Afternoonified

This really is an episode about an airport. But like...a very special airport full of Lizard people and alien languages and the New World Order. Oh yeah, there's also a giant blue horse with glowing red eyes and an anatomically correct body.

Back when everyone was still agonizing over their sourdough loaves, Emily and Sara took a look at what actually goes into that bread. There's a history lesson, there's some molecule talk, and there's even a recipe for a jalapeno cheddar bread that will blow your mind.

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You seem like you need a little break...good news, Emily and Sara have a top 5 list of weird amusement park rides that will be like going to your own private Six Flags! Video Links 5 Escape From Pompeii 4 Cave Train Adventure 3 Wicker Man 2 Earthquake: The Ride 1 Fantasy Dream Ride Bonus: A realistic Dragon A treat from Emily Support Afternoonified by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pi...

What do you get when you cross an ice pick, an old white dude and, a deep misunderstanding of mental illness? A huge bummer! And also an exploration of why those things ever came together in the first place.

In 1990 a man went missing from a parking garage. That's literally all we can tell you without ruining it...enjoy!

Even after shows on Satanism and Exorcisms, Hell still keeps calling us with its beautiful siren song. We've got international demons, highly technical classifications straight from the mouth of a possessed nun, and a game that Sara is very very bad at.

In a mini so long we can barely call it a mini, Sara Iyer joins in the fairytale fun for a tale of tiny women, dignified moles, and a twist ending you don't want to miss!

Behind every Howard Taft there is a very cool young woman who is doing everything in her power to annoy him. That's probably how the saying goes, anyways...come learn about certified badass and overall fun lady, Alice Roosevelt!

On this, the 108th anniversary of Jack and Rose having sex in that car and Billy Zane being a massive tool to get off a sinking ship, Sara presents some alternate versions of why the Titanic sank. Spoiler: Big banks and a mummy did the Titanic.

We know it's lonely in the times of The Sickness, so we gathered a top team of Nicholas Cage enthusiasts (remotely, of course) to steal the Declaration of Independence! And also to watch a movie with you because we know it's hard to coordinate with all of your real-life friends sometimes.

Strap in kids, we're about to take you on a whirlwind tour through history! Find out what the ancient Romans were smearing all over their faces, why Queen Elizabeth became a style icon and, how to get the London Look.

Emily, Sara, and Shane decided that there weren't enough nerdy podcasts in the world and decided to fix that. Get a sneak peek of their BRAND NEW SHOW where they break down what makes a Pokémon good, bad, or horrifying.

Our brains are weird...like really weird. Sometimes they help us do things like math, telling jokes and, breathing, and then sometimes they make us see specters of the long dead. There are reasons for that and Sara and Emily are going to try explaining it.

Times is tough so Emily and Sara have brought you an episode jam-packed with facts about their favorite animal friends.

What do you get when you cross L. Ron Hubbard and that mega cute dreamboat, Jack Parsons? Thankfully not the anti-christ, but not for lack of trying. Find out what these nerds were actually trying to accomplish in the winter of 1946 and how it does and does not relate to alien activity and the work of David Lynch.

Sara and Emily cover Pet Care 101 with a mini all about why you shouldn't be flushing live animals you bought as souvenirs.

In this whistle-stop tour of several of the world's ghost towns, Sara explains mostly why mining isn't a great thing. There's also some actual ghosts, which is cool if you're into that sort of thing.

The Fairytale Theater has returned with a collection of stories about The Fox, The Wolf, and one very good Cat.

Just because you're in charge doesn't mean you're immune from being surrounded by utter goofery...clearly. Emily, Sara, and special guest Avalon share their favorite stories of presidents past.

Way up in the Himalayas there is a lake that is literally covered in skeletons. Where did they come from? Why are they still there? Can hail really kill you?

Listen, we love you...which is why we have to tell you the truth about everyone's favorite fairytale creature. Don't worry, though! We still have plenty of stories about horned things, ineffective medicine and a really weird fact about a beaver.

Emily presents Sara with a tale of walls, terrible bargains, and women being passed off as prizes to be won...weirdly it's Norse Mythology and not just reading US headlines.

If there's one thing we know here at Afternoonfied, it's that well-behaved women rarely make history. Just maybe stick to civil disobedience and not imprisonment and mass murder of young women like our topic this week, Elizabeth Báthory. Or not. You do you, I guess.

Emily and Sara invited their nearest and dearest to help put on a show! Follow the journey of Ebenezer Scrooge as he learns about the true meaning of Christmas as well as imparts some facts about living in the 1800's. It's the best adaptation of a Christmas Carol since the one where Bob Cratchit was played by a frog!