ACES Radio

Recording live from Zauber Brewing Company! Recap of the games against NYRB and Bridgeview. Color impression updates. Man Balls. Getting to know International soccer legend and longtime fan of ACES Radio, Chris Doran! It's all downhill from here, folks. Speaking of downhill, segment three is a goddamned dumpster fire. Hot takes, blood points, prediction standings, #DosHiguains, Crewzers FC vs Wiza...

WHAT YEAR IS IT? Someone has malaria and Dilly Duka plays for the Crew. A recap of Crewzers FC vs. Montreal Impact. Man balls. Celebrity fan and #TIFOSWEAT legend Todd Stroufe stops by the show to talk about his love for Ohio State Football. Ladies and gentleman, the Hot Takes and Hotakes have a new dedicated home; THE BATTLE FOR THE GRAND PRIZE! Footgolf Classic 2016 recap, a discussion on a few...

Recap of Crewzers FC vs Tampa City Hooligans, thoughts on next round vs Bridgeview. Injuries! Injuries! Injuries! Man balls. Evonne drops the cool raps. Celebrity Fan interview with the president of The Sunshine Brigade, Evonne Seagull. Evonne drops more of the cool raps. Hot takes and Hotakes. ACES Radio wins an Emmy, but not really. Prediction standings, predictions, YNA tailgate info, and footg...

ALERT! ALERT! THIS IS NOT AN EPISODE OF ACES RADIO. THIS IS A TRAINING VIDEO SLASH TRAINING SEMINAR INTENDED FOR THE EARS OF JOHN ZIDAR ONLY. IF YOU ARE NOT JOHN ZIDAR, PLEASE SET YOURSELF ON FIRE IMMEDIATELY. THANK YOU. #WhisperFont

Recap of Crewzers vs. RSL and Crewzers vs. Chester Unions. The season is 41% done, so like, what does that mean, and stuff? Man Balls. Celebrity fan Darby Shnarfus stops by for six hours, and we talk to him about things and also about other things. Hot takes! Greg is deported! Morgan ruins the show! Julie Stankey wins internet points! FC Cincinnati rants! This and not a whole hell of a lot more in...

Recapping Crew vs. Toronto. Is a life without Gaston Sauro worth living? Man balls return after a one week unintentional hiatus. Celebrity fan and Hudson Street Hooligan president Katie Mitchell stops by to speak softly and infrequently into the microphone. Not good, like, at all. Hot takes! So many goddamned hot takes! Making demands of the front office regarding the upcoming 2016 Crew SC Footgol...

Crewzers FC potential US Open Cup 4th Round opponents are announced. Morgan wants to play Cincinnati, while John and Greg are piles of human garbage. Recapping Crew vs. Rapids. John still thinks losing 26 goals somehow makes Columbus a strong soccer team. No. Alex Thomas joins the program, and proceeds to be both the best and worst guest of all-time. This is possibly the greatest segment in ACES R...

Segment 1: Kei, Kei, Kei, Kei - Greg's suspension is updated, and Man Balls are given out. Segment 2: Angry Kip Lexner joins the program. Worst segment ever? Hell yes. Segment 3: Hot takes which are so hot that a wild Alex Stanek shows up to ruin the entire episode, and we preview the upcoming match against Colorado.

This one is completely out of order and filled with bullshit supporter drama, so pay no attention to what segment we may say we're in or if the episode sounds like it's ending. It's over when the counter reaches zero. Worst episode ever, and we mean it this time. Serenity now.

1. Recap of the win over Houston. What is a rivalry? Man Balls are given out. John Clem is in prison. 2. Horrible interview with Celebrity Fan Nate Beckman, including details on his genitals, and how they compare to John's genitals. 3. We go live on Periscope and dive deep into your extremely #HotTakes for the week. #HateWeek 2016: Columbus Crewzers FC vs. the Fighting Capos of Plascadia. Predicti...

1. Greg Benson is given a suspension for being a traitor. Recap of the win over NYCFC. Man Balls are given out to almost every Columbus starter. 2. Legitimately terrible interview with Celebrity Fan Todd Fichtenberg, including details on the legal battle with US Soccer over the Dos a Cero trademark, #NorOnTour, and The Sunshine Brigade. 3. Details on the Crew SC Gear Sale, and Google Earth stalkin...

Crewzers FC vs. Impact recap, Hot Takes galore. Shrek comes on earlier than scheduled to ruin everything. We briefly mention Robert Warzycha, then give out our Man Balls. The longest segment in the history of the world, featuring Celebrity Fan Srikanth Meka. I probably misspelled that. We read and react to your Hot Takes, both from Twitter and /r/TheMassive. Crew SC vs. NYCFC preview, update on pr...

Segments... Crew vs. Dallas Burn wrap-up, 2016 Crewzers FC Celebrity Fan Ratings, Man Balls of The Week, and a metric shit ton of Hot Takes. Getting to know Joey D. Abigail DiNapoli, who is one of the shitlords that runs Yellow Nation Army as well as Project Jukebox. This man is an ignorant slut. Recapping the hockey leg of the hashtag Columbus Cup 2016, why Clark Beacom has totally redeemed himse...

Segments... The USMNT defeats Guatemala in Columbus, OH. Should games that matter to the United States ever be played anywhere other than MAPFRE Stadium? Ethan Finlay impresses his home fans, and is robbed of a goal by some shitlord referee. Is Gregg Berhalter the next head coach of the US men's team, and will the we make it through to the HEX? Getting to know Celebrity Fan Bryan Levin, who was al...

  Segment 1 -A new co-host is added to the show. Yay! -That new co-host is Greg Benson. Boo! -Columbus Crewzers FC come away with a point in Bridgeview. Does America care? The answer is obviously no, America does not care at all. Segment 2 -We get to know Greg a little bit better. -Greg's boring stories cause blood to pour out of Morgan and John's eye sockets. -John tries to breastfeed Greg, Morga...

Segment 1 -Crew SC loss vs. Chester Union -Tactics, tactics, tactics! Segment 2 -Celebrity Fan Sean Kelly of NBCSN stops by and talks for an entire hour Segment 3 -It's Famous Fan John Zidar's birthday! He is old now -NorOnTour -Gregg Berhalter is the smartest man who ever lived -Crew SC vs. Bridgeview Fire predictions

Yes, we know that the audio is terrible and that it sounds like we recorded this in some giant, extravagant hall. We are very sorry, and it will never happen again. Please find it in your heart to forgive us.