Ah My Guys

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone chortle while talking about Don trying to find evidence of Jerry enjoying birds, eggshells leading to eviction, summertime backpack broccoli, a celebrity follow up on the yolk controversy, Tone missing out but in a way still being able to join in on the most recent Reel Guy Time watchalong, perfect roles for actors, the joys of watching Mickey 17, producing a...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone blab about disgusting nose and mouth messes, birds attempting to invade Jerry's apartment, a lack of fat birds, a lot of bird talk, like too much bird talk, the availability of different kinds of eggs, the contradictory existence of L's in various words, inappropriate ways to do air quotes, another excursion into pocket snacks, Jerry's favorite...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone talk about weird high school trends, the legend of the real-life Crocodile Dundee, Jerry's neighbor's new and potentially problematic hobby, highly accessible cattle prod investments, a brand new way to utilize electric stimulation, the year of the piss making an early entrance, the problems with communal showers, the top earning movies of all time,...

In this episode Don, Jerry, and Tone recover from a wild Cinco de Mayo while talking about conversational pet peeves, the worst way to order milk, Jerry's infatuation with cougars, rearranging nipples and belly buttons, Don's creative way to create his own font, Jerry's restaurant encounters, a follow up to Jerry's Roald Dahl letter, the anus that made Britain great, a horrid e...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone talk about the issues with how tennis is scored, Rob Schneider movies without Adam Sandler, the logistics of having a bald head, how Bic became successful, the accolades of Snoop Dogg, white boy dreadlocks, an update on a Bryce Mitchell beatdown, the Ultimate Fighter show, Don lacking knowledge with celebrity deaths, more problematic tweets from Kanye, The Guy...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone are finally reunited to talk about how Jerry elite appearances, Jerry's and Tone's vacations, the difference between nips, shooters, and airplane bottles, a very Jerry mishap, Don's airport back and forths, a delectable surprise from Papa Don, Jerry's false relationship with Roald Dahl, why The Guys don't believe in Santa, Tone's...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone go on and on about questionable filters popular on Instagram, Don's algorithm problems, Jamon's unique choice in videos to share, Don's social media woes, finding Maxim magazines at a dentist office, Jerry's virtual war with a Portuguese family, Tone and Jerry's weekend casino trip, how to improve on Uber Eats, Don's infuriation a...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone chat about poor A/C nomenclature, a problematic choice in musical number for the hit movie Osmosis Jones, a misconception on a pet rock product pitch, what a doctor actually is, another Jerry poop story, Don's experience with a confusing bathroom, Kevin James in Pokemon TCG Pocket, side tangents with various movies, Flat Stanley school projects, how the c...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone, go on and on and on about the key similarities between all butt rock bands, Jerry's introductions single-handedly creating the need for a video aspect to the podcast, Jerry's and his buddy's moist issues, Tone crushing it at the big gamba, tattoo mishaps, cheese related crimes, Don's pocket snack time, the community helping out with male w...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone dissociate while talking about what kids did for fun in the 60's, themed introductions, the cause of Don's bout of bubble gut, Don's weird product reviews, The Guys' hot rice opinions, the cost of Jerry to face his greatest fear, the legality and practicality of owning crows, the origins of goth girl crushes, Tone once again talking about a...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone gag while they talk about alternative male tucking, the illustrious and botanical taste of Jeppson's Malort (thanks Tyler!), fully falling down as an adult, potentially inaccurate sitcom trivia, a squirt of Don's dubious punishment concoction, unusual sights at metal shows, Don and Tone's vamping time, cockpits or cocks in the pit, Tone's w...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone mumble about Jerry's word misconceptions, the backstory of Obey the Walrus, early YouTube viral videos, Jimmy Buffett tributes, immaculate barbecue vibes, the United States having a contingency plan for every scenario, cockroach milk, bird poop statistics, male whilk, the rabbit hole of alternative animal milks, the existence of thick water, Tone's t...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone blab about Tone receiving insults at work, various holes of the human body, Don's gym parking lot observations, the horrors of past Four Lokos, Jerry spying on parked cars, how to make Malort worse with durian, medieval weapon nomenclature, Tone's refusal for pickles, Jerry's past flubs, the pronunciation of interesting, how most breakfast foods...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone go on and on about pigs lasting way too long, logistics of animal husbandry, Jerry's true hatred for everything avian for only one particular reason, Don's toilet paper deep dive, The Guys' heritage based inventions, radiation poisoning horror stories, Don's hatred for the March Patreon watch-along, Jerry's list of crazy coincidences,...

