A Sandwich and Some Lovin’

Kellie and Allen are busy preparing for Christmas! Well….KELLIE is busy preparing for Christmas. With more shopping and baking and Christmas partying on her To Do list, she is a bit overwhelmed. But to help listeners who are struggling with gift ideas, Kellie shares the wish lists her kids have given her this year. Allen gives his thoughts on Kellie’s office Christmas party. Was this the year Kell...

This podcast is basically all over the place! First, the Grinch made her holiday debut on the podcast. Kellie isn’t exactly thrilled with her Christmas tree, but will she let it kill her holiday spirit? Should the Elf on the Shelf be worried? Kellie’s office Christmas party is this weekend, which led to stories of office hookups, which led to Allen having a hoochie box, which led to Kellie getting...

Cuddly as a cactus and charming as an eel, he’s your new favorite snarky talk show host. Join The Grinch (and his faithful dog Max) each week as he rants against Christmas cheer and roasts celebrity guests like chestnuts on an open fire. Starring Saturday Night Live’s James Austin Johnson as the notorious curmudgeon and broadcasting straight from Who-Ville, will The Grinch send these famous folks...

Kellie and Allen unpack their 10-day trip to Orlando. So how was that 22-hour road trip to Orlando for Allen and their boys? After FINALLY arriving, Kellie and Allen and their kids enjoyed non-stop adventures at Disney World, Discovery Cove and Universal Studios. They’ll share their honest opinions about the parks and rides, which could be helpful if you’re planning a family vacation there, as wel...

Kellie is taking a deep breath and pausing to record this podcast because she’s still got to pack for the Kidd’s Kids trip to Disney World! As the last house in the cul-de-sac that has yet to add a single Christmas decoration, Kellie is pushing for more NOW while Allen is reconsidering his whole holiday approach. In listener mail, Kellie and Allen try to help a stepmom with hurt feelings, Allen gi...

Kellie and Allen are pumping themselves up for the most dreaded time of year — dragging the Christmas tree down from the attic. In the meantime… Allen titillates us with some Interesting Stuff, which leads to a huge debate about time travel. Then Kellie shares one of the most humiliating experiences in her recent memory. Allen tries to make it better, but somehow it ends up worse. Have you heard w...

Kellie welcomed Tomi Jean and Annette from SC and they did ALL the things. In fact, according to Allen, you’ll hear practically every single thing they did minute-by-minute of their 5-day visit. While the girls played, Allen went away! Allen hopped on his motorcycle to check off the last remaining items on his state-wide scavenger hunt. He met some really interesting people — and creatures! — alon...

Kellie and Allen have been busy preparing their house for company coming from SC, but Kellie still found time to say something sassy enough to make another episode of Kellie Claps Back. This time, she admits to all of it. Kellie has yet to get a copy of Britney Spears’ memoir, but one excerpt she’s read online has her feeling much better about what was supposed to be Britney’s comeback performance...

A Sandwich and Some Memoirs Kellie is overwhelmed by the amount of celebrity memoirs coming at us right now. Is it okay for people to tell ALL their business when it can negatively impact the lives of others? Kellie dives into some of the upsetting excerpts released ahead of Britney Spears’ and John Stamos’ upcoming tell-alls. And why are people ready for Jada Pinkett-Smith to stop talking about h...

Kellie posted an Instagram Story wearing her new heart monitor which led to a lot of concerned DMs. In case you missed the story about the incident leading up to this, Kellie will explain. On the last podcast, Allen asked for listener questions and the podcast family delivered! In Ask Allen Anything, Allen gives his advice on getting a lazy husband to pitch in with housework, his review of “Ahsoka...

Kellie went on a whirlwind girlfriends weekend to Nashville! What started out as the Nashville 9 became the Nashville 7 and eventually the Nashville 6, but DANG, those girls had as much fun as moms can have before 9pm. Among the highlights you’ll hear — Kellie got hit on at the airport bar and performed the Go West jingle for a captive audience at a boot store. Then the focus finally turned to All...

Kellie and Allen celebrate the 500th episode of the podcast! In addition to the celebration, of course you’ll hear the usual bitchin’ and bemoanin’ of their every day lives. Kellie had an unexpected root canal today, which led to a supper of prescription strength Tylenol and wine….just like the old days! Allen had an infuriating incident at the veterinarian’s office. But besides all the usual dail...

