A Slightly Twisted Opinion

Trump arrested; Putin charged with war crimes; phallic Easter candy and more extraordinary follies from the world.

Snakes in the kitchen; incomplete bowel movements; putting your nuts in a bag and other peculiarities of life are among the random, delusional ramblings in this episode

A self-driving car that can repossess itself; the allegedly hideous dining faux pas of the Bidens; the health department helps a wiener entrepreneur and other tidbits of the human condition that make us question the very core of the space time continuum.

Woman goes berserk at Popeyes; man attacks slot machine at the casino; Satanic after school activities and Lady GaGa gets sued. All this brain stimulation and more in this action packed episode…

NYC subway requires dogs to be put in bags; Barney The Purple Dinosaur gets a new look; cars that can fly into space and other deranged happenings from the world in which we dwell.

Chinese balloons in US airspace; a controversial drawing of a pink pig done by an 11 year old; the boorish behavior at the State Of The Union address and other assorted ramblings to make you ponder our existence.

Damar Hamlin mocked by the pathetic “comedy” of Jim Breuer; the tragic Tyre Nichols case; the Fireball lawsuit; a black bear taking selfies in the woods and a convenience store requiring the employees to have perfect teeth.

Discussing the Alec Baldwin charges; the unexpected hazards of pissing the bed; do a good deed and Walmart calls the cops on you; Buzz Aldrin ties the knot at 93. All this sheer informative entertainment in just one episode!

Prince Harry’s book; Texas Roadhouse idiocy; buffoons who call 911 to get help moving; pissing on a passenger during a flight and angry, impatient consumers.

Putin's health issues; New Year's Eve jocularity; why we're in the midst of the 6th mass extinction and preventing people from going gaga when first radio contact is made with extraterrestrials.

Texas governor dumps migrants in the bitter cold; horrendous customer service at a car wash; thoughts on New Year’s Eve and an abandoned dog rescued by United Airlines

Imagining Trump in prison; gunfire is not necessary for a lost pizza and other jumbled ramblings induced by spiked egg nog…

Discussing the “Respect For Marriage Act;” warfare with squirrels; using the Xmas tree as a weapon and other vivacious rants…

Trying to get a doctor's appointment; beware of those medicinal side effects and my thoughts on dealing with porch pirates

Mac & cheese problems; are ancient Romans really a good business model and trying to find a damn pay phone are among the barrage of thoughts emanating from my oral orifice this week.

Thanksgiving traditions; potty training gone wrong; Todd and Julie Christly in addition to other nearly coherent ranting…

Picking your nose; Idiocy of Trump 2024; Kanye and some other sporadic thoughts that manage to escape my brain…

My musings on a blind man arrested because of his cane; and I take time to rant about the state of politics as well as the dangers of allowing imbecilic radicals to call the shots.

Ass fondling at Dunkin; taking revenge against a crab; why Dr Oz is a buffoon and more merriment for your listening pleasure.

Turning the Halloween tradition upside down!

A rogue squirrel invades a bakery and a naked guy with a shotgun are a few of the recent oddities in the world.

DeSantis and the migrants; rent a car and get arrested for grand theft auto; celebrating “talk like a pirate day,” and my plan to bring civility back to society.

The apparent stupidity of some members of Gen Z; giving lap dances at the nursing home and other thoughts in my brain.

The pastor who demanded a free Movado watch from his flock, a dumb dude selling human remains on Facebook, what's up with modern car washes, and my thoughts on the extraordinary legacy of The Queen.

A woman harassing a blind man at the gym, strange ways to extort money in California, a mysterious flashing red light in the studio & much more...