Agony Rants

While Niamh and Gearóid are taking a short break from the podcast we are unlocking our favourite Vintage Rants episodes from the archive. Thank you very much for your understanding and support of the show! We'll be back and better than ever very soon. If you would like to hear more Vintage Rants, support the show and sign up here! Gearóid's tour-dates are ⁠⁠⁠here. Learn more about your ad choices....

Gearoid sent someone a signed photo who got annoyed and Niamh did an upsetting school visit.  In the mailbag we have a new mother who was left by her husband and now he wants to return and member of a throuple who wants to introduce their partners to his parents.  We have merch! For God's sake please buy our totes. Check out the merch store to support the show by buying yourself a present. If you...

Gearoid has a surprising update about his cat and Niamh is annoyed about her doomscrolling ads. In the mailbag we have an overbearing colleague and a rural gay guy with a stray dog.  We have merch! For God's sake please buy our totes. Check out the merch store to support the show by buying yourself a present. If you would like to support us we would love for you to become a member of ⁠⁠⁠HeadStuff+...

Gearoid doesn't want to go to war and Niamh has been summoned into action against rats.  In the mailbag we have a partner who is struggling with her partner's newfound veganism and another from someone who is dating someone who is loaded, it's not to show off they actually have a problem with it.  We have merch! For God's sake please buy our totes. Check out the merch store to support the show by...

Gearoid has got a tattoo and Niamh's son is returning to the fold. In the mailbag we have a letter from a straight man loving gay man. We have merch! For God's sake please buy our totes. Check out the merch store to support the show by buying yourself a present. If you would like to support us we would love for you to become a member of ⁠HeadStuff+⁠ and leave us a lovely rating/review on whatever...

Gearoid and Niamh remember their exams. Gearoid is convinced he should have been another Beethoven. In the mailbag we have a mother in law problem and a houseshare nightmare. We have merch! For God's sake please buy our totes. Check out the merch store to support the show by buying yourself a present. If you would like to support us we would love for you to become a member of HeadStuff+ and leave...

Gearoid and Niamh are killing plants left right and centre.  In the mailbag we have a new listener who has a story about an ex selling their car and another listener who had a spark with an uber driver.  We have merch! For God's sake please buy our totes. Check out the merch store to support the show by buying yourself a present. If you would like to support us we would love for you to become a me...

Gearoid has met some Agony Rants listeners and he is furious at Niamh for not working on an album.  and Niamh has been baking and it's not as dry as he expected and we bring down AI by asking for a bio for Niamh.  In the mailbag we have someone who is waiting around for someone who doesn’t deserve him and someone who is dealing withe bully at work. We have merch! For God's sake please buy our tote...

Gearoid has been baking and it's not as dry as he expected and we bring down AI by asking for a bio for Niamh.  In the mailbag we have someone who has found old videos in their parents attic and we have an explosive grindr hookup with definitely not enough information.  We have merch! For God's sake please buy our totes. Check out the merch store to support the show by buying yourself a present. I...

Niamh is back from her travels and Gearoid's cat has been ghosted by a hotel.  In the mailbag we have someone questioning if they are a bad friend and someone who is going through the peri-menopause. Gearoid had the good sense to stay quiet for this.  We have merch! For God's sake please buy our totes. Check out the merch store to support the show by buying yourself a present. If you would like to...

Niamh is off to Norway to make a documentary and Gearoid has just read the blurb for his Edinburgh show and is Horrified. In the mailbag we have a guy who has broke the rules of the gay sisterhood and a calamitous lesbian wedding. We have merch! For God's sake please buy our totes. Check out the merch store to support the show by buying yourself a present. If you would like to support us we would...

Niamh is back from a Eurovision gig in Manchester and Gearoid doesn’t see the point of the Amazon space ride. In the mailbag we have someone who is socially exhausted and a cat called pickles playing havoc with a broken up couple. We have merch! For God's sake please buy our totes. Check out the merch store to support the show by buying yourself a present. If you would like to support us we would...

