A Whole New Pod

Dunston (Dustin) has checked back in and joined the boyz for The Luck of the Irish, a DCOM that breaks new ground by focusing on a teen who discovers that he has magic in his family's history... and it changes his life! Positively earthshattering. And there's basketball! Wikipedia plot synopsis of The Luck of the Irish

In this episode, Lucas and Jacob dish on Motocrossed , a DCOM that combines the unlikely elements of dirt bike racing and Shakespeare's "Twelfth Night," creating a pairing that somehow rivals chocolate and peanut butter! Then the boyz utilize their knowledge and expertise to answer the questions the world has been clamoring for: who will be the big winners at the 2020 Oscars? Only AWNP is qualifie...

Reality may have finally hit the milestone year of 2020, but the AWNP boyz are looking to the future and beyond with the inaugural DCOM sequel Zenon: The Zequel, a movie that, in the grand pantheon of cinematic follow-ups, sits somewhere between The Dark Knight and Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit. Wikipedia plot synopsis of Zenon: The Zequel

It's a Christmas Miracle; the boyz actually covered a holiday-themed DCOM in a timely manner! You could even say it's... The Ultimate Christmas Present. That's the movie they watched. These are the jokes folks... Happy Holidays! Wikipedia plot synopsis of The Ultimate Christmas Present

In this episode, Lucas psychoanalyzes his cohosts, Jacob goes deep into his traumatic past with teenage girls, and Sam theorizes that—wait for it—a DCOM mom wants to sleep with her son! All this and more as the AWNP boyz discuss Phantom of the Megaplex! Wikipedia plot synopsis of Phantom of the Megaplex

Get ready for another spoooooooky DCOM just in time for... Thanksgiving! While the boyz were thwarted once again by the ever-onward march of time, they are thankful for Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire, a DCOM all about how to best lie to your parents and endanger them due to your own selfishness! Then, keeping with the podcast's spirit of timeliness, Lucas breaks down some of the weirder "films" a...

The boyz celebrate the podcast's one-year anniversary with their friend Sam and a double dose of Andrew Lawrence in The Other Me. And with Sam in the "studio," you can guarantee one thing: Lucas can't keep his contrived sexual fantasies under control!   Wikipedia plot synopsis of The Other Me

"It's quints."       Wikipedia plot synopsis of Quints

It's back to the pits of DCOM despair, as Jacob and Lucas discuss Horse Sens—err, Ready to Run , a movie both instantly forgettable and depressingly terrible! Wikipedia plot synopsis of Ready to Run

The boyz are dazed, confused, and reeling after watching Stepsister from Planet Weird, a DCOM where the creative team never heard the word "NO!" However, as the upstanding podcasting professionals they are, Lucas and Jacob do their best to maintain their composure and deliver the goods. But as they say, the road to hell is paved with good intentions and these stepsisters aren't making it easy!   W...

Lucas and Jacob are stuck in the middle with Miracle in Lane 2, a based on actual events DCOM starring Frankie Muniz as a paraplegic boy with aspirations for soapbox derby victory. And just because it comes from a true story doesn't mean the Disney channel writers don't take some creative liberties, like having a surprise appearance by *checks notes* GOD?! Wikipedia plot synopsis of Miracle in Lan...

Rip Girls' main girl Sydney wants to know what happened to her mom, but all Lucas and Jacob want to know is what it means to "rip?" And if that mystery weren't enough for a single episode, the boys also try to get to the bottom of the question that's haunted the DCOM fandom for 20 years: who was using the binoculars?! Wikipedia plot synopsis of Rip Girls

Feeling a little emotional whiplash coming off of The Color of Friendship, Lucas and Jacob kick back and take it easy with their bowling expert friend Dustin and analyze the vastly less serious DCOM Alley Cats Strike. Wikipedia plot synopsis of Alley Cats Strike Aaaaaand another episode, another audio issue! This time Lucas is really loud and sounds like he's talking through a drive-thru speaker!...

Better late than never, the boyz are back from another hiatus! This time Jacob and Lucas tackle (and try to goof on) a subject neither are even remotely qualified for: the politics and race relations of 1970s apartheid South Africa! Bet you didn't expect to find that in a DCOM, but The Color of Friendship is far from your typical DCOM. Wikipedia plot synopsis of The Color of Friendship General hea...

A Whole New Pod is officially a teenager, and Lucas and Jacob start the angsty teen years off with the 2000 DCOM Up, Up and Away, a superhero movie about power, responsibility, and a little thing called family. Also in this episode: the boyz drop well-informed knowledge bombs about how best to tone your buttocks and get the steeliest of buns! Wikipedia plot synopsis of Up, Up, and Away

Lawrence Brothers Mania is sweeping through the AWNP studio (an empty bedroom) Not only that, but the brothers' inaugural DCOM outing Horse Sense seems to have infected Jacob and Lucas with a serious disease: the inability to stop speaking in horrible southern accents!

Is Sam just a permanent member of the podcast now?! Probably not! But he is back with Lucas and Jacob to discuss the scariest DCOM around; eat your heart out Halloweentown, cause it's all about Don't Look Under the Bed!

Jacob and Lucas are joined once again by Sam, and the trio confronts the world's "coolest" thirteen-year-old. Two words: Chaz Anthony.     There were no guitar squeals...

Jacob and Lucas try their best to ride the thematic waves of Johnny Tsunami, covering everything from paternal hate to socioeconomic inequality. What is this movie?! NOTE: Guess what? Our technical difficulties our back! Somehow there was an error with one of our audio tracks that kept causing it to get desynced, so we had to rely on just a single track... so the audio kinda sucks! We plan to real...

Jacob and Lucas are joined by friend Sam for a wild time analyzing the greatly anticipated Smart House. Just how predictive was the DCOM of our current technological state? I feel a Buzzfeed "article" waiting to be written! Required Viewing

Jacob and Lucas poke their heads out of the frozen Minnesota tundra just long enough for a fun(?) trip to the beach with the mermaid-centric DCOM  The Thirteenth Year  #CodySux

In this episode, Jacob gets a little too personal about a sexy fish-lady, while Lucas unearths dark, scarring memories from deep within his subconscious. The cause? The extraterrestrial romp  Can of Worms!

Zetus Lapetus! It's a new year, a new DCOM, and a new ...century? Join Lucas and Jacob as they delve into what the future has in store for us in Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century! Spoiler alert: it's mostly 1999 except with bad CG and lame slang.

Season's greetings from your favorite DCOM "experts!" It's been over a month, but Lucas and Jacob wanted to make sure you got the gift you've been hoping for the most: a topical review of the 1998 Disney Channel holiday classic Halloweentown. We've got a real Jack Skellington situation on our hands... (NOTE: in the interminable period since we last recorded, Lucas forgot how to properly capture th...

Yo, broskies! Get ready for a totally tubular and gnarly ep, as Lucas and Jacob tackle the X-TREME sports DCOM Brink. Don't have a cow, man!