Abject Suffering

Our most foul game prototype yet springs from a game that falls in the bottom 5% of everything we've ever covered on this show.

Hi, I'm Maga Morn and I'm here to beat the Robert Masters.

Inside the case, you find an object so cursed that even Strahd would object to its existence. A dim mist descends.... You are now in Ravenloft.

Europe was a mistake.

Slight discussion of a super British anti-game quickly gives way to an anxious therapy session about the 2016 US election. You've been forewarned!

We recorded this one in case of emergency, since our great godfather died on Columbus Day. Links: Gremlins 2: The New Batch (video game) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Gremlins 2 - Nes - The New Batch - Full Playthrough - No Death - YouTube Gremlins 2 DOS - final level - YouTube DOS - Gremlins 2: The New Batch (Motivetime) - YouTube Gremlins 2 Completed No Miss Game Boy - YouTube Key & Pee...

Gotta say this will be a weird one, Syrg. It's a dicey thing to talk about, hopefully we treat the subject matter with a respect that is completely lacking in the original product. Links: GBDNATE FAQ — A rundown of some of the goofier parts of the game's development.

Prepare for a game that's better than Mario Paint, if your metric for quality is "number of animal sounds available for music composition". Links: Fun'n Games (SNES Gameplay) - YouTube Fun 'n Games - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

From behind you, you hear a wheezing rasp. Before you can turn, you feel the rush of air. You know he's standing there, wagging both his finger and his hammer. As though to confirm the inevitable, you make the last movement you'll ever make. You wheel around. It's Kernel Kleanup. You've been deemed inpure. Oblivion awaits. Links: Pesterminator: The Western Exterminator - Wikipedia, the free encycl...

It's an also-ran on the level of Sparkster and Bubsy, an attempt to cash in on the mascot craze with the ugliest hero imaginable. It's Aero, the Acrobatic Bat.

This raffle-winner episode about a terrible, outdated isometric collectathon comes with a SEVERE content warning for the last third of the episode... specifically for people who get squeamish about eye stuff.

The ultimate lesson of this tech-demo stretched to full game is "be yourself." Also, if any viscous substance crosses our doorstep, we'll immediately start talking about ejaculate.

Nick Glauber joins us this week to talk about a misguided Christian FPS that's so bad, it makes us physically ill and destroys our computers. Special Guest: Nick Glauber.

The only "rad" thing about this game is its name, but there might be something worthwhile here. Also, orbs. Orbs. Orbs.

It's a game that will make you physically ill, and ideologically queasy!

Thus begins a strange new fascination.

Of all the games to break the top 10% of things we've covered for the show, how in the world is "Boogerman" one of them?

It's our most upsetting episode opening to date!

Up Next: The Christian spinoff, Sonic Sinball.

An infamously bad redemption. Thanks for being with us for 150 episodes!

Evan Jones Thorne, you've been down too long in the midnight sea. Oh what's becoming of me. Ride the tiger, you can see his stripes but you know he's clean... Oh don't you see what I mean. Gotta get away... Evan Jones Thorne. Special Guest: Evan Jones Thorne.

The Forces of Evil are bolstered as Fruit Man joins their ranks, with his demonic possession meat puppet Dizzy and their plaything Nuts.

In the warmth of Derek's reign, we must still suffer through this inventive, sublime, but outdated wreck of a game.

Bump to the boom to the boom to the bass, bump to the Praise Derek!

Jeremy Greer joins us to talk about the least-inspired X-Men game since the NES one. Special Guest: Jeremy Greer.