...

My Life was never EAZY! Especially after having seen ... "IT" ... what?? oh, you know, nothing ... just (formerly known as Kanye) Ye's MASSIVE BBC!!! 😭 Who's Kim gonna run to and defend if Ye and Pete hopefully/finally cum 2 blows? How does Kim even bring up her s*x tape with the kids when they're old enough?? DID MEDIA TAKE OUT SCAR ME FOR LIFE BY SHOWING ME KANYE'S C*CK??? Deep, Dark, Dirty Sec...

It's Florida OR BUST for the ALWAYS controversial guest/friend/bro to the show, political correspondent/analyst/grumpy bastard "I Am Mix", who is SICK and TIRED of what's been happening to NYC post-p*ndemic!!! Is Mix right to compare the v*ccine m*ndate to a "social" credit score? Is Florida now the safe-haven for those fed up with the m*ndates taking over?? DOES PETE DAVIDSON HAVE A PRIVATE, NAUG...

**"Sukker Stang" = Norwegian for "Candy Cane" BTW** Maybe this is dropping later than it should ... OR maybe Ol' St. Nick's been keeping his little "Norwegian Candy Cane" tucked away for so long, it HAD to come out eventually?!?!? Mrs. Claus/Clause got Thanos-snapped! I ain't late!! Santa's been too busy rockin' around the Christmas Tree to keep his secret life a secret anymore!!! 1ST/NEW SINGLE f...

Norway having their way with Santa Claus lore while I missed Jay-Z's 52nd birthday BUTT make up for it by re-imagining his 1st date/most stressful life test with Beyonce!!! So Mrs. Claus don't exist in Norway? Was Jay-Z shaking like Michael J. Fox when he was getting ready for that 1st night with Beyonce?? IS MY DINNER WITH JAY-Z OFFER OFF THE TABLE FOREVER AFTER THIS EPISODE??? Fortune favors the...

Part 2 of 2 of an AhhFuGGiT Thanksgiving week celebration! The complaints take NO days off, especially during the most hollow-est time of the year!! 😑 😑 Should we be shaming or praising Raekwon the Chef for loving "Grease" the movie? Did Jack/Leo DiCaprio only die in "Titanic" because Rose was too damn selfish?? DOES KURZCA HAVE THE KIND OF ASS TO TURN ANYONE INTO A FAN OF FACE SITTING??? Happy...

Part 1 of 2 of an AhhFuGGiT Thanksgiving week celebration! The complaints take NO days off, especially during the "hollow days"!!! "Blue Beans?" Will ¿Who Diss? ever kick his caffeine addiction?? ARE TURKEYS SO DUMB THAT THEY ACTUALLY DROWN THEMSELVES IN THE RAIN??? Happy Hollow-days AND MORE on "Thx 4 Nothing!! Pt. 1" EP 26 of AhhFuGGiT!!! LIKE | RATE | COMMENT | FOLLOW | SUBSCRIBE 2 AhhFuGGiT!!!...

on Cloud nine and fresh off of a HUGE co-sign from @T Pain , friend to the show/awesome AF Meli Murfyy came through to chat after wrapping up her "Peace and Bonfire Fest" performance, and brought along the talented Toni (IG: @peaveywonder) from "ANLMA" and "Calór" fame, as well as the obscenely, insanely, multi-talented Dr. Mikey Martinez, M.D.! Was the T-Pain co-sign for her single "Inhale" so un...

I gave my immune system MORE than enough time to hibernate! Back 2 attack the elephant/BEAR in the room!! The mis-adventure of ¿Who Diss?, "Da BARE Catcher!"!! Was the (female) Bear in 2015’s “The Revenant” a little TOO into Leonardo DiCaprio? Is Leo DiCaprio the Derek Jeter of the acting world as far the ladies are concerned?? WILL WHO “DA BARE CATCHER” DISS EVER GET THE CHANCE TO PET A LEGIT BEA...

Calling out the Queen of England on her obnoxiousness, the hilarious host of the "Blue Is Beautiful" podcast Ellocin Daz joined me in exposing Queen Elizabeth’s only REAL, royal pains: what color hat she’s gonna use that day to stylishly-oppress the people of Great Britain 🇬🇧!! Do you need a Canadian Turkey’s consent before making it the main dish on the thanksgiving table? Is an eel wiggling thro...

Every celebrity's worst fear: being the last one to find out about your porn-star look alike/twin/doppelgagger! Does Sasha Banks even care that Teanna Trump is literally her doppelgagger/porn twin? Is a bullying/garment shaming girlfriend the WORST kind of bully to deal with?? IS JEFF BEZOS SO RICH THAT HE COULD CLONE ANY WOMAN OF HIS CHOOSING AT ANY GIVEN POINT AND TIME??? Going commando in the s...

Bacon Egg and Cheese on a Honey Bun validation, a dead ass/honest "Donda" review AND trying to find the "good" in Drake's newest, "Certified Lover Boy", along with Bro to the Show, Brenden, with a special appearance from the (other) nicest thing to come out of Brooklyn: The Brooklyn Bridge!!! How early is TOO EARLY to circumsize? Has the US been enabling disabled athletes disabilities this whole t...

Listen! September's BEEN tainted/defamed enough already throughout the anal's (lol) of history: 9/11 ... Green Day "When September Ends" ... my birthday glory being stolen from me thx to my girlfriend's sister deciding to make MY BIRTHDAY her "WEDDING" day!!! (9/12) How did i decide to show thanks to my newly discovered international listeners? Should para-lympians get a free pass when it comes to...

Bro to the Show KnowItAll is back and he's HUNGRY for beats and bigger paydays for his God-Tier level bars! No games with this guy!! No scope head-shot precision with every verse/project, especially with the just released "Music Saved Me" EP, executive produced by "Skip The Kid"!!! How is this guy staying busier than most while waiting on a whole new kidney? Are grills just cooler, adult braces??...

Imagine being SOOO talented at being a skilled DOCTOR (to be) AND a SELF-TAUGHT Deadly Drummer/Genius Guitarist/Pensive Pianist/Sultry Singer AND Song Writer, that you have to settle (for now) with being a PA, JUST so you can balance out being a MASTER of ALL??? THIS is the daily dilemma of (very soon to be) DOCTOR Mike Martinez!!! So ridiculously humble that don’t you DARE call him JUST a PA cuz...

GOD level DAMN near with the flow, it's Flow God (@IAmFlowGod) elaborating on what gives him the ability to dominate the track/beat like...well...a (not literally) GOD!!! Why is he going down the single record route to build up an audience vs. an EP or full project to start off? Should you be playing his new single "No License" while being detained for a routine traffic check?? IS FLOW GOD GONNA B...

DC higher ups SWEAR that Bruce Wayne/Batman would NEVER BUTT...how is he gonna subdue deez women then?? EXACTLY!! Is the "The Swiss Slice" pizza shop soo good that it makes me actually WANT travel to Brooklyn? Is Bruce Wayne's only resort to stop the rise of female villains in Gotham via cunninglingus?? Did the universe reward Ben Affleck NOT getting his solo Batman flick by gifting him (still) ho...

BACK from a brief break/hiatus with a full plate of hot takes! A mini/little travel vlog-esque recap ft. @AllIDoIsMix (sorta) of that time in 2021 when we went 2 Philly 4 Cheesesteaks, mask-shaming and bitching about fat mannequins! Are Philly Cheesesteaks under seasoned and overrated? Is Deer Park brand water worse than chugging down your own vomit?? WHY DID NIKE GIVE IN TO THE WOKE CULTURE AND G...