Achtung! Millwall Podcast

A point well won? Or two vital points dropped in the Lions' death struggle to avoid the drop into the third division of English football/This week's edition of Achtung! Millwall considers yesterday's goal-less draw at Cardiff City stadium, once an away fixture to strike fear in the hardest Bushwacker. Now, a pleasant day at the carver before taking in the footy with foam finger gloves all around....

A quick and dirty take on last night's DRAMATIC events at The Den. Massive win for the Lions, notable for a rare but always vital goal by the club legend Jimi Abdou, keeping the unlikely great escape 'on' for the next round in Cardiff ...Achtung! MillwallCBLthemag@hotmail.co.ukCBLthemag@hotmail.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...

Oh yea, oh yea, oh yea ... welcome one and all to this week’s edition of Achtung! Millwall - which is of course THE number one podcast devoted to the myths, legends and sagas of the Lions. My name is Nick Hart and I am your Gandalf overseeing today’s ring cycle with a kindly, but all too often cynical eye born of bitter experience. Friends, we meet once again in the aftermath of yet another defeat...

Well here we are and here we go. All aboard as we hit the road ... but which road listeners? Are we rocking on the road to relegation or to Championship salvation? As unlikely as it seemed just a few weeks Ian Holloway weeks ago, Neil Bomber Harris has injected a belief, hunger and desire into the previously lacklustre Lions and suddenly ... anything seems possible after yesterday’s fantastic 2-1...

Ahoy shipmates, welcome once again to the Good Ship Millwall as it sails the sevens seas t’ward the land known as Brent-Ford. Located beyond the Pillars of Hercules, somewhere near the fabled land they call ‘Kew’.Listeners welcome to another episode of thenumber one Millwall podcast Achtung! Millwall, recorded this week on board the @A_M_S_Group hired pleasure boat the Hurlingham. And despite the...

Well the King is dead, long live the new King, club legend (there really is no other word for him) Neil Bomber Harris. In charge for the remainder of this God-awful 2014-15 season, a campaign that will live in infamy thanks to the mess created by the outgoing Ian Holloway. Who by the end, had become a drag on everyone and everything around him. The sight of a desperate man clinging on to the car c...

Hello good morning and welcome ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Achtung! Millwall, which is of course the number one Millwall podcast. My name is Nick Hart and I am your Grim Reaper as we walk through another torrid week of Millwall misery. In today’s show, we have two guests speaking in the aftermath of Tuesday night’s thumping up at the Riverside Stadium in Middlesbrough, Marc Johnson who is Bor...

Friends, there are two types of teams in this world. Teams that can score goals - and teams that can't. Possibly you could add in that there are managers who can produce a side that knows how to fight (like Rotherham’s Steve Evans for example) and those that can’t. Like Ian Holloway. Ladies and gentlemen, the Lions entered this shoot out week with nine vital survival points at stake. They leave it...

And you may find yourself, stuck in the queue at the Blackwall Tunnel, or on the wrong platform at London Bridge station - or in an endless loop of not bad Millwall performances, without the slightest hint of us ever scoring a goal. Yes as Paul Olczak put it to me on Twitter yesterday: ‘You can probably just play one of the earlier podcasts from this season. Why waste time?”Indeed ladies and gentl...

Controversy surrounds the new 50 Shades of Grey movie listeners, protests have taken place this week by feminist and domestic violence campaigners against its glossy treatment of a subject that in real life causes a lot of misery, pain and mental anguish ...On the same lines, I got to thinking that maybe we should form a pressure group to campaign against the abusive relationship that we all have...

Who said being a Millwall fan was easy? Well no one to be truthful and so it has proven yet again just one week on from the giddy euphoria of the away win at the City Ground, Nottingham and we are mugged at home by a journeyman Huddersfield Town side who came with a plan, stuck to it - and returned back up north with the three point haul that leaves Millwall still stuck in the perilous third place...

Worth waiting for ...Well to paraphrase the great man Sir Winston Churchill - whose state funeral took place 50 years ago this week incidentally - could this week be the end of the beginning part of Ian Holloway’s reign? Four points from two difficult fixtures versus Reading last Tuesday and yesterday away at the City Ground, Nottingham certainly puts me in mind of those halcyon days last August....

