Accuracy Third

Space Burrito is on Hummingbird Hill. Going the Distance. Getting a butt massage. Burning Leaves. Just a sip, Ranger. Near Watertown. Camp Sexy (or die.) Ponder's tingers. Dockle decker. 21 poof salute. Camp Dumpster Fire. A mature vibe. Doing all the partying @ Whiskey & Whores. Stick your head in our box. Shout-out Ginger Camp. Zip-tied to a shopping cart. Cosmic Lounge happened. None of the org...

The Seven Sisters / Pleiades project is on hold due to family emergency. If you have any money to kick their way, details are here in their gofundme: https://www.gofundme.com/f/gsghr-support-jias-fight-against-neuroblastoma/cl/s?lang=en_US&ts=1746555343&utm_campaign=fp_sharesheet&utm_content=amp13_c&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=copy_link&attribution_id=sl%3A35dc801c-6feb-444b-a70b-d755ec204a53 O...

Compost Queen is BRCU LNT. Moar Gate moar often. Introducing Tarzan. Calling Fuckfrankie. Great achievemenxpectationsat the Slut Olympics. Oh no a bag. Everyone's appreciation station. Live, Laugh, Loot. Balloon hexagoon. Conference table. Cum shoot. Uhaul Express. This special moment. Reno truck shit. Carnies do it for real.  https://www.avclub.com/malcolm-in-the-middle-reboot-bryan-cranston MUSI...

Stories of Playa Restoration 2024 after killing time till Resto with Shortbus, Texas Tater, Sausage Girl, Happy Max, and Steamboat (feat. Xeno & Daddy Issues.) The cream of the dregs. This is fun. RPD. Sliding through it. There's Commissary. Tent stake. Old man burner, you. How Resto works. This one is where you know where to look. Freebirdin' boss stuff. Fuck all these Cybermusks. Getting shot-at...

Stories about Gate & PEERs with LATE BUS & Handstuff! Nakey Jay on the Discord. Wherein we realize Bri-Bri's name is Hand stuff. Overplanning wrong. Very loosely the Canadiens. Raw welcome. We do it for the ort. Taking thew lead. BBs everywhere is the Mind Killer. What's PEERs? Volunteer exam. Pillow on a stick.  ZoomZoomConnect.com/letters&numbers4days. Frog nuts Camp. Nakey Jay's understudy. Met...

Good afternoon from Cold Day in London who has plenty of playa names. Ultra drinking & running. Motorboat Monday @ the Hash House Harriers. Katy Perry Killed it. Camp Settle This Like Men. Do It Yourself Abortion Camp. Sheep lungs @ 10AM. Drinking hard. 50k pushers. Photos for both of them. Foamy homies. Hoverlandia. Society for Temporal. There is no refusing The Aquarium. The Odyssey. The failed...

Burning Man Carole, Esq. Documentary discovery. The horrible Hell Co. year. Doing Cacophony things. WoW Burning Man guild pressure. The Sultry Attorney. Thank you, Ranger. Incorporating documentations. Insurance litigation. Husbanding man '96. Freebirding. Paul Addis burnt The Man down! Bringing your weapon up. Mimosa cart ageism. Jerk Cathedral. The nicest pervert you would ever meet at Burning M...

In this Burn Barrel episode, Xeno brings us Peypey, Daughter of a Preacher Dame. DPW & radio names. Glizzy buddies & Paper Sack. Everything every where with us. American Movie. Boondock Saints. Mother God/7M. Coming with Rumor. Traveling incest carnies fair. The Doll House. The kerfluffle. Fluff Lore. Airport encounters. Reverse shopping. Those fucking shrimps. That Fallout TV Show. & the games &...

2001 through the Minister of Propaganda & beyond. Will Chase & his hot, hot takes. Embargoed OSS. The Art Council. Artery. That floofy go down. Material Culture Archive. Banana for Honoraria scale. Social media in moderation. XRT. STEPping out of the shit. Dicky in the box. The link is in the show notes. Free Mayo. Clearly labeled. Murder Johnny BORG as well. Outstripped the abundance. Jackrabbit...

Partner Dance Vernacular Ad Hoc Dance Camp as a category with Cap'n Grace. Average 6 versus elite 8. This interview is transformative. For the scene. Poolrooms for months. Douchebag and break things. Screwed a lot. This Kinect Dancevice. The Eugeneiuses. Don't send a child to do a crash job. EXCEPT FOR KIDSVILLE. 6 years of engagement. Wes of space. & then came Sam. Types of fun. Extraordinary val...

Stinger hardly know her. Queen sounds too pretentious. The swells. Don't bother. Flags & beer. Team Wear-Black-in-the-Sun. Consenting to Capture the Flag. Topless Tuesday. Taking a vow of drunk. Paraphrasing DEVO. Just jump on it. The 2015 Trebuchet and the untrustworthiness of The Simpsons to Burning Man Burning Man Burning Manly enough. Sustainable jackassery. Temple of the Flying Spaghetti Mons...

Laugh with us and Snafu, nee Ranger Finger Wolf. Burning Man, bro. The BBC. BRING YOUR MEAT TO BMIR. A holiday fuck-someone-else. Sponge eater. The tree of not for you. Porn stories.  Opening Soon. Grover &. SHRED.  Get away from me, SWAG. Working Man Woes. Oh, Rangering. Afrika burn exchange. That new gag smell. A mandala for one week. MUSIC: "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Bloop" by Late Bus JOIN OU...

