Adam Carolla Show

Adam welcomes Natasha Leggero back to the show, this time filling in with the news. He goes right into a rant about the Chantix commercials, and other medical products that have insanely long disclaimers at the end of the advertisements. Adam eventually goes on a long rant about how we're all being slowly depressed by overexposure of advertisements, and that 'lawyers are shaping our society'. He a...

Adam has just returned from doing a bit for the Tonight Show, but quickly goes on a rant about 'foreskin reconstruction assholes.' He welcomes today's News girl, also the new co-host of The Parent Experiment, Susanna Brisk. They talk about Adam's relationship with her husband, and also discuss Susanna's views on her husband's high profile clients. In the news, a woman was found dead in a chimney i...

Adam immediately begins discussing his hatred for Naomi Campbell and her connection with the blood diamond industry. Teresa also apologizes for something she said in a recent live show, and Adam talks about guest comedian Jeff Ross being totally on top of his game during the recording (episode will air Labor Day). In the news, the top story revolves around the FBI's probing of two Yemenites arrest...

Bald Bryan helps open the show by saying he feels let down for his recent performance at the Live Show. Adam compliments him on his soundboard work, and talks about his love of drops in general. He also compliments Teresa on her sense of humor, and points out how much he and Lynette agrees she contributes to the show. Teresa also talks about working with Jack Silver again, the adjusting to AM radi...

Adam opens the show with What Can't Adam Complain About. He takes suggestions from the 200 drunk people yelling at him, and also makes fun of a video clip from his favorite porn, Taboo II. He also complains about the new vortex beer bottles, and says they should have worked on making the beer taste better. Teresa jumps into the news, with the top story involving Glen Beck's rally to honor MLK's sp...

It's been some time since Adam took listener calls, so he's very excited to jump right into it. The first caller just wants to see him perform live, and Adam tells her details about his two upcoming shows tomorrow at the Melrose Improv. Another caller asks him about 'Mangria,' and afterwards, Adam gets into a conversation with Bald Bryan about Undercover Boss and going to college at USC. Next, Ada...

Teresa recently received a blurb for her book from Dr. Drew. She talks with Adam about being nervous to ask for it, but eventually reads it out loud. Since Teresa's book deals with parenting, she and Adam go into tons of details about their relationships with their parents. Adam also rants against working with a talk show personality who tried to take over his Loveline project with Dr. Drew, and t...

Alanna Ubach is filling in for Teresa and the news. She and Adam discuss her previous work in Meet the Fockers, and also about being naked on camera for the HBO series Hung. They talk about working with Hung star Thomas Jane, then go into personal details about Alanna's 'sexual motor' and relationship status. In the news, a man carrying two knives recently tried to break into Paris Hilton's home....

Adam and Teresa talk about her new radio gig, and a recent interview with Dick Van Dyke. Adam also discusses the 'relativeness of life' and how it affects old peoples' sleeping habits. He improvises a new documentary called 'What the Fuck Happened?' and talks about life crawling by behind the McDonald's grill. Teresa also gives an update on her financial situation, and begins the process of forgiv...

Taylor Morgan is stepping in for Teresa today, who's just gotten her own morning radio show. Adam talks about just returning from his run of shows in Denver, and goes into detail about the 'perfect storm of miscommunication' that is traveling with Donny and Mike August. He also goes on a rant about airport security, and talks about the backhanded comments he gets from friends of fans that are obvi...

Getting right to the news, Paul Reubens recently did an interview with Playboy talking about his arrest in an adult movie theater. Adam and Teresa discuss the facts of the case, and Adam comments on masturbation habits. They go on a side jag about some of the 'strange procedures' Adam has gone through over the years, but Adam brings it back to the arrest with complaints about the usage of police r...

Teresa is out today, so Mike Lynch is stepping in for the news. But before they get started, Adam tells a couple Donny stories. The first involves a long rant where Adam discusses the conspiracy of paying for your water at restaurants, and the next is a drawn out discussion about Donny borrowing Adam's CBS pilot and not explaining that he watched it. Bald Bryan also chimes in on the argument, tryi...

