A Quick One with Ed Parnell

More woe and war and misery across the world, insect invasions, Abba and big boats. I put a small brain teaser thing in here as well if you are interested, seeing as how the news is so depressing. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

War ravages certain areas of the world, leaving a trail of death and degredation. The papers can cover that better than I. I'll just stick to taking michael out of people who think only eating cottage cheese is a reasonable diet plan. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

Papers are full of either atrocities or tat. But I do them nonetheless. Also, after a couple of days break I am going to move in a different direction with this. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

A roadsign showing a flying saucer appeared on the road heading into the town of Broadhaven, presumably to celebrate the town featuring in the new Speilberg docu-series about UFOS, and focussing on an incident in 1977 Source Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

There is nothing of any interest in the papers today, apart from an offer on trowels. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

NASA had delayed their mission to mine the Psyche asteroids by one week. Source Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

In an all action editon of the Paper review, our bespectacld hero battles his pronounciation of words to bring you Suella, Hornets, Strictly, Keegan, HS2, Sunak, Starmer and, of course, Boobs, No vegetables were harmed in the making of this podcast. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

GBNews jettisons excess baggage. Laurence Fox forced into combat stance. Source Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

Fleet Street's finest have really put their thinking caps on to come up with the finest selection of stories and tales their readers deserve. Oh dear. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

Te truely devoid of substance Tory Party Conference and the speech of Rishi Sunak, which was, at best, abysmal. This is rather a long rant but it's all factual. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

Who'd have thought getting off the couch could actually be good for you? Ya live and learn Source Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

They found something surprising on the Moon. And it's not cheese SOURCE Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

A surprising number of animal bites are resulting in an upsurge of ICU admissions and deaths Souce Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

It's been postulated in the inquiry procedures that Boris Johnson's whatsapp messages from teh crucial period where he refused to come back from holiday, refused to instigate a lockdown by allegedly saying 'Let The Bodies Pile High By The Thousand' and the possible involvement in the so-called VIP Lane, which allowed billions in public money to be squandered by Tory Ministers, Donors and families....

The splendid coverage of the news that matters read in dulcet respectful tones by a man with custard stains on his shirt. UPDATE ON THE STORY OF THE DAY We did say that a mysterious man-lobster space mutant was caught stealing copies of What Bride magazine from a convenience store in Lewisham. We apologise we made the whole thing up. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/pod...

You would not believe some of the rubbish that is on offer at top floor prices at the CC Conference. I took a shuti at some of it. My God it's tat. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

How many spins does a black hole spin when a black spins and you see it through a lens? Scientists have proved they spin. but why? And what use is knowing this? Source Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

Papers for today. All manner of life is here. And Liz Truss. And a skunk. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

Rishi Sunak was visably upset at a word cloud of what people thought of him, in one word, when hearing his name. Unfortunately it was before the watershed so lacked a certain 'punch'. source Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

Suella Braverman's speech has angered almost everyone with it's devisive, far right overtones. Source Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

Grant Shapps is one of many Tory Ministers having to pack out the front row of the auditorium with aides because no one wants to hear what he has to say. Source Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

Jeremy Hunt telling volunteers that the election will happen when inflation hits 3%. So... how does that happen? And why doesn't he know that inflation only adds to prices, it doesn't make them come down when it decreases... Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

4 tails of woe for the former President. Not much humour in here. But then the prospect of the collapse of the US and the demolition of democracy by a self-obsessed sociopath with no interest in anything but fleecing his followers and grabbing as much cash as he can is not, really, something I can fine much funny in. Although that toupee... Souces https://politicalwire.com/2023/09/30/trump-loses-b...

Maths is better learned before ye snooze so it be, according to them there smart 'uns Source Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

Covering everything from conkers to the lastest in spite in the Conservative Conference in Manchester, it's the papers. Such as they are. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .