Abject Suffering

Abject Suffering 133: The Three Stooges 21.03.2016 33:33 ↓

The Attic Stooge is like a hot tub or pool. Even if you don't use it yourself, you keep it around for the resale value.

Abject Suffering 132: Eternity's Child 14.03.2016 39:47 ↓

It's the longest we've ever stayed on topic as we talk about a reviled recent indie release, and its questionable creator.

Abject Suffering 131: Don't Go Alone 07.03.2016 28:51 ↓

This game is good. So good that we spend our time taking quizzes about teen substance abuse.

Abject Suffering 130: Spot Goes to Hollywood 29.02.2016 31:08 ↓

It's another explosion at the Asset Factory as mascots go on parade to pick up the wreckage. Do we all look like Spot to Dracula?

Abject Suffering 129: Nightmare Creatures 22.02.2016 52:19 ↓

Discussion of this highly adequate proto-Bloodborne segues into nightmare therapy.

Abject Suffering 128: Faceball 2000 15.02.2016 34:20 ↓

Listen in for Gary's most incredulous reaction to Kole yet.

Abject Suffering 127: The Terminator 08.02.2016 59:31 ↓

Jim Crawford helps us build a hellcube of flesh in which to play painball. Special Guest: Jim Crawford.

Abject Suffering 126: Omikron: The Nomad Soul 01.02.2016 37:34 ↓

In memoriam.

Abject Suffering 125: Rascal 25.01.2016 47:09 ↓

The Rascal is a shit person of dark origins and darker designs. Don't let him corrupt your sweet baby boy.

Abject Suffering 124: SOS 18.01.2016 44:07 ↓

Something terrible has happened, but we must soldier on as we did before. RIP Phillipe and Renaldo?

Abject Suffering 123: The R-Zone Zone 11.01.2016 48:06 ↓

After some unfortunate happenings with the network, we are forbidden from doing any more episodes of Abject Suffering. But, with some re-tooling, we're happy to reveal our newest property: The R-Zone Zone.

Abject Suffering 122: Ribbit King 05.01.2016 42:49 ↓

Let's talk about frolf and other fever dreams.

Abject Suffering 121: T&C Surf Designs 28.12.2015 37:02 ↓

Gather 'round the table, one and all, and share in a slice of this mean, mean tube.

Abject Suffering 120: Alpha Mission 21.12.2015 31:14 ↓

This never would have flown in Zelda Times.

Abject Suffering 119: LSD Dream Emulator 14.12.2015 38:59 ↓

This week's episode is a serious contemplation of the competing merits of random content and authored content. No goofs this week, no ma'am.

Abject Suffering 118: Dunjax 08.12.2015 38:47 ↓

This week, we Dunjax the Dunjax until the Dunjax Dunjax.

Abject Suffering 117: The Aidyn Chronicles 30.11.2015 34:21 ↓

Remember that time in the 90's when we all had pica?

Abject Suffering 116: Wade Hixton's Counter Punch 24.11.2015 38:37 ↓

Listen to two nerds be ambivalent about sports and punching.

Abject Suffering 115: Spelunker 16.11.2015 37:43 ↓

This week, we call an audible and talk about Spelunker in one of our rare in-person episodes. Is the crown prince of kusoge as bad as everyone says?

Abject Suffering 114: Rap Jam: Volume 1 09.11.2015 34:39 ↓

What's harder: Talking about sports, rap music, or staying awake? The answer may surprise you.

Abject Suffering 113: Mountain Bike Rally 03.11.2015 34:15 ↓

Now we need to strike exercise games off of our list, although this did teach us about the futility of ever trying to control our actions.

Abject Suffering 112: Monster Party 26.10.2015 39:30 ↓

What does Monster Party have in common with going to municipal water treatment plants and living in a spooky RV? NOTHING.

Abject Suffering 111: Mortal Kombat: Special Forces 20.10.2015 48:59 ↓

Gate 1 darkness the world of demons Gate 2 my guards are watching you Gate 3 only evil lives here Gate 4 theres no way out Gate 5 feel the fire Gate 6 pick up your weapons and fight And dance with the devil

Abject Suffering 110: Total Recall 12.10.2015 34:54 ↓

Howdy, Quaid. If you're watching this, that means that Kuato is dead, and you led us to him. I knew that you wouldn't let me down. Sorry for all of the shit I've put you through, but hey, what are friends are for? All I want to do is wish you happiness and good living, old buddy, but unfortunately, that's not gonna happen. You see, that's "my" body you have there, and I want it back. Sorry for bei...

Abject Suffering 109: Mario's Early Years 06.10.2015 45:37 ↓

This week on Abject Suffering, we learn a valuable lesson. To never do educational games again.