This week Don, Jerry, and Tone blab about push and wiping, Jerry's need for unruly hair clarification, unfortunately pink socks, unsightly parts of dogs, the official definition of gooning, the prevalence of sexy books, Jerry's environmentally conscious house rule, a disappointing reveal for a video on a couple of hungry gals, perilous speeds of a cruise ship, bad movie theater experienc...

This week Don, Jerry, and Tone talk about discoveries on two girls, one cup, Jerry's adventurous weekend, body instruments, competitive gooning, the Super Bowl half-time show, meeting comedy stars on the street, missed plugging opportunities, handing out mix tapes on the street, vulgar beefing, logistics of owning a wrist sundial, Pokemon compatibility, usefulness of protection in the shower,...

In this episode Don, Jerry, and Tone yap about wet dreams, other kinds of wet dreams, eccentric use cases for foreskin, human yeast baked goods, the legend of Bum Farto, heinous pickle related crimes, the pinnacle of human comfort, origins of the word cocktail, how to make horses more lively, medical sounding, the rational fear of having to partake in a police sketch description, upgrading from 3...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone discuss how to improve the banana, the reality of the Spanish chocolate man, the existence of a lil tyrant, the butthole burglar, being a man and using their hands, Don's extra body parts, unspeakable jar shenanigans, unusual teacher actions, the irony of Jerry's lack of perfect attendance, The Guy's historical birthday facts, who should be play...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone, talk about tv star mannerisms, the problem with banana flavored products, a solution to Jerry's rampant head banging, Elon Musk's recent questionable actions, childhood phases, a historical monster's reason for destruction, Tone's movie game, Guy ASMR, the problem with Spiderman, how truly awful Jerry's diner is, hot dog straws, Costc...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and special guest Tone discuss how Jerry single handedly turned the Don community against Don, Don's new wallet, the moment Don learned that actions have consequences, jacked Spongebob fingers, culturally significant films, doomsday Oreo bunkers, attempting to decipher old notes, Jerry's recent diner experience, a past viral Denny's video, tips for not g...

In this episode Don, Jerry, and regular guest Gui talk about the first backflip in history, Don's latest existential crisis, Gui Pavloving the rest of The Guys, Gui's beef with Jerry, ups and downs of concert experiences, Jerry's drunk stories, Gui's fun history facts, having weak ankles, pickleball opinions, the societal change of having an extra bone, hermaphrodites in nature...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and special guest Gui, talk about terrible voice impressions, holiday stories, surprising Gui with a blast from the past, adults with braces, origins of the Crimson Chin, spelling bee stories, problematic elementary school faculty, an attempt at accents, Don's discovery of Monica Lewinsky, Gui's toilet tips, having long taints, the outrageous actions of a ban...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone chat about Jerry's infectious noise making, Don's fantasy league fantasies, Quentin Tarantino's power moves, a return to DDD, foods locked into specific times of the day, what corning is, showering with eggs, the enigma of naming pickles, the most popular jingles, karaoke stories, finding a random can of anchovies, worst tasting beverages, wheth...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone discuss Don's struggle to introduce the podcast, confusing toothpaste branding, Jerry's antiquated terms, windshield wiper anxiety, Spy Kids thumb monsters, Sylvester Stallone's best movies, wallet travesties, Don's old nickname, debating if this episode should be released in the first place, and catching predators, all while ignoring the i...

This episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone talk about misplacing Ronnie, Don building the railroads, a new season of the podcast, Don's chaotic (and possibly rigged) game of telephone, Jerry making Tone's hands look big, being eight-legged freaks, the dichotomy of wind breakers, yo-yo stories, Jerry's introduction to fan service in anime, the contradictions of Japan, Tone's woeful work...