Leaving Lost Balance. They give you a hat, don't they? Shapes. Naga the Captain. The speed of the pain of the white light. Lotus McBotus vibes. Lights in sticks. Skygazing susurrusly. Blind Temple burn. Together4NEVA. Not fine, nothing is fine. Fail wheel. Cone! Fartin' Fire Piece. Helios? Poking of stuff. The guy in the shed. Solid Ramp. Jackelope razor blade. Peckening. For your wine blog. A lit...

LISTENER APPRECIATION PARTY! 2:00 PM @ Lamplighters Bar on Weds of Event Week. Season ender talky-talky episode for your packing day or drive to Burning Man.  The coffee burns! But there are other things worth drinking in the world. Like canned cocktails! The Ranch. Critical NW. Minty Fresh NW. Floating Down NW. Cougar Oogle Hour NW. Sparkle Ponied NW. The Salon Factory. Instantiating Beth's fucki...

Extra tough. Diplo's shoes. Commissary. The Man rope. Knots. Sea Daddies. Illumination art shop. Rigging. Three day washing problem. Kitchen excellence. Tattoos. Underwater. The Grotto. MUSIC: "Think Only Words" by Late Bus A3rd VAG (Virgin Acculturation Guide): https://accuracythird.com/survival-guide/virgin-acculturation-guide/ JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY...

Fender Bender, but also Punisher (from S05 E23.) So Hoyle & Super Pet. Butt hump lamps. The Lantern with The Wick or The Dirty Dietz? Lamplighter kitchen = 75*2. Beth's ass: wet. A NIGHTMARE of eggs. Mud pasta. Docking burgers. Gendered chickens. The live stream could I? Rock, paper, Dildo. Thad on Thad violence. A bloody Flip Flop. Inner Pees. MUSIC: "Think Only Words" by Late Bus Fender Bender k...

Other This Travis is Tri-Trav McDanger. Weird: 2006ish. Illumination Monoliths. The Vulcan Town Empire Collective Town. An acquired scent. The Persistence of Dali. Singular bag pile. Tuesday, Thursday, Friday probably 2025. Spin Jam! Society. Fire spinning conclave. Un-fuck your burn. FIST CHURCH FOR FUCK'S SAKE. Dday gets his plaudits. Mongols & their mongolizing.  Vulcan Empire website: https://...

Xeno brought us a Mateo. Name dropping Robert Burke's Buffalo. The Cyber Bus Buffalo. Some real douche bags. The Directioner. Monkey Ranch. Extra Action Marching Band. Qualified operators. Dada Fest. Extreme Elvis. Blindspotting. Heather votes for blood. La Contessa. The Poet Answan. Formal Wear for a Messy Evening. Rime of the Ancient Mariner but like as a theme or something. Greg Jones, Amazing...

Meet Paige, purveyor of fine cat buttholes. Individual cupcake butts. Butthole Mounting System (BMS). Shouting at buttholes. Getting the Flem out. VW Bus Camp Walter. Buszilla. New Theme: Bad Snacks. A Volkswagen friend. Math Camp. Hula Hooping Economy. The Lost Machine. Henry Chang's awesome cars. Stardust. Purr Pods. Point San Pablo Harbor.  MUSIC: "Beer for Lunch" by Late Bus JOIN OUR DISCORD:...

Get a taste of the treats that our patrons receive. The almost-unedited conversation between DDay, Beth, and Iandustrial about Soak, but mostly what happened at the wet burn and how stupid Burning Man themes are. 

It's time for another Burn Barrel chat-a-thon episode! Rex: confidenty doesn't know what he's talking about. DDay: confidently along for the ride. Beth: confidently making things simple and clear. All of us: making requests of Late Bus. Couple to Thruple. That Kevin Spacey Documentary. Crumb.  Ask A3rd Anythings: Why did y'all stop doing the cut-in edits? When you do Resto Ep? Performance art thin...

Overfuckingrated at SOAK 2023. IANDUSTRIAL. SHE WHO HAS NO NAME AT THE MOMENT. SPACE CADET. NATASHA. Ignition NW. Critical (Massive.) Counting the sex camps. Kinky Fucking Campers. Sex positivity. DTF = not a sex camp. RevoFUCKINGlution. AbsoFUCKINGlution. IPfuckingA. A glory hole shadow theater with corndogs. Main Burnarble Structure. Summer Camp. Cold S'mores. Flaming Giraffe Art Car. Big jellyf...

Justice for Snieeeffles with Bandicunt & Emerald. Struggles. Pizza girlfriend. WTF, Reno hotels? Mrs. Robinson camp. Reflective sails. No dick for Sneeeffles. La Victrola. Night at the car spike. Frozen oasis. Wrecked car. Hate 15. MUSIC: "nOISE BEAT" by Late Bus (from discord & NH) JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/hwwbQfVW FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon:...

Professor Plague but also the return of Frisky Whiskey. Talking to anyone about how Survey starts it all. Impatient, but slow. Captain Blackthorn. Haboob. The Octagon. PLACEMEEEEEENT! The Raven. Squiring. Defining the promenades. Cadmus's hypersigil. The cops have visited. 5:30 & Man Face. Infrastructural art. THE APPARATUS. The citadel and the shrine. The Hobo Gobbelins. Spires Music Conservatory...