Adam opens up talking about being a trucker, and the various songs and movies based on that lifestyle. He wonders why people get excited about Tom Selleck Made-For-TV movies, when there are 'real movies' one or two channels over. He recalls a recent experience with Donny and Sandy Ganz, watching Walker Texas Ranger on TV. Haley Joel Osment and Mackenzie Phillips were both guest stars, and Adam can...

Adam and Teresa jump directly into some sad local news: the fruit vendor who works near Teresa has been stabbed. They talk about the mental condition of people capable of such actions, and Adam gives some unique advice to people organizing the federal budget. Teresa talks about the death of the Craig's List killer in prison, and Adam anticipates the pending lawsuits. In other news, they also talk...

Adam was still in Pebble Beach today so enjoy This Week in Last Week, looking back on the best moments of last week's Adam Carolla show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam is already in complaint mode, talking about shitty songs that never end. The group listens to 'American Woman,' and Adam starts talking about the Bay City Rollers. A 'gargantuan girl' that he went to high school with was obsessed with the band, and even dressed in the same clothing. Jumping into the news, Teresa lists off the highest paid TV Actors. Oprah and Judge Judy top the list, but Jimm...

Adam and Teresa jump right into the news. The Flint stabbing suspect is still on the loose, and Adam offers a better motive for the killer. Teresa talks about having to co-sign a loan for her father, and talks about the importance of living within your means. Adam also tells more stories from backstage during his recent run of shows in Tempe. The Ragin Cajun, Stephen Domingue, enters the studio wi...

Adam opens by talking about his recent run of stand-up shows in Arizona. He was recently talking to Sarah Silverman about how easy it is to do 90-minutes of stand-up when he has a project behind him, but of course, the lightbulb blew out towards the end of one of his shows. The new bulb wasn't working, so Adam was forced to do the show totally by himself. Donny chimes in to confirm that everything...

Adam just got back from a weekend in Phoenix, and talks about the sold-out six show run. He also talks about killing time during the day, and plugs our new sponsor as Teresa analyses his fashion choices for the day. Adam also talks about having to submit pictures for the publication of his upcoming book, and reminisces about a bunch of them. They read a copy of the first review Adam ever received,...

Adam opens with a conversation about knowing people by their habits. He says that he's not necessarily smarter than anyone else, he just trusts his instincts that most people don't change. He and Teresa discuss the option of having a 'Sane' stamp on your driver's license, and Adam talks about women being more instinctual than men. There's also some talk about Adam's wife shockingly cleaning the ca...

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The show gets started right off the bat important News: Adam's book is doing gangbusters on the charts. Adam sincerely thanks everyone for all their support, and gives his fans credit for understanding this 'new dawn' in the consumer-buyer relationship. In national news, Proposition 8 was overturned today, and may go as far as the Supreme Court to decide whether gays have a constitutional right to...

Adam opens by discussing his recent conversation with documentarian Ken Burns. Adam says that race came up, and that he thought Ken said something disturbing. Essentially the question was whether or not you'd be willing to switch places with Chris Rock... to which Adam says absolutely, in the drop of a hat. They also talk about which celebrities the valet guy thought were assholes, and Adam asks T...

Adam's really excited to bring Ed Begley Jr. back on the show, and talks about his appearance in Who Killed The Electric Car. Speaking of cars, Adam recently had an incident on the road where he made a ballsy pass at a slow driver hoping to never see them again. He also complains about getting lost in the various Los Angeles canyons, and thanks everyone for keeping his book on the bestseller list....

Adam says he spent time with both Jay Leno and Seth MacFarlane this weekend. He went to see Jay because he needed a new piece for his car and Jay has a machine that can easily duplicate parts. Later Adam went over to Seth MacFarlane's house, who is about to host the Comedy Central roast of David Hasselhoff. He wanted advice from Adam, and Adam told him 'be sure to pee' since the unedited performan...