Gearoid is grand marshall of a pride parade and Niamh is getting ready for junior Eurovision. In the mailbag we have someone who's sister is in a relationship with his bully and someone who wants to support their potentially gay child in the future. We have merch! For God's sake please buy our totes. Check out the merch store to support the show by buying yourself a present. If you would like to s...

Gearoid has had an operation and is enjoying the painkillers and Niamh is playing nurse to her husband. In the mailbag we have someone who has reconnected with a school friend and someone who is struggling with their new inlaws. We have merch! For God's sake please buy our totes. Check out the merch store to support the show by buying yourself a present. If you would like to support us we would lo...

Niamh is feeling her age on a tv show and Gearoid is furious about a selective loyalty card. In the mailbag we have someone who has moved home and is looking to find their feet and someone who's daughter wants to be an influencer. We have merch! For God's sake please buy our totes. Check out the merch store to support the show by buying yourself a present. If you would like to support us we would...

Niamh wants to be in a musical and has the perfect part in mind and Gearoid is nursing a sick cat. In the mailbag we have a singleton who has become a serial hobbyist and someone who is unsure about her friend's relationship with her ex-husband.  We have merch! For God's sake please buy our totes. Check out the merch store to support the show by buying yourself a present. If you would like to supp...

Gearoid is concerned about his sick cat and Niamh is concerned about Gearoid. In the mailbag we have a listener with a sulky partner and someone who is considering getting back with their ex! We have merch! For God's sake please buy our totes. Check out the merch store to support the show by buying yourself a present. If you would like to support us we would love for you to become a member of Head...

Niamh is dog sitting and Gearóid is be indeed by the white house. In the mailbag we have a problem from a rejected cat owner and an Temu addict who is making Gearóid face a harsh reality. If you would like to support us we would love for you to become a member of HeadStuff+ and leave us a lovely rating/review on whatever platform you listen on. Gearóid is on tour the rest of his dates are at https...

This week Niamh and Gearóid are celebrating Gearóid's least favourite holiday - St. Patrick's Day. Gearoid has decided to give up chocolate and Niamh's been singing on the train. In the mailbag we tackle a father with peculiar ideas who wants to run for election and a messy work fling. If you would like to support us we would love for you to become a member of HeadStuff+ and leave us a lovely rati...

Gearoid has been ejected from dancing with the stars and is waiting patiently for the violent protests to start and Niamh has a new brownie board. we are joined once again by Stephen Vincent Gearoid’s dance partner. In the mailbag we have a problem from an overwhelmed new mother and there are intense disagreements about whether or not cooking is important when a chef asks if she should stay with h...

Gearoid is living in a bubble and not watching the news and is descending into chaos and Niamh is fully supportive of this. In the mailbag we have a problem from someone whose sister is dating her ex and another from someone who is allergic to patchouli. If you would like to support us we would love for you to become a member of HeadStuff+ and leave us a lovely rating/review on whatever platform y...

Niamh has a bone to pick with Gearoid about his "Dancing With The Stars" performance. In the mailbag we have a problem from someone who is dating a fussy eater and a man who's dad has long black hair. If you would like to support us we would love for you to become a member of HeadStuff+ and leave us a lovely rating/review on whatever platform you listen on. Gearóid is on tour the rest of his dates...

Gearóid has been clamped it’s Niamh’s birthday. In the mailbag we have a problem from someone who is getting consumed by conspiracy theories, someone who is struggling with their sexuality and someone who has bought a murder house. If you would like to support us we would love for you to become a member of HeadStuff+ and leave us a lovely rating/review on whatever platform you listen on. Gearóid i...

Gearoid is dancing to "In Your Eyes" and Niamh is rehearsing with some other Eurovision winners for a special performance. In the mailbag we have a letter from someone who has just met their awful sister in law and another form someone who is deeply in love with someone they work with. We have merch! For God's sake please buy our totes. Check out the merch store to support the show by buying yours...

Gearoid and Niamh vent about slow cookers. Perhaps neither of them know how to use them but that's not the point. In the mailbag we have someone about to end a relationship that had a tricky start and we also help someone with a deep linking incident. We have merch! For God's sake please buy our totes. Check out the merch store to support the show by buying yourself a present. If you would like to...