A Sandwich and Some Lovin’

Allen gets a lot of grief for picking on Kellie too much during the podcast, but Allen says off the air, Kellie is the one giving him the business!  Allen has been working so hard around the house and keeping busy with his multiple hobbies. Kellie felt like she needed to find some sort of hobby, too, so guess who's going back to school!  Kellie and Allen's two dogs have been working out their posi...

Kellie and Allen finally found some Netflix series to watch together! But Kellie's level of anxiety has gotten so bad, that it led Allen to declare, "This is why it's no fun to watch movies with you!" Disclaimer: He still loves her and watches anyway.  On top of that, Kellie's found a new side hustle for Allen. Kellie finally convinced Allen to go to the grocery story with her and the results were...

Kellie and Allen would like to introduce you to their new rescue dog, Zoey! Find out what happened within 10 minutes of meeting her that made them both say, “Ruh-roh!” And how does rescue dog Larry feel about the situation?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy a...

Kellie plans on outliving Allen and for some reason, it made him grumpy. It didn't help that Kellie destroyed his desk today... Is the handshake going by the wayside? Why do we shake hands in the first place? And if a dog starts sniffing you obsessively, should you take a shower or call the doctor?  Speaking of dogs, the search for the perfect companion for rescue dog Larry continues! Allen reads...

Allen has made it his mission to rid the entire city of rats, starting with his home. What goes into the perfect rat trap? What cities have the worst rat infestation? Will you make it past this discussion to listen to the rest of the podcast?  The dog search continues! Kellie and Allen are looking for the perfect companion to Larry the rescue dog. Kellie says this can be Allen's dog, but come on.....

Everyone needs a reminder about just how good people can be. On Wondery’s new series The Daily Smile, host Nikki Boyer brings you stories that will make you feel good each weekday morning. With interviews, inspiring clips, and chats with special guests and passionate friends, The Daily Smile takes you on a journey into goodness, gives you all the feels, and will leave you with a smile on your face...

Kellie noticed that a lot of people not wearing masks at the grocery store seem to have an attitude about it. Apparently, there's a psychological explanation for that. What did Kellie NOT do that has Allen saying, "I told you so...." And is Allen finally giving in to Kellie's desire to get a new puppy sister for Larry??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more abo...

What is going on with this podcast??? Kellie and Allen get a little too personal when it comes to Kellie's love of dirty songs and what doesn't go on on behind the bedroom door. How has their relationship fared during quarantine? What household chore can men and women do together to make their marriage stronger? And is role-playing ever going to play a part in Kellie and Allen's marriage?  Learn m...

Half a bottle of wine later, Kellie and Allen get into this week's podcast, discussing the fallout from their first foray into public dining, panicking over an impending meat shortage, and wondering whether we're fighting over morals or the constitution. And then it happened. Two podcasts ago, Allen sent Kellie into a panic when he tried to bring up something that happened in bed. Finally tonight,...

Kellie and Allen ventured out to a restaurant for the first time since the governor of Texas eased up on the coronavirus restrictions. But why does Kellie still feel like she's going to get into trouble.  Because Kellie loves the "America Says" gameshow so much, Allen made a special Star Wars edition just for her! And then he created his own game show, "Pretentious or Not?"  What did Kellie say ab...

Allen finally gave in and asked Kellie to cut his hair, but ONLY after she watched a YouTube tutorial. What was uglier: Allen's haircut or his attitude?  All Kellie has ever wanted was to find TV shows Allen was willing to watch with her, and now they've got THREE!!  How can one pool float cause so much controversy? What did Kellie throw away that brought tears to their sons' eyes? And what did Al...

With news that the governor of Texas is cracking open the door to end quarantine, Kellie's friend couldn't get on the phone fast enough to make a dinner reservation for Saturday night. She's invited Kellie and Allen. Should they go? One of them is more into the idea than the other. Kellie volunteered at Minnie's Food Pantry and talked about the experience and the desperate need for donations. If y...

Kellie's religious upbringing has her a little freaked out about an app they're using in China. And then a woman who graduated from Kellie's Christian high school wrote in to let her know that in the 30 years since she graduated, things haven't changed that much! What are the last four things you ordered off of Amazon? Kellie and Allen's lists weren't NEARLY as interesting as what one of our podca...

