Abject Suffering

Greed is good, and so is this game... kinda.

This game, also known as Menace Beach, teaches us that even Sunday School teachers can be sexy.

Get along there pardner, to listen to us holler 'bout them FMV cowpokes over yonder.

It came from Brazil!

Don't get it twisted: We like this game.

When you go to the toilet, make sure it's a toilet.

Cave men AND ninjas? This is conceptually crowded. Please note: the last half hour of this episode is all spoiler-chat for Westworld.

It's a black sheep, ugly duckling, awkward teen. It's Castlevania 64, and we use it to talk about weird sex.

Today we revisit the classic Leonard Nimoy documentary: "In Search of... Mascot". Sega, what were you thinking?

Stay tuned through the end to learn shocking new facts about Beholders and Alton Brown.

Discussion of a bland D&D game for Genesis gives way to talk about sports, then a little bit about politics. Sorry, we're only human!

A small error and Marvel's lack of originality has lead to another classic Abject Suffering book report mix-em-up!

My cyber friends, let us avoid the crunchpunks by plugging this filthy jack into the back of our elbows... Here we are: absorbed within the placentaverse of this vegan dopplersphere. Links: peaceful skeleton realm attacked by helicopter - YouTube

Can gritty presentation save a mediocre third person shooter? We find out what separates the 50 Cents from the rest. Links: Postal, Hatred, and Weighing the Worth of Asshole Simulators - YouTube

Our most foul game prototype yet springs from a game that falls in the bottom 5% of everything we've ever covered on this show.

Hi, I'm Maga Morn and I'm here to beat the Robert Masters.

Inside the case, you find an object so cursed that even Strahd would object to its existence. A dim mist descends.... You are now in Ravenloft.

Europe was a mistake.

Slight discussion of a super British anti-game quickly gives way to an anxious therapy session about the 2016 US election. You've been forewarned!

We recorded this one in case of emergency, since our great godfather died on Columbus Day. Links: Gremlins 2: The New Batch (video game) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Gremlins 2 - Nes - The New Batch - Full Playthrough - No Death - YouTube Gremlins 2 DOS - final level - YouTube DOS - Gremlins 2: The New Batch (Motivetime) - YouTube Gremlins 2 Completed No Miss Game Boy - YouTube Key & Pee...

Gotta say this will be a weird one, Syrg. It's a dicey thing to talk about, hopefully we treat the subject matter with a respect that is completely lacking in the original product. Links: GBDNATE FAQ — A rundown of some of the goofier parts of the game's development.

Prepare for a game that's better than Mario Paint, if your metric for quality is "number of animal sounds available for music composition". Links: Fun'n Games (SNES Gameplay) - YouTube Fun 'n Games - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

From behind you, you hear a wheezing rasp. Before you can turn, you feel the rush of air. You know he's standing there, wagging both his finger and his hammer. As though to confirm the inevitable, you make the last movement you'll ever make. You wheel around. It's Kernel Kleanup. You've been deemed inpure. Oblivion awaits. Links: Pesterminator: The Western Exterminator - Wikipedia, the free encycl...

It's an also-ran on the level of Sparkster and Bubsy, an attempt to cash in on the mascot craze with the ugliest hero imaginable. It's Aero, the Acrobatic Bat.

This raffle-winner episode about a terrible, outdated isometric collectathon comes with a SEVERE content warning for the last third of the episode... specifically for people who get squeamish about eye stuff.