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When we last left the Goose Cannons they were in a sticky situation. They're stuck in the open ocean with a dragon turtle blasting their boat with steam breaths. How long can their already beaten-down dinghy survive this assault? Can you outrun a dragon turtle in the ocean? What even is a dragon turtle? Find out now!

When we last left the Goose Cannons they were in the bed chambers of the king of Vidim. Kaarle is doing his best to find the source of the king's madness and it looks pretty familiar. Will the king wake up and have all of the Goose Cannons killed for this imposition? Will Kaarle be able to find the source of this corruption in the king? How the hell do they keep getting themselves into these situa...

The Goose Cannons made short work of Dimitri, but is he gone for good? That seems like a problem for the future that doesn't concern our heroes. The Goose Cannons decide to set off to tie up some loose ends. Where will our heroes end up? Will The Loose Goose be seaworthy? Find out now! 

When we last left the Goose Cannons Syph had just been returned to his former glory, but after some catching up we find out there is still work to do. Kaarle has set up a clandestine meeting with Dimitri who is a dedicated servant of Chernobog. Will Kaarle be able to learn more about his dark powers? Will Bastion pick a fight with the forces of evil? Will Syph's glue hold together when things star...

When we last left the Goose Cannons, they had convinced Ludwig to raise Syph. However, they had made an enemy of him in the process. Will Ludwig go through with it? Will Kaarle be disappointed to lose out on a perfectly good zombie? Will our dearly departed rat-boy return to us? Find out now!

Things are bleak for the Goose Cannons. One of our heroes has perished in the battle, another is unconscious, and another seems to be selling his soul to a dark god. Will this be the end for the heroes as we know them? Will Bastion make it through? Will Karrle start to lose his humanity? Who will save Syph's many, many children? Find out now!

It has all led to this. The final battle is here and the Goose Cannons rush to meet it head-on. Will they make it out alive? Find out now!

The Giants are here, Old Honey Paws has been cut down in front of all Bjornheim, and The Goose Cannons have front-row seats to the action. Will their preparation be enough to win the day? Find out now!

The Goose Cannons and all of Bjornheim are making final preparations for the long-awaited Giant invasion. Kaarle's spooky book has returned to him suddenly and with it an ill omen. Are The Goose Cannons ready to repel the invasion? Is the book back because Kaarle has embraced his necromantic calling? Will Bjornheim be able to withstand this assault? Find out now!

With the ambush from Vargrike thwarted The Goose Cannons head back to Bjornheim for the final battle. Will the reinforcements from Jomsborg make it in time? Will Bjornheim be ready for the invasion? What the heck was going on at the Gloaming Crag? Will Kaarle dig dozens more punji pits? Find out now!

The Goose Cannons have chosen to not wait for the Vargrike to strike Bjornheim. Instead, they have laid a trap for them at a strategic bottleneck. We left our heroes outside the Vargrike camp just after Kaarle set their tents on fire. Can Kaarle lead the Vargrike back to the many, many punji pits he has prepared for them? Will Mason actually be useful for once!? Have the Goose Cannons bitten off m...

Upon their return to Bjornheim, the Goose Cannons learn of a new threat on the horizon. Will the Loose Goose make it back to Bjornheim? Can Syph stay out of jail after threatening that boat captain? Are the Goose Cannons getting a bad reputation? Find out now!

Somehow the legendary vampire Montagne is aboard the Loose Goose and has agreed to help in the fight against the invading Giants. Our heroes now travel back to Jomsborg in an attempt to bring more forces to bear in the upcoming battle for Bjornheim. Will the Berserkers come to Bjornheim's aide? Will the Goose Cannons be able to rely on the bonds they've forged with the trolls to get more volunteer...

The Goose Cannons have finally found their way into Montagne's lair. With Syph caught red-handed stealing from Montagne's coffers things are already not looking good for our heroes. Will Montagne The Undying finally need to change his name? How long will this vampire monologue before attacking? Does Montagne have a sad backstory that will make you feel bad when fist and claw start to fly? Find out...

The Goose Cannons have fought their way into the mad vampire's catacombs but now face even more undead horrors. Will Bastion's armor hold up to this undead assault? Will Kaarle's skill with the undead turn the tides? Will Syph ever take any damage? What is that horrible dragging noise coming from behind them? Find out now!

The Goose Cannons arrive at the Devil's Feast to find a church amid a field of bodies. To uncover the mystery behind the artifact acquired in Vidim they must descend into the catacombs beneath and deal with the mad vampire who makes his home there. What horrors will the Goose Cannons find? Will Bastion take his god-damned horse into the tight corridors of the catacombs? Will Kaarle use his newfoun...

After striking a deal with the Princess of Vidim, The Goose Cannons have taken on a side job in an effort to garrison more power for the war effort. Will The Goose Cannons be able to find the mysterious, powerful former owner of the artifact? Will Kaarle continue to go further down his dark, necromantic path? How will The Goose Cannons survive venturing into the Devil's Feast when so many have alr...

The Goose Cannons have arrived in Vidim with the hopes of more than just a family reunion for Kaarle. They're on the hunt for the Obsidian Omega artifact and it is close! Will Karrle be able to find this powerful artifact? What crimes will Syph have to commit to acquire it? How will Bastion screw it all up? Find out now!

We join our heroes after an adorable sleepover in which things definitely didn't get spooky at all. For sure no wizards were having dark, haunting dreams. No sir. It was just a totally chill night for three best buds. What will our heroes have for breakfast? Will there be muffins? Will there be coffee? Is Kaarle embracing a dark side of himself that will eventually lead to his doom? Find out now!

After clearing their names and letting the powers that be know that a Jotun Giant invasion was mere months away our heroes start to prep Bjeornheim for war. We rejoin our heroes moments before a barroom brawl breaks out. Will our heroes be thrown in jail again after Syph commits several more murders? Will Bastion be able to find a peaceful solution? Will Kaarle ever get his very, very evil book ba...

After our heroes' fateful encounter with the nefarious Michael Axesmall they find themselves in jail. Syph, ever the rapscallion, has already begun his daring escape. We join Syph now in medias res... Will Syph make it to freedom? Or will he be apprehended by the friendly, but ferocious, bearfolk guards? Find out now!

It has all come to this, a showdown with the big bad evil guy, Michael Axesmall. How will they handle their most ferocious foe yet? Will Kaarle carry out his usual intestine-based-attack-magic? Will Syph stab where the sun don't shine? Will Bastion just start bashing? Or will our heroes fall to this tiny, but mighty foe? Find out now!

Our adventurers survived their underwater expedition and now get to see what they risked their lives to aquire. Will it be gold? Jewels? Magic Items? Just some waterlogged garbage? After that, it is full steam ahead to Bjeornheim and a date with the big bad himself, Michael Axesmall. Will they make it to Bjeornheim? Will they be able to track down the evil Axesmall? What's in the box!? Find out no...

With Ludwig defrosted our heroes must plan their next moves, fulfill their promise to Solveig, and make some hard decisions about their future together after returning to Bjeornheim. Will they continue to adventure together after Bjeornheim? Or is this the last ride of the newly acquired ship? Find out now!

The group has been holding their own against Grotur, The Cold and his underlings, but how will they fair with incoming ballista fire from the sea? Even if they survive this surprise assault they still have yet to find a way to un-curse Ludwig. Will Syph be smashed? Will Bastion be bashed? Will Kaarle be kaput? Find out now! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/adventurepublicradio/ Twitter https://...