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SEGMENT ONE : Recapping Crewzers FC vs. Real Salt Lake, Cracking the Code makes its triumphant return, and we hand out our Man Balls of The Week . SEGMENT TWO : Celebrity fan and failing minitailgate shitlord Patrick Jones stops by the program to talk about things and also about stuff. What a rare treat. SEGMENT THREE : We go live on Periscope for your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize...

SEGMENT 1:  Recapping Crew SC at Los Angeles Football Craft, Cracking the Code  makes it's triumphant return, and we hand out our Man Balls of The Week . SEGMENT 2:  Adam Jardy of the Columbus Dispatch stops by to discuss the health of his dog, and also, is his dog okay? Tune in to find out. SEGMENT 3:  We head live on Periscope to read your hot takes, aka The Battle for The Grand Prize . Predicti...

Don't forget to use the hashtag #MorganForBestFriendsClub.

Poopy poopy buttcracks.

Hi, my name is Anthony Precourt, and I have soft hands because I have never used them to build anything or perform any task ever in my entire life. I've never worked for anything, and I am a lying pile of human garbage. Please give me things because I feel that I deserve them.

The best friends club is real, and Morgan is definitely 100% in it and we are best friends together as people who are real and exist and eat at MCL or another restaurant that is a place that we go all the time as best friends. 

SEGMENT ONE : John and Darby are best friends who eat poop for lunch. SEGMENT TWO : John and Darby are best friends who eat poop for lunch. SEGMENT THREE : John and Darby are best friends who eat poop for lunch.

The Dave Greeley Show is filmed before a live studio audience. 

SEGMENT ONE : Recapping Crew SC vs. Philadelphia Union, Cracking the Code makes its triumphant return, and Man Balls of The Week . SEGMENT TWO : Celebrity fans Dave and Olivia Edinger stop by to talk about Amish stuff or speak in Pennsylvania-Dutch, or whatever. SEGMENT THREE : The Battle for The Grand Prize , prediction scores, prediction updates, the Weather Report with Alex Thomas , and preview...

WE WILL NOT TRY TO UNDERSTAND THE PROFESSIONAL SPORTS BUSINESS.

SEGMENT ONE : Anthony Precourt is a sociopath. SEGMENT TWO : Sean Sitar goes to see X-Man 3. SEGMENT THREE : We have a taco stand, there will not be a Crew game on.

SEGMENT ONE: Rob Schneider is a stapler. SEGMENT TWO: Oh tam tam tamaloo stops by for der prabes a lerb derp a lerb, also look at me I'm a praynus frank ah I go to a praynus braynus. SEGMENT THREE:  Battle for the grand prabes, prabevrabing Crew against Rabealabes, and der deeber. Ter herb ah berloo.

SEGMENT ONE:  Recapping Crew at Bridgeview F*re, Cracking the Code talks lawsuit, and Man Balls of The Week . SEGMENT TWO:  Celebrity guest David Miller stops by to talk about things and stuff. SEGMENT THREE:  Hot takes from The Massive, rrediction scores, prediction updates, previewing Crewzers FC at DC United.

SEGMENT ONE : Recapping Crew SC vs. Vancouver Whitecaps, Cracking the Code makes its triumphant return, and Man Ball of The Week . SEGMENT TWO : Celebrity fan Evonne Seagull stops by to sing some songs or whatever. SEGMENT THREE : The Battle for The Grand Prize , prediction scores, prediction updates, the Weather Report with Alex Thomas , and previewing Crewzers FC at Bridgeview Fire.

SEGMENT ONE : Recapping Crew SC vs DC United, Cracking the Code , and Man Balls of The Week . SEGMENT TWO : Celebrity fan Andy Stankey stops by the show to talk about things and stuff.  SEGMENT THREE : Hot takes, previewing Crewzers FC vs Vancouver Whitecaps.

SEGMENT ONE : Recapping Crew SC at Philadelphia Union, Cracking the Code , and Man Balls of The Week . SEGMENT TWO : Celebrity fan Jo Rodgers stops by the show to talk about things and stuff, and also how she's one of the top lads at attending City Council meetings in the game today. SEGMENT THREE : Hot takes, previewing Crewzers FC vs. DC United.

SEGMENT ONE : Recapping Crew SC vs. Montreal Impact, Cracking the Code , and Man Balls of The Week . SEGMENT TWO : Celebrity fan Tobias Roediger stops by the show to talk about things and stuff, and also how he's one of the top advertisingmen in the game today. SEGMENT THREE : Hot takes, previewing Crewzers FC vs. Philadelphia Union.

SEGMENT ONE : Recapping Crew SC at Toronto FC, Cracking the Code with celebrity fan Steve Abreu, and Man Balls of The Week . SEGMENT TWO : Celebrity fan Keith Naas stops by the show to talk about things and stuff, and also how he's one of the top threadman in the game today. SEGMENT THREE : Hot takes, previewing Crewzers FC vs. Montreal Impact.

SEGMENT ONE: The number 17 Buffalo Bills podcast within the outerbelt of 270 is back and worse than ever before! We talk Crewzers FC in the Carolina Challenge Cup, cover PSV's latest press release of failure, and hand out our first Man Balls of 2018. SEGMENT TWO: The first guest in ACES Radio history returns to talk #SaveTheCrew. His name is Sean Kelly , and his STC documentary is hitting the big...

CLIP SHOW TIME! Join us on a trip down memory lane to hear what the Columbus Crew means to some of our celebrity guests from episodes past. 

SEGMENT ONE: Updates on #SaveTheCrew, Cracking The Code, and Man Balls of The Week SEGMENT TWO: Mike Flick stops by to talk about stuff and also things. SEGMENT THREE: Trophies, Grand Prizes, Memories of Season Two, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more.

SEGMENT ONE : Recapping Crew at Toronto, Cracking The Code , and Man Balls of The Week . SEGMENT TWO : Celebrity Fan and Co-Host of 97.1 The Fan's Common Man and T-Bone , Jonathan "T-Bone" Smith stops by the show to talk about things and also stuff.  SEGMENT THREE : Recapping the latest failure in the long history of failed trips that is #NorOnTour. 

SEGMENT ONE: Cracking the Code with Celebrity Fan Tim Myers, as we discuss his recent narrative-destroying study of PSV talking points. Also, Man Balls of The Week . SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Guest Michael Arace of the Columbus Dispatch stops by to discuss how the Crew situation compares with the Hartford Whalers moving to Carolina in 1997. Also, things and stuff. SEGMENT THREE: Previewing Leg One of...

Recapping Crew vs. NYCFC,  Cracking the Code , and  Man Balls of The Week. Morgan, John, and Darby reflect back on the first two weeks of the #SaveTheCrew movement, and talk about where it goes from here. The final Blood Points of the year are handed out ( Battle For The Grand  Prize) , final prediction update of the year, previewing the second leg of the Eastern Conference Semifinals. 

SEGMENT ONE: #SaveTheCrew SEGMENT TWO: #SaveTheCrew SEGMENT THREE: #SaveTheCrew