Kellie and Allen finally had to face the truth and step on the scale. How did they survive a week without alcohol, carbs and candy do to a person in quarantine? Weigh in is tomorrow. We'll see if it was worth it!  If you're not on the Next Door app during quarantine, you're missing out! Neighbors are turning on each other as they report each other for not wearing face masks and congregating in gro...

Allen gets REAL comfortable on the podcast as he and Kellie hash out their past few days of quarantine.  Kellie and Allen shared some information on how you can donate to food banks who are in desperate need at this time. For those who are able to give, check out ntfb.org/give or minniesfoodpantry.org.  The time finally came for Kellie and Allen to get rid of some of the stuff they each brought in...

Quarantine birthdays could suck, but Allen did everything he could possibly think of to make Kellie's birthday special. From mimosas at breakfast to dirty martinis at supper, Allen pulled out all the stops. But the most special gift he gave her was A Whole Entire Book of Things I Love About Kellie by Allen. And with a little prodding, Allen reads the book on today's podcast!  Learn more about your...

The coronavirus has caused Kellie and Allen to make a sad decision regarding their upcoming Podcast Family Vacation. But after that sad note, Allen gives the results to his online coronavirus survey, which leads to the oddest question -- Is Allen sexier than Dr. Fauci? And THAT led to an interesting discussion of sexy men over the age of 70.  And Allen reads a letter from a woman whose fiancé refu...

Allen has a list of questions for Kellie regarding her quarantine experience. Has Kellie sent any quarantine memes? Has she sung out of a window? Has she referred to Coronavirus and "'Rona?"  And piggy-backing on a viral Facebook post, Kellie and Allen share their unpopular opinions. What do other people seem to love that they just.........don't?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone....

It’s easy to think celebrities live in a fairytale world: fame, fortune and access to all the best life has to offer. But what happens when we take a closer look? When we look past the titles, the stardom and the riches we’re suddenly left with stories that aren’t all that different from our own. From falling in love to impressing the in-laws to navigating married life, it seems that royal titles...

How did Kellie and Allen's simple conversation about social distancing end up in a colossal argument??? It goes from 0 to 100 real quick.  Allen delivers on his promise. What would be YOUR final meal? Find out how that compares to the final meal requests of some notorious death row inmates.   And who do you know that deserves a blessing? Email podcast@kellieandallen.com and tell them in 100 words...

Kellie and Allen are getting used to this #QuarantineLife. Allen has been really getting into his art while Kellie tried once again to impress him with a home-cooked meal. Yeah. Find out how THAT went. Allen then one-ups her by giving his copycat Chick-Fil-A milk shake recipe that their kids really love.  Kellie toys with the idea of coming up with a hobby and bettering herself during quarantine....

Whoa. Will Kellie and Allen's marriage suffer as a result of the self-quarantine? They have some pretty major disagreements when it comes to the rules of social distancing.  In honor of Kenny Rogers passing, Kellie and Allen decide to sing a little "Islands in the Stream," but would ANYONE consider this duet a tribute?  And finally, things get really deep when Allen reads some listener mail.  Lear...

Allen is Han Solo this week. Not really, but Kellie is visiting her relatives in South Carolina which means the show must go on with A-Train only. Will he be able to podcast without his love bug? What awkward social distancing interaction did Allen have at Larry’s Vet? How was the RV trip to West Texas with Allen's parents and boys? All these questions and more will be answered in this episode if...

Two days after the fact, Kellie is still recovering from an all-ladies slumber party. Find out what went down, from the swap party to the surprise stripper to the hot tub to the black out. Blame it on the BuzzBallz!  Kellie doesn't want to believe it, but based upon the evidence presented by Allen, it looks like they have a bunny murderer in the family.  And the podcast ends with a surprise visit...

In honor of the late James Lipton, Kellie and Allen answer the ten questions he always posed to his guests at the end of "Inside the Actors Studio." Of course, Allen couldn't resist throwing in a couple questions of his own... And Allen thinks it's time to learn a new magic trick that involves Kellie. Maybe they'll perform it on the Podcast Family Vacation in July??  Learn more about your ad choic...