A Simple Alias

This is the one where we watch the episode twice. It's also the one where Sark and Lauren are bad (but hot), Sloane is manipulative (what else is new), and Bree (@bleach226) and Jess (@jesspkoehler) decide that Shining Sword is a much better name for a themed pub than for a potential terrorist organization. MUSIC: If you're streaming and want to line up the scenes with the original feature songs,...

This is the one where Quentin Tarantino is back (!) and Vivica A. Fox is guest starring (!)... it's also the one where Marshall and Carrie get married (!!) as she goes into labor (!!!), Sark and Lauren team up (!!!!), and Jess (@jesspkoehler) and Bree (@bleach226) have a new ship to ship. MUSIC: If you're streaming and want to line up the scenes with the original feature songs, here are the sound...

This is the one where Sydney and Vaughn are captured in North Korea and face a firing squad after a desperate kiss because they will ALWAYS find each other. This is also the one where Bree (@bleach226) and Jess (@jesspkoehler) deep dive on Lauren's character...and Jess wonders if Bree might be a spy.   MUSIC: If you're streaming and want to line up the scenes with the original feature songs, here...

This is the one where Kendall (!!) fills Sydney in on the last two years (!!). It's also the one where Bree (@bleach226) heard a familiar voice in an unexpected setting and Jess (@jesspkoehler) went speechless upon learning it... and everyone gets a MASSIVE reveal at the end.   MUSIC: The featured music matched in this episode. Connect with us on Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter at @SimpleAliasCas...

This is the one where Will is back, Sark is "reunited" with his father and Lindsey's plan to take out Sydney backfires...this is also the one where Bree (@bleach226) and Jess (@jesspkoehler) gush over Bradley Cooper being back and needing Will as an agent. MUSIC: If you're streaming and want to line up the scenes with the original feature songs, here are the sound clips. Will and Sydney catch up a...

This is the one where Sydney punches Lauren in the face (for real), Lauren slams Sydney into a wall (in a dream), Sydney kisses Vaughn (for real), and Dixon drives Sydney into her apartment where Weiss and Marshall are playing poker (in a dream). This is also the one where Bree (@bleach226) and Jess (@jesspkoehler) get very invested in the dream state and the reality. MUSIC: If you're streaming an...

This is the one where we are hitting breaking points left and right throughout the episode, and Bree (@bleach226) and Jess (@jesspkoehler) are having alllll the feels. This is also the one where Lauren helps break Sydney out of Lindsey's custody. MUSIC: If you're streaming and want to line up the scenes with the original feature songs, here are the sound clips. Jack goes undercover at FEMA (start...

This is the one where Sydney and Sloane (!?) go on a mission to China and Bree (@bleach226) and Jess (@jesspkoehler) can't stop gushing about how much they love these actions (we're sorry Sydney!). This is also the one where Sark tells Lauren who Julia Thorne is and Lauren tells Lindsey, much to Vaughn's dismay.  MUSIC: This episode didn't have any featured music, but the song the orchestra was pl...

This is the one where Bree (@bleach226) and Jess (@jesspkoehler) fan girl over the return of Merrin Dungey as Allison (aka Bad Francie and previously real Francie). MUSIC: If you're streaming and want to line up the scenes with the original feature songs, here are the sound clips. Sydney running (start 01:24): Play Last Chance by Jet starting the song at approximately 00:10. At the club in Milan (...

This is the one where Vaughn is in a coma for most of the episode, Jack almost gets shot, Sloane becomes a double agent (?!), and Lauren asks Sydney to put in for a transfer. This is also the one where Bree (@bleach226) inserts her own fanfiction into her episode watch Bree and Jess (@jesspkoehler) get mad at Lauren for asking for that transfer. MUSIC: If you're streaming and want to line up the s...

This is the one where Bree (@bleach226) and Jess (@jesspkoehler) have Buffy/Angel vibes and create a Vampire Diaries crossover mid episode. It's also the one where we discover a significant missing link in Sydney's lost two years in the form of Simon Walker, and the one where the show is very Alias and leaves us hanging off of a cliff...or rather lying at the bottom of a ravine, with a gravely inj...

This is the one where Bree (@bleach226) and Jess (@jesspkoehler) struggle with their feelings about Lauren and worry about Marshall being too good at his job... again. It's also the one where Sark is trying to get Project Medusa and Sydney and Vaughn have to go in to stop him from getting it. MUSIC:  If you're streaming and want to line up the scenes with the original feature songs, here are the s...

This is the one where Bree (@bleach226) and Jess (@jesspkoehler) neeeeed Vaughn to teach more French. It's also the one where The Covenant wants Sark for Sark's money because it turns out he's Lazarey's son (?!), Jack uses fake AIM to contact Irina, and we meet Vaughn's wife Lauren (briefly, at the very end, hi). MUSIC:  If you're streaming and want to line up the scenes with the original feature...

