A Quick One with Ed Parnell

Come hither and basque in the ethereal beauty and untold wisdom that is the paper review. Marvel at it's majesty and stand in awe at it's... something. Can't read that. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

Man walks into a bar with a paper review, barman says 'Hey, that's a hefty bunch of the national newspapers you have there, buddy'. Man says 'Yes, I am doing a paper review' Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

The phone rang - it was Commissioner Gordon. They needed someone to do the paper review. I donned my mask, cape, tights and underpants and was on my way. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

What is Odesysus, what does it mean and where is it and how, exactly, do you spell it? Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

and his mouth didst open, and the words did emit, an verily, the papers were reviewed. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

It was a dark and stormy night, but that didn't stop Ed Parnell rifling through the latest papers published by off-shore billioniare thought control operatives wanted people think. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

Tremble as the dulcet toned one imparts the headlines in his head without fear or favour. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

And Lo, the papers did arrive. And hark, the nice man with the great hair did read ye the pages of such. And so it was. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

and so our hero burst forth with his keen eye and did read the headlines and horror that the news papers contained. And then made up something completely different. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

More headlines read at high speed as if the reader was afraid someone would realise he's making it all up. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

Ficticious headlines made up for today and probably for teh rest of my life as time rolls on like butter in a heatwave. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

A montage of commentary on Trump taking exception that someone could possibly back someone else and not him. Pick up his rattle, it's on the floor by the pram. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

This is a test project. The style will change as it doesn't suit me but the content is ok. Here I take a look at the Rwanda project, which is so beloved by Rishi and his merry band of... um... his band. I would value anyone to let me know what they think. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

THE “woeful” compensation scheme for Windrush scandal victims must move faster amid “unacceptable” delays in payouts, according to a campaign backed by Baroness Doreen Lawrence and singer Annie Lennox. Source Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

The latest installment of our ongoing drama called Paper Review. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

Access to Work grants help people with disabilities or health conditions to get practical support, including special equipment, to help them work. Source Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

So David Cameron was on Laura Kuensberg's show on Sunday and the question of the Greensil contract came up. And answer it he did not. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

Gary Lineker finds himself in hot water once again over a controversial tweet in which he appeared to back calls for Israel to be banned from international football due to the war in Gaza. Source Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

Drivers face being stranded as Arctic air bringing snow and ice threatens to cause travel disruption in parts of the UK. Source Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

Papers for today. Awful Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

Come one, come all and savour the opinions of billionaire tax haven newspaper owners with firm instructions on what to think today Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

Papers. Atch like a free buffet. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

Ministers are under pressure to address the miscarriage of justice suffered by hundreds of subpostmasters, as public anger over the Horizon IT scandal saw former Post Office boss Paula Vennells hand back her CBE. Source Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

Medieval wall paintings hidden for almost 300 years have been uncovered by builders working in a roof space at a Cambridge University college. Source Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .

An 11-year-old girl has raised over £20,000 by selling handmade items and raffling signed football merchandise. Source Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/a-quick-one-with-ed-parnell--5948367/support .