Blood and fire. Yes another week of drama at The Den passes, no game this weekend of course - but who needs the distraction of an FA Cup trip to Stamford Bridge anyway? We are focussed on the league ...This edition of Achtung! Millwall comes to you directly from a secure unit of long term institution and features in part one, the weeks' medication chewed over with podcast regular Stooza. In part t...

Strife at The Den. Player power. Dysfunctional events left, right and centre. Yes listeners, it's better than any soap opera - it's another week at Millwall and what better way to prepare for the visit of a high flying team than allegations of gunpowder, treason and plot? Ok so Ian Holloway didn't exactly use the words gunpowder nor for that matter treason either. But you catch my drift I hope. To...

Defeat was not an option at Blackpool yesterday - as called by our so-called manager Ian Holloway last week. And hey guess what? We got beat 1-0. So maybe it was an option after all...Well to quote Roxy Music’s early 70s hit Virginia Plain, throw me a line I’m sinking fast ... yes the SS Millwall struck the iceberg off the coast of Blackpool yesterday and is now taking in water. Chaotic scenes on...

Ah yes, that very special day in South Bermondsey: Magic Of The FA Cup Day. Last year this meant a miserable 1-4 defeat at the cold, wet and grey seaside in Southend. This year. the weather was equally as cold, grey and damp in Bermondsey - with every potential for a similar upset against League One Bradford City. Thankfully the Keystone Kops that make up the current Millwall squad huffed, puffed...

To sack? Or not to sack? That ladies and gentlemen is the question considered in today’s episode of Achtung! Millwall - which is of course the number one Millwall podcast brought to you by CBL Magazine. A positively disastrous December sees the Lions teetering on the brink of the bottom three positions in the Championship with the prospect of League One football just a few months away UNLESS the r...

So here it is, Merry Christmas to all our listeners around the world, look to the future now - because the present is more than a little fucked up it’s got to be said. Ladies and gentlemen you are tuned into Achtung! Millwall show number 28 - which is of course the number one Millwall podcast. Oh yes it is ...This week’s show is a bit of a Christmas special with the return of the world’s famous ro...

Well one week on from the debacle of the crushing home 5-1 home defeat to Middlesbrough, a result was required away to Brighton last Friday night. And in a packed three part programme today we kick over the traces of the very welcome victory indeed that the Lions achieved at the Amex stadium...First up, we have a post match report from our midsummer Listed Lion Les Hammond who spoke to me in the i...

Woe, woe and thrice woe Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the looney tunes madhouse. Yes it’s the Ian Holloway asylum also known as Achtung Millwall edition 26 (not 25 as I mistakenly say in the intro to today's show)Listeners around the world, today’s show comes in two parts, first up is my personal take on yesterday’s shambles at The Den, followed swiftly by my post match analysis with Achtung reg...

Gordon Bennett what can we say about this season that hasn't already been said? Yet another fighting comeback from two goals behind, yet another point gained at a top six side and yet another sense of what could be if only our tactics from the start matched our enforced intentions once our backs are against the wall. Mind you, it wouldn't be Millwall if it was easy would it? Big thanks to both of...

A rain sodden, dull and dreary Valley was the venue for an 'ok' if nothing brilliant draw for the Lions in the Most-One-Sided-Local-Derby-Of-All-Time yesterday. El Classico is wasn't, but nevertheless a point at the start of proceedings would certainly have been taken by most Millwall fans we'd argue. This week's podcast includes a mobile report from show regular Stooza, as well as post match rabb...

Greetings pop pickers and welcome one and all to this international break special edition of Achtung! Millwall, featuring a slightly different theme tune for the occasion this week ...No Lions game to report on this week of course, but despair not as we lay before you a veritable cornucopia of Millwall conversation in its stead. In part one of today’s show we have a review of the season so far wit...

Roll up roll up roll up ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls ...You’ve heard of Oxford Circus. You’ve heard of Piccadilly Circus ... well this is he Ian Holloway circus. Two dramatic home games in a week leave Millwall acrobatically perched on the high wire wobbling just above the bottom three relegation spots. The name of this show is Achtung! Millwall and this is the number one podcast devoted t...

Or more succinctly, 3-1 to the referee. Yes indeed, a strong Millwall performance at Vicarage Road against the now table-topping Hornets was undone by yet another poor referee. One seemingly determined to prove that he was not going to be intimidated by those nasty away fans. Overall a decent show by the Lions, but in a game where the ref was so biased against us we were always going to be up agai...