Acquisitions Anonymous - #1 for business buying, selling and operating

In this episode, the hosts dissect a $16M listing for a crypto news media company claiming $6M in revenue—raising serious questions about valuation, legitimacy, and what the business actually does. Business Listing – https://www.loopnet.com/biz/business-opportunity/top-10-crypto-news-media-brand-global-syndication-6-5m-revenue/2358000/ Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for small b...

A $12M revenue, $3.8M EBITDA “Project Lucid” branded inspection device distributor sparks heated debate on IP risk, exclusivity with its manufacturer, and the eyebrow-raising $5M liquid funds buyer requirement. Business Listing – https://www.caldergr.com/business-listing/306-project-lucid-branded-inspection-device-company/#inquire Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for small busine...

A long-standing Northeastern Ohio pool service company with ~$1.95M revenue and ~$454k EBITDA is up for sale at ~3x SDE, sparking debate on seasonality, retail real estate, and debt structures in a niche where private equity rarely ventures. Business Listing – https://www.bizbuysell.com/business-opportunity/pool-service-company-in-northeastern-ohio/2332791/ Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the...

A “too-good-to-be-true?” SBA-prequalified cat-content brand with 3.9M Facebook followers, ~$872–$920k revenue and ~95% margins sparks a lively debate on platform risk, AI headwinds, and creative deal structures to de-risk the buy. Business Listing – https://quietlight.com/listings/17899268/ Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for small business M&A. Every week, we break down bus...

In this episode, a $5.1M portfolio of seven KidStrong gyms in Texas is analyzed for its valuation, investor fit, and whether a multi-location kids fitness business is a scalable opportunity or operational headache. Business Listing – https://www.bizbuysell.com/business-opportunity/turnkey-multi-unit-kidstrong-franchise-opportunity-in-texas/2381018/ Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcas...

In this episode, the hosts break down a high-margin Blue Kangaroo Packouts franchise resale in Charlotte, NC, highlighting its unique niche in content restoration and the risks of unpredictable revenue cycles. Business Listing – https://www.bizbuysell.com/business-opportunity/established-and-thriving-blue-kangaroo-packoutz-franchise/2410070/ Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for s...

In this episode, the hosts analyze a $9.5M revenue RV technician school with $2.8M profit, high regulatory barriers, and a tricky $6M real estate kicker. Business Listing – https://quietlight.com/listings/12510300/ Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for small business M&A. Every week, we break down businesses for sale and talk about buying, operating, and growing them. 💰 Spons...

In this episode, the hosts dig into a hyper-niche listing—DudeRanch.com, a $50K profit solo project that's the ultimate lifestyle business for someone who loves SEO, horses, and freedom. Business Listing – https://x.com/searchbound/status/1957128051973656683 Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for small business M&A. Every week, we break down businesses for sale and talk ab...

In this episode, the hosts dissect a fast-growing healthcare call center business with $4M EBITDA—and major risks around customer concentration, compliance, and workforce churn. Business Listing – https://view.generational.deals/?qs=8a49d003d042ac87b1f83ac25a5e010857481ce24a855bec1732a67b0123f8fbca2acbb8b52a738808cc8dbae51ca8ba778b09622a79bce1a3c73329b056f81b73624ce434606bfc3f23118059290a12 Welcom...

In this episode, the hosts dive into a highly profitable farrier school in Idaho with strong margins, lifestyle perks, and a YouTube-famous founder—but its future hinges on whether the influencer behind it stays involved. Business Listing – https://www.bizbuysell.com/business-opportunity/equestrian-industry-school/2397257/ Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for small business M&amp...

In this episode, the hosts break down a jaw-dropping $6.5M AI-driven OnlyFans agency for sale—raising questions about revenue math, adult industry risks, and whether it's genius or just gross. Business Listing – https://drive.google.com/file/d/1EXFqF7L2x2LeM5ncFNfDEqRk6iRhDHiT/view?usp=sharing Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for small business M&A. Every week, we break...

In this episode, the hosts dissect a $12M IV therapy franchise deal in oil-rich Midland, Texas—and uncover a mix of sketchy math, questionable branding, and a saturated niche market. Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for small business M&A. Every week, we break down businesses for sale and talk about buying, operating, and growing them. 💰 Sponsored by: Verivend is the only pl...

