ACNYC Commentary

October is nearly over and it's almost time to celebrate my favorite scary holiday! What's that? "Halloween," you say? Oh, no, dear Ack-ions — I'm talking about a holiday that is MUCH better, MUCH scarier and MUCH... uh... weird-ier? That's right: HEINZ-O-WEEN! Plus, a new song as a part of my new album, OVERSTIMULATED PART NO.2, coming on March 18th, 2022 to ACNYC Commentary! Be sure to follow wh...

For today's episode, we "celebrate" the 20th anniversary of the worst thing to ever happen in recent history: 9/11. Yup, you read that right. I'll be putting in the ins and outs of this for about a minute and forty five seconds since there really isn't much to talk about about that. Am I right? Am I left?  Plus, Gilbert Gottfried comes back with this own official segment where he talks about...

According to a Mashed article, there are many foods that have been discontinued in the past, but now are brought back to stores all over the world (maybe). This calls for Barone, Surge, Oreo O's, and even Eggo Cereal. Yes, this existed. Literal cereal that looks like toaster waffles! Never had it, but'd love to try it. Anyways, this is my second ep today, and a new song premiere of something I cal...

I am going to level with you, there are many kinds of products that fast food restaurants sell internationally that I think are a bit anomalous, and I think you'd think the same way once you listen to this podcast. And yes, a lot of them can still be bought today. Some of these to name: 1. Land, Sea, and Air Burger | A secret menu item you can buy at McDonald's that is a burger that is stuffed wit...

Dorothea are truly the heart and soul of the potato chip industry, and it seems as if it has really eccentric flavors. Well, for a chip brand. Plus a new song called Help Me Out, which sounds similar to Godzilla. Well, that's what I tried to do. Music video coming to my YouTube channel next Tuesday!

The internet is full of cats. I'm not sure why. I'm also not sure why they insist on terrible grammar and spelling practices, but I'm convinced that it is bad for the children of America. LISTEN UP SHEEPLE, IT'S TIME TO STAND UP TO THE INTERNET CAT CONSPIRACY. Plus, a new song from my upcoming compilation, Going Home. Credits to Sam Farrar for production. 

I know I already did some episodes about this in the early stages of this podcast, but I am just refreshing on the updates on what potato chip flavors there are right now since it is 2021 after all. So this podcast should explain all of this, courtesy of an article I found on the website Bored Panda. From flavors like Red Caviar found exclusively in Russia (красная икра) and Pico de Gallo (a weird...

You know what? I'll be frank here. We all know about Lucky Charms, Fruity Pebbles, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and some others. But this weekend while we are trying to gather ingredients for meatloaf, I stumbled upon some of the strangest cereals known to man like the Funfetti cake-flavored cereal or the Dunkin Donut's Caramel Macchiato flavored cereal, the like! I tend to discuss more of these eccentr...

You know how when you want to be impressive while you're calling a very fancy restaurant in the hopes of getting some dinner reservations for tonight, then this is exactly what it would look, er, sound like. Take it from me. I know what I am talking about. Actually, no I don't. No idea what that's like. We will see what we can do about that. But for now, this podcast. Be sure to follow this wherev...

I know in the heydays of making my episodes, this would be something I would talk about a whole lot, back in early 2020. So I thought to myself, "Hey. It's been a while. Maybe I should talk about it again before people assume that the topic is dead." Okay, I know that's not exactly what you would say and I know you guys don't care, but who am I to question your opinions on something? Aw well. Anyw...

No offense to anyone who has these, but Gilbert joins this episode to talk about the downsides of the Amazon Fire Stick and why it is pretty much an awful thing. Okay, I'll say again. If anyone has these and has an obsession with them, it's OK. I respect your opinion. MORE EPISODES COMING THIS WEEK! 

I bet you that there is a "fact" that you've seen on the Internet about a fast-food restaurant that has been thought to be true, like in 2005 when someone found human flesh in an Arby's sandwich. And believe me, there are "factoids" that seem true but many of the chains have said otherwise. So, this is what this episode is for, to prevent your young and angelic souls from getting nauseous. Don't w...

This is exactly how it sounds. Just be glad about it. 

I'm not fooling,this is real. Coming to Nickelodeon in July and tune in for a new song I made called It's Over featuring singer/songwriter IAM3AM. Be sure to check his profile.

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A new text to speech to give credit to: uberduck.ai. CLICK ON IT! BTW, Homestar Runner appears in this episode to convince my brother Jeff to man up and treat my parents with respect. It may seem embarrassing, but if you are a parent and you have a child who does this exact same thing, give this podcast out to them. Trust me. It'll work.  Also a sweet 13th birthday to him! |:) (There, Jeff. A...

What's the deal with the Dairy Queen Lips? There's a lot more to them than you might think. That's why in this episode I will be explaining the universe that this icon lives in... and how it could be still around after he got "fired" back in 2011. And that he has supernatural powers. You know, just the cream of the crop. Okay. That's all she wrote. BYE! FOLLOW MY PODCAST WHEREVER YOU FIND THEM FOR...

I'M BACK PEOPLE! Yesterday, I discovered introduced me to something called "INSTAGRAM" and I'm already convinced it is pretty much the worst thing ever! Here's why you should too…

The interwebs are full of all kinds of weird unknowns that people just ignore. Well, NO LONGER, in this groundbreaking exposé I'm going to tear the lid right off the internet crazy bin and reveal to you those dark questions that everyone is afraid to ask! PREPARE TO BE AMAZED AND EXCITED... or just confused.

Everyone makes mistakes once in a while, right? So to merely celebrate this episode, this podcast, full of our beloved outtakes, bloopers, extended takes, and whatnot. Whatever floats your boat. Anyways, be sure to follow this wherever you find your podcasts. Or you won't know about it.  Plus, you will get to hear two songs this time instead of just one: WITH U & Don't Die.  Both are...

It's the truth. Deal with it. Don't believe me, ask the dishes. Oap. Sorry. I thought I was singing Be My Guest for a second. 

I told you not to, in case you clicked on here. Oh, what am I saying? I am not trying to keep secrets from you guys! That is so preposterous! Crazy! Insipid!  Thanks to Spongesepticye and C Austin!

MAde in August 2019, this song talks all about food. And that's it. Weirdest idea I ever made. Music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjGnxSkCsbI Comment on my YT to tell me about how you like it. 

Today we tackle 2 different Spongebob movies: the first one and the newest one as of the publish date. And let's be honest, everyone. Things could have gone better. But that's just me. Plus, you'll get to hear my new song, Millenniums, which I recorded a month ago. Hope you like it, buddy. 

After several episodes when "Gilbert Gottfried" was on our show, he ranted about how HBO Max was not on the Roku. But in December 2020, it was finally added there. So, here is this and some other segments.