This is the one where  Bree (@bleach226) and Jess (@jesspkoehler) are back with season 3 and have mixed feelings on how Sydney feelings about Vaughn getting married. It's also the the one where Sydney comes home from Hong Kong with no memories of the last two years, finds out SpyDaddy is in prison, and Vaughn isn't with the CIA anymore. Also, Marshall and Carrie are having a baby?! MUSIC:  If you'...

This is the one where Bree (@bleach226) and Jess (@jesspkoehler) catch up on a number of Quote Vote winners and travel to several locations from the back half of season 2. Connect with us on Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter at @SimpleAliasCast or email us at asimplealiascast@gmail.com.

This is the one where Bree (@bleach226) and Jess (@jesspkoehler) are joined by the phenomenal Cole Delbyck (@coledelbyck) to gush about the epic Season 2 finale. MUSIC:  If you're streaming and want to line up the scenes with the original feature songs, here are the sound clips. Sydney & Vaughn in Stockholm (start 4:39): Play Bleed to Love Her by Fleetwood Mac starting the song at about 0:00. Conn...

This is the one where the CIA suspects Will of being the second double, Vaughn and Sydney go undercover to a sex club in Berlin, and Sydney breaks her cover with (Bad) Francie. It's also the one where  Bree (@bleach226) and Jess (@jesspkoehler) are so sad and worried for Will and also so, so sad for Sydney who is also so sad and worried for Will. MUSIC:  If you're streaming and want to line up the...

This is the one where Bree (@bleach226) and Jess (@jesspkoehler) are SO concerned about Dixon but happy to get a few lighter moments after some really sad episodes. MUSIC:  If you're streaming and want to line up the scenes with the original feature songs, here are the sound clips. Diane's funeral (start 1:46): Play Prayer by Lizzie West starting the song at about 00:05. Sydney & Vaughn in the clu...

This is the one where Diane dies. SOB. Sob, sob, sob. It's also the one where Bree (@bleach226) is very confused about travel time again and Jess (@jesspkoehler) remembers who Christian Slater is. That's right Christian Slater is back and we find out that his wife is a Russian spy (?!) and he's NSA (?!), but they are IN LOVE and it's not like it was with Irina (do you hear that SpyDaddy??). MUSIC:...

This is the one where Bree (@bleach226) can't stop talking about the plane B-roll and Jess (@jesspkoehler) feels claustrophobic from her TV. This is also the one in Alias where SpyDaddy's in charge, Sydney and Irina face off, Bad Francie buys Vaughn a tied (weird!!!), and Emily dies. *sob* MUSIC:  If you're streaming and want to line up the scenes with the original feature songs, here are the soun...

This is the one where Bree (@bleach226) and Jess (@jesspkoehler) go on a long tangent about streaming television shows. In Alias, this is the one where things take A Dark Turn (ba-dum-tss) for Irina, Vaughn, and Bad Francie. Irina escapes (oh no!) from the CIA and we find out she was working with Sloane. Vaughn is under investigation (oh no!) for some seemingly shady activity, but he tells Syd he'...

This is the one where Bree (@bleach226) and Jess (@jesspkoehler) get really frustrated with Kendall... and continue to be frustrated by Sloane, but are also a liiiiiittle impressed by his evil geniusness? This is also the one where Sloane sets some people on fire in Mexico City and it's devastating and painful for everyone. Sydney gets caught in Kandahar and Dixon comes to the rescue! MUSIC:  If y...

This is the one where Christian Slater guest stars and Bree (@bleach226) knew it and Jess (@jesspkoehler) did not. It's also the one where Sydney wants to quit and then doesn't quit because she finds out Sloane has orchestrated everything. We see Marshall is so at home at the CIA (we love to see it), Dixon struggling SO hard with the news about SD-6 (we don't love to see it, heartbreaking), and we...

This is the one where Bree (@bleach226) explains to Jess (@jesspkoehler) that Ethan Hawke is in this episode. It's also the one where we learn that Project Helix was developed to double people, Sydney learns that two people (Ethan and someone else, who we know is Francie) were doubled, and also Bad Francie is a total creeper.  MUSIC:  If you're streaming and want to line up the scenes with the ori...

This is the one where Bree (@bleach226) and Jess (@jesspkoehler) talk about the Super Bowl of it all and how so much is packed into this episode that is basically Pilot 2.0. Sloane is replace, Will and Francie kiss, Jack and Sydney are found out, Jack is tortured, Sydney tells Dixon about SD-6, and THE CIA TAKES DOWN SD-6! And like any good game show, BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! Sydney and Vaughn kiss,...