In this episode, the hosts break down a $4.6M rural golf course deal with sketchy financials, a possible connection to Blackwater, and more red flags than a PGA tournament. Business Listing – https://www.loopnet.com/biz/business-opportunity/the-golf-club-and-grill-at-eagle-creek/1870370/ Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for small business M&A. Every week, we break down busine...

In this episode the hosts break down a surprisingly solid liquor store deal in Washington, DC, questioning whether a 3x multiple and $500K SDE is too good to be true. Business Listing – https://www.tworld.com/buy-a-business/listings/80yrs-old-sba-appd-profitable-corner-liquor-biz-in-nw-dc- Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for small business M&A. Every week, we break down busi...

In this episode, the hosts analyze a Colorado gun range and retail shop listed at $2M, diving into regulatory risks, slim margins, and whether the business is worth its heavy inventory investment. Business Listing – https://www.tworld.com/agents/charleymitchell/listings/turnkey-and-established-gun-range-and-shop Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for small business M&A. Every w...

In this episode, the hosts dissect a high-margin dental supply e-commerce carve-out deal and uncover how a recent legislative change may have obliterated its business model. Business Listing - https://www.bizbuysell.com/business-opportunity/high-margin-b2b-e-commerce-dental-supply-business-with-2-500-customers/2382931/ Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for small business M&A....

In this episode, the hosts dive into a lean, high-margin FDA compliance service business with outsourced operations and uncover whether it's a sustainable gem or a ticking regulatory time bomb. Business Listing – https://quietlight.com/listings/16053420/ Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for small business M&A. Every week, we break down businesses for sale and talk about...

In this episode, the hosts unpack a 70-year-old South Carolina sandwich business supplying gas stations and vending machines—and debate whether its low margins and high complexity make it a hidden gem or a money pit. Business Listing – https://mergerscorp.com/property/70-years-old-american-producer-and-wholesaler-of-pre-packaged-foods/ Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for small b...

In this episode, the hosts dissect a distressed e-commerce furniture supplier deal selling near working capital value, debating whether falling revenues, marketplace dependence, and margin mystery leave any room for a profitable turnaround. Sponsored by: Heron Finance – build a personalized private credit portfolio for steady monthly income—without the market rollercoaster. In minutes, take a quiz...

In this episode, the hosts dissect a suspiciously high-margin $18M metal fabrication business in Houston and unpack the latest killer changes to SBA loan rules. Business Listing – https://www.bizbuysell.com/business-opportunity/huge-cash-cow-metal-fabrication-business-w-strong-client-base/2382600/?utm_source=bizbuysell&utm_medium=emailsite&utm_campaign=shtmlbot&utm_content=button Welco...

In this episode, the hosts unpack a low-cost dryer vent cleaning franchise in Charlotte with stellar Google reviews, debating whether it's a smart buy or just buying yourself a job. Business Listing – https://www.bizbuysell.com/business-opportunity/dryer-vent-cleaning-business-575-5-star-google-reviews/2382347/ Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for small business M&A. Eve...

In this episode, the hosts explore the quirky but profitable world of UK horse transport, debating whether buying a relocatable horse taxi business in Essex is a dream job or a low-moat risk. Business Listing – https://uk.businessesforsale.com/uk/leading-horse-transport-business-in-essex-relocatable.aspx?_gl=1*h95f4p*_gcl_au*NTg0MzkzNDA3LjE3NTAxOTMyNzk.*_ga*MTc5NjA0MjU0LjE3NTAxOTMyNzk.*_ga_1G1NGBE...

In this episode, the hosts dissect a $12M listing for a self-storage SaaS and marketing company—only to suspect it’s a digital agency in disguise. Business Listing – https://synergybb.com/listings/self-storage-saas-and-marketing-with-3-7m-mrr/ Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for small business M&A. Every week, we break down businesses for sale and talk about buying, operatin...

In this episode, the hosts debate the acquisition of a €20M dairy farm in Romania, balancing its EU certifications, solar power, and commodity risks against complex operations and geopolitical uncertainty. Business Listing – https://mergerscorp.com/property/profitable-exclusive-dairy-farm/ Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for small business M&A. Every week, we break down busi...

In this episode, the hosts dissect a $25M listing for an ultra-premium executive networking platform with jaw-dropping EBITDA—and even more jaw-dropping red flags. Business Listing – https://www.websiteclosers.com/businesses/prestigious-networking-platform-for-entrepreneurs-business-owners-high-net-worth-individuals-6x-growth-trends-in-2025-34-us-chapters-scaling-to-100/114587/ Welcome to Acquisit...