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Jurassic World Rebirth Movie Review - ScarJo fights dinosaurs in the newest entry in the Jurassic World franchise. Owen and his jazz hands are gone. In his place, a merc with baggage. Jurassic World Rebirth may be pretending to reset some of the awful choices in the franchise but what's new isn't any less dumb. Here is my spoiler-free review for Jurassic World Rebirth! Learn more about your ad cho...

F1 Movie Review - From the Director of Top Gun: Maverick, comes the next movie to bring your dad to. F1 is an awesome, fast-paced racing film with everything you look for in a movie theater experience. Brad Pitt doesn't disappoint and Damson Idris plays perfectly with him. I had a blast at F1. Definitely see it on the biggest screen possible! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/ad...

M3gan 2.0 Movie Review - The B is back! Megan 2 (or M3gan 2.0) takes the genre and our characters in a very different direction. No longer is the murder doll going after innocent civilians to protect her friend. Now, she is going up against a new M3gan model, in an action/comedy film. I guess it wants to follow in the footsteps of T2: Judgement Day and Aliens. Unfortunately, M3gan 2.0 is nowhere n...

Elio Movie Review - Pixar and Disney are back with another original animated film... and it's going to bomb at the box office. I thought Elio looked pretty terrible based on the trailers but I went out to see it regardless. As I support original content over the shot-for-shot remakes Disney has been doing for the last decade. Thankfully, the trailer didn't do Elio justice. I found the movie to be...

Friendship Movie Review - Paul Rudd and Tim Robinson star in "Friendship". An A24 dark comedy with a very simple premise that has some solid, layered commentary. I look at this film as A24's version of The Cable Guy. That's a compliment! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bride Hard Movie Review - Well that was terrible. Bride Hard might be the worst movie of the year. That says a lot, as I just recently watched Hurry Up Tomorrow. Some of the gals from Pitch Perfect star in this action comedy, that contains very little action and zero comedy. Rebel Wilson is not convincing for even a second as a spy and the rest of the cast just seems sad to be there. They should....

28 Years Later Movie Review - Well here we are. Finally, the 3rd installment to the 28 Years Trilogy with the promise of more to come. I was very hyped for this film after seeing the initial trailers. That hyped died as the film continued to play out. 28 Years Later is a bizarre, messy film. It takes some big swings and completely whiffs at the plate. That was a baseball analogy. Subscribe. Learn...

Deep Cover Movie Review - Amazon has a new comedy exclusive, called "Deep Cover" and it's basically deep crap. A bizarre cast, poor humor and generic twists put this movie in the "watch while doing dishes" category. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hurry Up Tomorrow Movie Review - The Weekend made a movie! It's awful. Hurry Up Tomorrow is an artsy, bland film that features Jenna Ortaga jumping around like an idiot while singing along with The Weekend's music. I hated this crap. Hurry Up Tomorrow is a pretentious, self-indulging mess that isn't even fun to make fun of. That, however, doesn't stop me from trying. Learn more about your ad choic...

Pixar's new film Elio comes out very soon but the hype surrounding the film is almost non-existent. The early box office predictions are terrible, considering the film has a $300 million dollar budget. Lilo & Stich and How To Train Your Dragon are still over performing, which might cut into Elio's revenue stream. Jurassic World and Superman are coming out shortly which will also keep audiences fro...

Tyler Perry's Straw Movie Review - I have watched some good and bad films in 2025 but "Straw" easily wins for the worst movie of the year. This Netflix original is full of overacting, comically 1-dimensional characters, lazy script and overall presentation just completely miss the mark. I spoil the crap out of this movie in the hopes you won't waste your time watching it. Learn more about your ad...

Materialists Movie Review - A24 presents a very basic, normal movie for once, called "Materialists". Dakota Johnson, Pedro Pascal and Chris Evans have a love triangle situation going on, in this new romantic drama. It's been a very long time since we've seen a movie like this and honestly, it was a very pleasant, easy watch. Not too shabby. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adch...