Kellie and Allen’s son Dylan turned 11 over the weekend. Dylan got every single thing he asked for, which is how things usually go whether it’s his birthday or not. That’s because Allen always says, “If Kellie says it’s okay ….” Kellie is hosting friends from SC next month, so Allen is getting the heck out of Dodge. Not only does Kellie have to come up with an itinerary to keep three women enterta...

A Sandwich and We Dem Boys! Football season is in full swing and Kellie is actually enjoying it and participating in the banter! Even though this isn’t a sports podcast, bear with Kellie and Allen as they bask in the glow of the Cowboys’ first win of the season. And learn more about Aaron Rodgers’ personal life than you probably ever cared to know. Right smack dab in the middle of football on Sund...

You have to forgive Kellie on this podcast. Allen was out of town and the smoke detector went off at 2:30 in the morning and she’s been up ever since. Allen recaps the story of a tragic flight from Atlanta to Barcelona that had to turn around mid-flight due to an unfortunate case of explosive diarrhea. And THAT led to another Kellie Claps Back! Kellie and Allen are both excited about football — bo...

Kellie's misophonia rears its ugly head after Allen dares to eat right before they start recording this podcast. Allen then dives into the listener email inbox. We'll all learn a cool movie theater popcorn butter hack, meet another Black listener of the podcast, hear Kellie answer a love letter about long-distance love AND get a new Love Letter to Kellie jingle! But things come to a screeching hal...

It’s only been in theaters for well over a month, but Kellie and Allen finally got around to seeing “Oppenheimer.” If you want to hear what two cranky senior citizens sound like going to a movie theater these days, this is the podcast for you. And you’ll also hear their review of the movie! Allen is still basking in the afterglow of Sturgis and shares some of the most semi- to downright lewd thing...

Allen is on the road for the motorcycle rally in Sturgis and the trip there was eventful to say the LEAST! You’ll hear all about his adventures so far and get a full run down of how Kellie spends a week without her man. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Helix - is offering 20% off all mattress orders and wo free pillows for our listeners! Go to HelixSleep.com/Sandwich. Reliefband - right now, we’...

Kellie and her best friend since fifth grade Tomi Jean are in Florida for the Kidd Kraddick Morning Show (*nationally syndicated) Family Vacation. So Kellie gave Allen the week off to hang out with their boys, and Tomi Jean graciously agreed to join Kellie as a guest on this week’s podcast. This isn’t Tomi Jean’s first time on the podcast, but thanks to Kellie not being in control of the audio, th...

The podcast almost gets derailed REAL early when Allen tries to mess with Kellie’s knee. SHE DOES NOT LIKE THAT. But that leads to a story about Kellie’s Aunt Lacey, whom Allen insists doesn’t exist. Allen’s Bucket List for 2023 included taking Dylan on a guided fishing trip and MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. You’ll get a recap of their overnight adventure, which included a rare occurrence of Dylan hearing...

After some hopefully stimulating orthodontia talk — is there REALLY a difference between pulling and extracting a tooth? — Kellie and Allen dive into their trip to Mexico! When told they had no hotel reservation, do you think A) Allen took complete charge of the situation, or B) Kellie went full-on BOTA with the hotel guy? After that temporary snafu, Kellie and Allen enjoyed Ana and Ryan’s beautif...

Kellie and Allen are heading to Mexico for the Podcast Family Vacation 3.0! While there, Kellie and Allen will not only celebrate their friends’ wedding, they’ll also celebrate their 6th wedding anniversary. Kellie has tried to set Allen up for anniversary success, but she’s also packing a few extra special things, just to make sure. It’s been a while since Allen checked the inbox, and when he did...

Last week, Allen did the podcast from Florida, where he’d taken their 15-year-old son Cole for a baseball tournament. Allen shares the drama that took place on the road trip back home, which included a BOTA match that Allen finally lost. And during all that father and son bonding time, did Allen create a monster? Allen’s Father’s Day celebration included a day at the ballpark, a surprise present,...

Kellie is sitting solo in one of Allen’s 3 man caves while Allen calls in from Florida, where he’s taken their 15-year-old son Cole for a baseball tournament. It’s led to lots of bonding time and dad jokes, but when Allen tries to share one of those jokes on social media, it goes very wrong. But then, why does he feel the need to share it in the family group chat?? When talking about all that fath...

A Sandwich and Some Pickle & Dickel Kellie is a bit emotional this podcast after binge-watching “Firefly Lane” and finishing it about 5 minutes before Allen pressed the record button. Thankfully, Allen took the reins for this podcast. First order of business — Allen reads a letter from a listener who was offended by him on the last podcast. Will this be another Battle of the A**holes? And why...