Adam Carolla Show

After listening to a segment of Adam's audiobook, Adam goes on a jag about white guys in home security commercials. After listening to a couple ridiculous clips, the guys discuss the reality of racial equality, both on the screen and in the real world. Moving into the news, Alison opens with a story about Dr. Drew being hospitalized, and also brings up the abortion doctor who's being charged with...

Adam opens the show discussing classic 60s music with Bald Bryan and Alison. Alison then jumps into the news, starting with the school shooting in Gardenia which came as the result of a gun going off in a student's backpack. Adam suggests that the parents be 'publicly flogged.' Alison also talks about the potential cloning of a Wooly Mammoth, and gets in a cake and pie fight when she disagrees wit...

Adam opens with his thoughts on the Patriot's loss this weekend, and talks about building up a second warehouse for our recording facilities. He also re-pitches his idea for Attack Crows, and reads an article that proves he's been on the right track all along. They also listen to Robert DeNiro's Lifetime Achievement Award speech from the Golden Globes, and Adam gives his thoughts on reading from a...

Adam is back again at Happy Endings, and spends the first half talking with NFL analyst Jay Glazer. The guys chat about getting a nice shave, and also discuss the day's football games. Jay also talks about his work training athletes, and Adam talks about his training day with Jason Mayhem Miller. The guys go more in-depth with their MMA discussion, comparing it to boxing and really enjoying this n...

A sound byte from Bald Bryan prompts Adam to talk about producer Bob Evans, and how he likely discovered cocaine. Adam also proposes a Battle of the Blowhards competition, and suggests a scientific test to measure brain activity. Alison then jumps into the news, talking about the MMA fighter who wanted to take on Obama in a match, and how the Church is getting involved with how people name their k...

Adam opens the show with a rant against 'Depeche Mode syntho-bullshit.' The group listens to a variety of songs, and Adam talks about soulless music and near-identical remakes. He also offers a theory that relates the height of your bed to your level of success. Harry Hamlin comes in studio, and talks with Adam about his recently published memoir. The guys trade stories about growing up in SoCal,...

Adam starts the show up after a delicious meal of Hungarian food. He talks about his audiobook, and suggests a way to hear your favorite shows or music without tuning out the entire world. They also play a part of his audiobook, and Adam goes on a rant about his son's orthopedic helmet. Jumping into the news, Adam, Alison and Bald Bryan talk about anti-gay churches, and the increase in gun purchas...

Adam officially announces the new News Girl: Alison Rosen. He finds out a bit more about her background, her experience in a rock band, and her relationship with her family. Adam also talks about his own family, and the joys of raising twins. Heading into the news, Adam angrily discusses Ted Williams, a deadbeat dad who was once homeless but now doing voice-overs. Alison also talks about the trial...

Adam welcomes Couin Sal and Dax Shepard back to The Happy Endings Bar on Sunset. Adam talks with Dax about his latest role, and asks Sal how he's fairing during the NFL playoffs. Adam also rants about his wife screwing up his Mexican food order, and explains how we all need rodeo clowns to help us forget our troubles. The guys also chat about getting fired from your job vs. quitting. Dax talks abo...

Adam just got back from taping an episode of Leno, and is ready to take your calls. First, a discussion of who you think should replace Teresa Strasser as our 2011 Newsgirl. Adam explains that Teresa is hard to replace, but all of the candidates will be great once he has time to break them in. Adam also talks about getting heckled during his show in San Francisco. Much to Adam's surprise, the same...

Adam gleefully announces the return of his car with the dealer plates still intact after four years. He also talks with Bald Bryan about the nice straight razor shave they received, and Adam recalls the joys of walking around feeling his face all day. Alison Rosen is back with the news, and follows up on last night's story about double anal penetration. Adam also talks about never being invited to...

Adam welcomes Alison Rosen back for the news, and asks her to help role-play an airline fantasy he's always had. He also talks about pounding shots at 10am while filming a scene for a new car project he's working on, and relates a story about the first class lounge at the airport. Before jumping into the news, Adam and Alison talk about the Rock Tumbler. They also investigate and compare the Amazo...

Adam welcomes Alison Rosen back to the show to fill in as Newsgirl for the week. He then jumps into complaints about the dicks on his flight from Miami, and the criminals who go out of their way to steal stuff. Alison tells a story about getting the stink eye, even after doing something for someone else, and Adam talks about trying to stop a burglar. The first news story is about two massage thera...

Adam Carolla returns for his 2011 State of the Union. He also gives some thoughts on Christmas, and takes your calls. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam has a one-on-one chat with Howard Stern Show producer Gary Dell'Abate. They talk about his new book, working with Howard, and the future of satellite radio. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam sits down one-on-one with Dr. Drew to reflect on his kids' Halloween Parade. They take a couple listener calls, and David Alan Grier phones in to bury the hatchet with Dr. Drew. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In today's podcast, Adam sits down one-on-one with Ralphie May. The guys talk about their favorite comedians, horrific car accidents, and growing up white trash. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam sits down one-on-one with documentarian Ken Burns. Ken unleashes a wealth of knowledge, spanning baseball talk, prohibition, making documentaries, and contemporary racism in America. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam sits down one-on-one with Mike Rowe and learns about his personal journey from acting in the opera, to selling stuff on QVC, to hosting Dirty Jobs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam and Donny complain about the trendy hotel that nearly ruined their recent trip, and Larry Miller helps Teresa with the news. Later, David Alan Grier comes by to talk about acting, dating, and raising his daughter. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam and Teresa talk about serial killers and becoming a fame whore. Brad Garrett comes by later to talk about his new Las Vegas Comedy Club, and also to rate your Hobo Power calls. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam welcomes Gina Grad back to the studio for some news, and Larry Miller returns for Hypothetical Road Trips. Dana Gould is also in studio, and helps Adam tease a round of Huell's Jewels. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam welcomes Hanson to the studio and chats with them about forming the band and growing up with classic rock music. They play a live a single, and help Teresa with today's news. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome to this year's ACE Awards. The nominees are lined up, and Bald Bryan is wearing his snazziest tux. Before we jump in, Adam rants about seeing his daughter in a holiday sing-a-long, and filing in as host of The Dennis Miller Show. Then stay tuned for the exciting ceremony, including awards for: Best Musical Performance Best Impression Best Re-Enactment Best Fight Best Musical Guest Most Awk...