How To Train Your Dragon Review - Hiccup and Toothless return to the big screen, like you have kinda already seen them before! Dreamworks tries their hand at the Disney playbook of remaking a beloved property in "live action". How To Train Your Dragon (2025) is basically an HD remaster with all the thrills, emotion and music intact from the original. Just like those remasters though, sometimes thi...

Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning has been in theaters for a few weeks now and it has made an impressive amount of money. Yet, it's far from profitable. The film had a hefty $400 million price tag, which means it needs to make at least $800 million to break even! Tom Cruise still clearly has box office pull but that number is wildly off track. I give my thoughts on this fiasco and how they...

Look out Mad Max: Fury Road! It looks like From The World of John Wick: Ballerina is on pace to dethrone you for the prequel flop award. Ana De Armas stars as the action star, although Keanu Reeves was clearly pulled in because the studio got scared it would bomb without him. Their fears were sound but it's bombing even with him involved. In fact, he might be one of the factors why it's not doing...

Dangerous Animals Movie Review - Jai Courtney plays an unhinged fisherman/killer in Dangerous Animals. A Shudder movie that features an unlikable lead and a small amount of shark kills. It's not a terrible time at the movies but I would wait for streaming before spending your hard earned cash on this silly premise. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ballerina: From The World of John Wick - Movie Review - Ana De Armas gets to play in the world of John Wick in the first movie spinoff of the popular Wick franchise. Ballerina is not some lame prequel story though. This film goes hard! Ana De Armas proves she can carry the movie alone but unfortunately the studio felt Keanu Reeves was still needed to get people into the theater. His inclusion is i...

I rank 31 films featuring law & disoorder. You could classify most of these as mob movies but a few are more in the sub-genre of heist. In either case, most are fantastic, with only a few stinkers. Make sure to check out the other movie critics putting these rankings together! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lilo & Stitch Movie Review - Well here we are again. Another Disney "live-action" remake is upon us. That was fast. It seems like just yesterday, Snow White was in theaters, taking up screens. Now, for Memorial Day, it's Lilo & Stitch's turn. If you have seen one of these Disney remakes, you've seen them all. Lifeless cash-grabs that only exist to prey on nostalgia and take money. Awesome. Here's...

Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning Movie Review - Tom Cruise and his team return for the 8th installment to the Mission Impossible franchise. Unfortunately, there aren't enough Tom Cruise stunts in the world to save this slog of a film. The story is long, the script is dumb and the characters just don't seem to be as into it as they once were. Mission: Impossible has been a really fun, solid...

Jurassic World Rebirth Trailer 2 Reaction + Full Thoughts - We have a brand new trailer for Jurassic World Rebirth and it looks wild! I have a lot of thoughts on this franchise that I need to get off my chest. I'll go over the pros and cons of this new trailer as well. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In a sea of odd decisions, HBO Max rebranding itself Max, was at the top of the stupid chain. Now, the company has decided that it made zero sense and only hurt the brand. They are swallowing their pride and renaming the service from Max, back to HBO Max. Congrats guys, you play yourselves. At least we go there though. At least we got there. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adc...

Rebel Moon has been cancelled by Netflix. After two pretty miserable attempts at a Zack Snyder Star Wars universe, Netflix said "Enough!". The two director's cuts didn't help matters. Leading to a confused audience and fractured storytelling. Snyder has talent but his last crop of movies have been a complete miss. Time to start something fresh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/...

A big Superman trailer dropped a couple days ago. I wanted to go over it and point out the pros and the cons. James Gunn has made some awesome movies over the years but I do have some genuine concerns for his take on Superman. I go over all the issues I have along with all the things I find promising. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Final Destination Bloodlines Spoiler Recap. I watched Final Destination Bloodlines and now I'm going to spoil the crap out of it. Join me as I walk through the movie and explain the events of the film. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices